Tom Cruise Tapping Into a Little Weinstein

October 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When even dudes in Hollywood who don’t even like women are hooking up young chicks with jobs and suddenly “seeing them” in private, maybe this town does have a problem.

 

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Tom Cruise Isn’t Checking In With Suri Very Often

September 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A new report in InTouch Weekly claims Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in the past four years. Or about since that time he sued the shit out of  Life and Style magazine for claiming he had abandoned his daughter post-divorce.

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Tom Cruise Stunt Queen

August 14, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In these time – aka all times – we rely on celebs to bring the yucks, and nobody is yuckier than Tom Cruise injuring himself on set while filming Mission Impossible Thirty: Safely Crossing The Road. Cruise’s mission does indeed end up being impossible, as the sixty-five-year-old proud lesbian doesn’t quite make it onto an adjacent roof while attempting to jump over a street during a stunt. 

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Top Gun 2 Is On Like Donkey Kong

May 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Top Gun was a testimony to how films in the 80’s sucked yet were commercially successful. Exactly like every other decade. Only the 80’s movies were saturated with the Glenn Frey and Kenny Loggins anthems. So worse. 

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Tom Cruise Not Even Well Liked Within Scientology

November 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leah Remini is hosting a tell-all documentary series on A&E about Scientology. It’s a career move for those who’d like to wonder about the headlights in the rear view mirror for the rest of their lives.

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Tom Cruise Working Something Big

April 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tom Cruise has received permission from the partially ethereal leaders of the Church of Scientology to move into L. Ron Hubbard’s old castle digs in England and spruce it up a bit. The former Hubbard home before he headed to sea to avoid tax jail is located in the Vermont of the U.K. East Grinstead is […]

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Tom Cruise Persona Non Grata

July 21, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Persistent rumors indicate Tom Cruise is thinking about leaving the Church of Scientology, at which point we can stop discussing whether or not he is gay because they will purchase a two hour block of prime time to air his bathhouse fuck tapes. Cruise’s nine year old daughter Suri is not being raised in the church possibly […]

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Tom Cruise Is Missing And Shit Around The Web

April 7, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Reports coming out of dead-eyed Katie Holmes’ camp claim that demented dwarf Tom Cruise hasn’t seen his daughter Suri in over a year. Since he owns his own plane, a couple helicopters, and four rickshaw boys from the Canton province, it seems unlikely he’s been unable to find transportation. Read all about Risky Business’ shitty […]

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Scientologists Really Really Angry

January 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A new documentary called Going Clear is being roundly applauded at the Sundance Film Festival which likely means it’s cloying and unwatchable. It spills a bunch of beans about Scientology like how they abuse children and subvert labor laws and hypothesizes Nicole Kidman left Tom Cruise because he was way too into the Church although it doesn’t […]

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Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise To A Sex Club (VIDEO)

May 16, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Emily Blunt was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night to promote her new film Edge of Tomorrow, which stars Tom Cruise, and she told a story about how Tom was so eager to be a part of the gang that he asked to join Emily and her husband John Krasinski in whatever they […]

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