Tom Cruise Likes to Abandon Things

December 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Tom Cruise had been suing Life & Style magazine for $50 million for claiming he abandoned Suri after his divorce from Katie Holmes. The magazine had based their accusation on the fact that Tom disappeared for some number of months after the divorce, while Tom claimed that reality wasn’t all it seemed and who are […]


Tom Cruise Sues the Shit Out of a Magazine

November 9, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Some ladies gossip magazine wrote that Tom Cruise ‘abandoned’ his daughter Suri after Katie Holmes renounced Tom and Xenu in one fell swoop. So, Tom Cruise sued them for $50 million for defamation and libel and slander and everything else that means ‘you hurt my feelings, now give me money’. But in the very first […]


Connor Cruise Seems Grounded

August 30, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

While Tom Cruise was married to Nicole Kidman, they adopted two children (possibly because he found it difficult to get her pregnant through having sex with men), and one of those kids was a boy named Connor Cruise. Now 18, Connor is doing amazing things with his father’s famous name, and by amazing I mean […]


Ex-Scientologists Protested At Tom Cruise’s Oblivion Premiere

April 4, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Last year, while he was filming his new sci-fi movie Oblivion, Tom Cruise was in the middle of his divorce from Katie Holmes. But he needed people to remember that no matter what happened with this, his third divorce, he was still a walking, talking boner machine that loved having sex with hot women. And […]


Wednesday Morning Headlines

January 17, 2013 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

VICTOR GARBER – of ‘Argo’, ‘Titanic’, ‘Alias’, etc., has come out and said he’s gay. And good for him. No one should ever hide or be ashamed of the person they date, unless that person is from Alabama. (greg in hollywood) ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – whose movie ‘the Last Stand’ is getting surprisingly good reviews, did […]


Tom Cruises ‘Oblivion’ has its first trailer

December 11, 2012 | Uncategorized | Brendon| 0 Comments

‘Oblivion’ is set on earth 60 years after a cataclysmic attack, and if we had Wall-E technology it was destroyed because now Tom Cruise has to do that job. He and some girl are all that’s left, and she warns Tom Cruise not to take any chances. He immediately takes some dangerous chances, and some […]


‘Jack Reacher’ has a new trailer

October 18, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

This first full trailer for ‘Jack Reacher’ is a little underwhelming, and it really should have kept the name ‘One Shot‘, but it’s directed by the great Christopher McQuarrie and produced by Skydance, which is as close as you can get to a sure thing in Hollywood. It even has Werner Herzog as the villain. […]


Tom Cruise might be leaving Scientology. But why?

September 27, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

This seems unlikely, but Star says Tom Cruise has been distancing himself from Scientology in the wake of his divorce from Katie Holmes and spending more time with non-Scientologist friends because he feels it has hurt him both personally and professionally. “Tom’s been leaning on friends who have different perspectives, getting advice on moving on […]


Lindsay wants tax cuts for people mislabeled by Forbes

September 8, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan was speaking for all of us last night when she stood up to those fat cats in DC and let them know that tax cuts for the middle class are not enough, we also needs tax cuts for people who are mistakingly listed as a millionaire in magazines. If we’re ever gonna get […]


Yolanda Pecoraro could be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise

July 19, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Yolanda Pecoraro, who for some reason is named “Yolanda” but isn’t black, is reportedly a candidate to become Mrs. Tom Cruise 4: Ghost Protocol. Not because she and Tom are in a successful relationship, but because she’s a Scientologist, and has been since she was 13, thanks to her parents, who are also Scientologists. The […]