Tom Cruise might be leaving Scientology. But why?

This seems unlikely, but Star says Tom Cruise has been distancing himself from Scientology in the wake of his divorce from Katie Holmes and spending more time with non-Scientologist friends because he feels it has hurt him both personally and professionally. "Tom's been... read more

Lindsay wants tax cuts for people mislabeled by Forbes

Lindsay Lohan was speaking for all of us last night when she stood up to those fat cats in DC and let them know that tax cuts for the middle class are not enough, we also needs tax cuts for people who are mistakingly listed as a millionaire in magazines. If we're ever... read more

Yolanda Pecoraro could be the next Mrs. Tom Cruise

Yolanda Pecoraro, who for some reason is named "Yolanda" but isn't black, is reportedly a candidate to become Mrs. Tom Cruise 4: Ghost Protocol. Not because she and Tom are in a successful relationship, but because she's a Scientologist, and has been since she was 13,... read more

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do Suris legs not work or something

Yesterday Tom Cruise picked up his daughter Suri for his first visitation, and he hasn't put her down since. They went to Tom's hotel, then left the hotel to get in a car, which took them to her gymnastics class, and today they got on a helicopter, and Cruise carried her... read more

Tom Cruise got to visit Suri today

Tom Cruise was allowed to visit his daughter Suri in New York today for the first time since Katie Holmes filed for divorce, the Daily Mail says. Because, remember, he's the bad parent. His religion takes millions of dollars from it's members and believes in an all... read more

try and guess if Suri got this puppy

No. She didn't. Katie Holmes took Suri to a pet store in New York, and they looked at puppies, a "morkie" and a French bulldog, but then they didn't get one, and Suri cried. A lot. The photo agency described her as "inconsolable". And then an hour after that, this... read more

Tom Cruise is threatening to sue the Enquirer

This weeks cover for the Enquirer claims Tom Cruise kept Katie Holmes trapped in a HOUSE OF HORRORS (yellow arrow pointing to said house, thankfully included), that "the real Tom is a monster" who locked their daughter Suri in a "tiny, windowless room" for 5 months, that... read more

did Katie Holmes even try to save her marriage

The LA Times says that when Katie Holmes decided to divorce Tom Cruise, she used disposable cell phones provided by a friend to secretly contact lawyers, and Us weekly says she confided in Nicole Kidman while she "secretly plotted to end her marriage", and People says... read more

Scientologists think Tom Cruise has telepathic powers

Tom Cruise has reportedly reached such an advanced level in Scientology that he now has power over the physical universe and can bend the wills of men. And also animals. Because religion and Call of Duty work the same way; you achieve and unlock levels. Cruise is at the... read more

Katie Holmes could make $50 million to divorce Tom Cruise

According to Forbes, Tom Cruise has made over $240 million since he married Katie Holmes in 2006(*), so while there are no specific details about what she's getting paid for her shockingly fast and civil (in this case meaning no leaks to the tabloids about her thoughts... read more

Tom and Katie have reached a divorce settlement

When Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, it was immediately followed by dire predictions about how long and nasty the settlement would be. Well now we have the answer: "12 days" and "not at all". Though no specific details are known just yet, People says an... read more

whats the latest with Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

I hope that headline didn't imply that I know all the latest developments in the divorce between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Oh my God this stupid thing is so confusing, and there's like a billion stories on it every day! CRUISE WILL FILE RIVAL DIVORCE PAPERS - probably... read more