STUFF FROM ALL OVER

Wesley Snips is so screwed - Wesley Snipes will spend the next three years in jail after a Florida judge gave him the maximum sentence possible for evading federal income taxes from 1999 to 2001. This was even after the judge referred to the case as a misdemeanor, saying, "In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanors." Snipes fucked up. He should have done this stuff in California. Cops there don’t do shit....

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JASON BEGHE SEEMS UPSET

Actor Jason Beghe was best man at the wedding of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni. He starred as Demi Moore’s love interest in "G.I. Jane." He’s been in TV shows like "Criminal Minds," "Numb3rs" and "CSI." He's also been a scientologist since 1994. I think maybe he’s not a scientologist anymore. Fox News says…...it's quite easy to understand the point he's making. After 14 years and a tremendous amount of money, he's...

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SURI IS STILL ALIVE

For a few weeks now people have been wondering why Suri Cruise suddenly dropped out of sight. Then yesterday Tom Crusie showed up at a public park with her. Man, what a coincidence. We don't have any close-up pictures from this spontaneous afternoon, because the paparazzi do what they always do at times like this, and that is stay a respectful distance away so big stars can have some privacy. Even still, Suri, as...

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WHAT COULD GO WRONG

Metro UK says that Jennifaa Yopez has asked Tom Cruise to be the godfather to her newborn twins, further fueling rumors that she herself is a closet scientologist despite her repeated public denials. However not everyone is happy about the diva's decision, namely her husband Marc Anthony, a devote Catholic, who is said to be concerned about Cruise's mysterious religious beliefs, it was reported.An insider claims...

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STUFF FROM ALL OVER

TOM CRUISE IS FUNNY - The New York Times says an industry screening Tuesday night for the Ben Stiller movie "Tropic Thunder" – the one where Robert Downy Jr plays a black guy – was noteworthy mostly for the surprise cameo by Tom Cruise as a fat, balding and ruthless movie executive. The uncredited cameo was supposed to be a surprise, as Cruise is not included in any commercials or promotional material, but you can find...

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KATIE HOLMES LOOKS ... BETTER?

Bauer Griffin has some pictures of Katie Holmes new super short haircut, and although I will look back longingly to her time as the Berries and Cream lad, I like this one too because Tom Cruise has been getting fat lately, and I miss the old timey comedy teams where one guy was short and fat and the other guy was tall and skinny. Hopefully they’ll do that bit where one of them has a ladder on their shoulder and they...

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HERE COMES THE CRAZY

Will Smith still denies he has become a member of the Church Of Scientology, but there are new stories again today that say otherwise. Radar magazine has a new cover story saying Will and his wife Jada, along with Kimora Lee Simmons, are all new members, and set to be the celebrity face in hopes of gaining more African American members. MSNBC says...In the piece, the magazine said, “The Church has also set its sights...

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TOM CRUISE MIGHT BE RETARDED

Tom Cruise sings and dances. I had some other intro written for this but who the fuck cares. This video shows Tom Cruise singing and dancing at his scientology birthday party. Top that. Gawker - who has done an unbelievable job with this stuff - says:Andrew Morton wrote in his best-selling biography of Tom Cruise that the Hollywood star was prominent in the hierarchy of the Church of Scientology. Of all of the...

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KATIE WAS TOMS FOURTH CHOICE

The story that Tom Cruise set up and auditioned prospective wives - the result of which was Katie Holmes - has been around for a few years now and been on Tyler at least twice (including here) but today it's alive again, this time because of new claims from an ex high ranking scientologist. So does this mean its true? Uhh, sure why not. Page Six says:Marc Headley, who used to produce promotional films for the religion,...

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HAHAHA, HAHAHA

A web forum dedicated to distributing information about Scientology has uncovered an out-of-print German book written by Dr. Anastasius Nordenholz, originally published in 1934, called "Scientologie". Those who have read it claim it bears a stunning resemblance to works written by Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard thirty years later. A sample of the original (from here):Nordenholz calls for a "science of knowledge"...

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SCIENTOLOGY JUST GOT PAID

Longtime Scientologist Nancy Cartwright — best known as the voice of Bart Simpson — gave the church of scientology $10 million last year, twice as much as even scientology superstar Tom Cruise, who gave just under 5 million. Page Six says:It was all part of Scientology’s Global Salvage effort, which aims to “de-aberrate” Earth — meaning to rid mankind of psychology ills and other “aberrant” behavior.Here are some of...

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JERRY O'CONNELL IS TOM CRUISE

<a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3f716ffebe">the parody video Tom Cruise WANTS you to see!</a> on <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com" mce_href="http://www.funnyordie.com">FunnyOrDie.com</a>Jerry O’Connell is quite possibly the...

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"WE ARE THE AUTHORITIES"

With every clip that leaks online from his Medal of Valor acceptance video, Tom Cruise gets creepier and creepier. Here he rambles on about saving the rescue workers at ground zero after 9/11, and how he doesn't need to ask anyones permission, because scientologists are the real authorities. Being a scientologist is the only permission he needs. The only way he could look any crazier in this is if he had some heads on...

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TOM CRUISE IS CREEPY

The Sun UK has more video today from the Scientology awards ceremony that presented Tom Cruise with the IAS Freedom Medal of Valor in 2006, and this one is infinitely creppier than the last one. It's all pretty terrifying and basically looks and sounds like a veiled threat against all the non-believers, topped off by Cruise saluting a portrait of L Ron Hubbard. You honestly expect the speech to end and then the wall...

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TOM CRUISE WANTED JENNIFER GARNER

A new book by biographer Andrew Morton (the same one who said Cruise is second in command in the church of scientology) says that after Tom Cruise dated Sofia Vergara and before he dated Katie Holmes, the person he really wanted to date was Jennifer Garner. Us.com says:Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star's voice mail in 2004 asking "if she knew what freedom was," but his advances were rebuffed.The...

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