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KATIE WILL RUN THE BOSTON MARATHON

Back in November, Katie Holmes ran the New York City Marathon, her first one, and now Us Weekly is reporting that she has signed up for her second, this time the famous Boston Marathon. Us says: Holmes had placed 34,193rd among 39,085 entrants in the New York City marathon (26.2 miles in about 5 hours and 30 minutes) on Nov. 4, which means she didn't qualify by merit for the April 21st race in Boston.Runners in the...read more

TOM CRUISE GOT ONE. THIS ONE.

Friends of Tom Cruise like Jennifer Lopez and David Beckham and Will Smith say that, despite his affinity for scientology, he would never pressure them to join the infamous Hollywood cult. But today, the New York Daily News says Smith has done just that. Seemingly. Will Smith has joined the ranks of Hollywood power players actively recruiting for the Church of Scientology.Big stars traditionally distribute "wrap...read more

TOM CRUISE IS CRAZY, IMPORTANT

A new book is claiming that longtime Scientologist Tom Cruise has risen in the ranks and is now second in command of the controversial religion, based on outer space warlords trapped in volcano prisons and dead aliens attaching themselves to human souls. Oh, and also, there’s this...And author ANDREW MORTON says some followers have speculated that his daughter Suri may have been fathered using FROZEN SPERM from its...read more

KATIE HOLMES ISNT HELPING

Very obviously Tom Cruise has been plagued for years by rumors that he's gay, and every girlfriend or wife he ever has is just called a beard, and now Katie Holmes tells Us magazine some stuff that will do anything but help.Katie Holmes has opened up about her one-year marriage to Tom Cruise, revealing his biggest turn-on. "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me...read more

RANDOM MORNING STUFF

KAYNES MOM PASSED AWAY - Kanye West's mother, Dr. Donda West, has died. Multiple reports indicate that Dr. West's death may have been a result of complications from some sort of surgery. And, I don't mean to make light of this, but was she a real doctor, or was that her rap name? Sometimes in the black community they'll call you "Dr." if you rap or can make a really good bar-b-que sauce. Rednecks do the same thing....read more

EVERYONE HATES TOM CRUISE

Fox News says it's no coincidence that Robert Redford and Meryl Streep did not attend a dinner earlier this week honoring Tom Cruise. Cruise, Redford and Streep, of course, star in "Lions For Lambs", which opens nationwide today. Fox says: When I noted that the "Lions for Lambs" stars were absent, an insider very close to the scene told me, "Meryl and Bob can’t stand Tom. In London, Tom kept trying to push himself into...read more

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SURI CRUISE IS SO SCREWED

Us magazine says that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are using strict Scientology guidelines to raise their daughter Suri, and that dictates everything from the way she was nursed to the way she's disciplined and even what friends she's allowed to have. Us magazine says: Suri -- who as a baby was breastfed and nursed on a mixture of barley water, milk and corn syrup which Hubbard advocated as being healthier than formula...read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

If Orlando Bloom is dating Jessica Simpson, it's news to Orlando Bloom, who was seen last nighttrying to cool things down with a dude whose girlfriend Orlando was hitting on. I think. It's a little confusing. At one point it's hard to tell if they're about to fight or make out. I think the other dude is in love. Nothing happens and the video is boring, but the girl is super hot, so, awesome, right? KATIE HOLMES WANTS...read more

TOM CRUISE IS NUTS, TINY

Star magazine, via Celebitchy, says that Tom Cruise is planning to build a ... wait for it ... wait for it ... a 10 million dollar underground bunker in Colorado to prepare for the arrival of Xenu, his alien god who is at the heart of scientology. Star says:Devout Scientologist Tom Cruise plans to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride, Colorado, mansion, a source tells Star! Equipped with a high tech...read more

TOM IS BRAINWASHING THE KIDS

Star Magazine, via Celebitchy, says that the two adopted children of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman have spent the summer at a camp outside Portland, a camp that critics sayis designed to take kids while they're young and indoctrinate them into Scientology. Star says: As Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and their 15-month-old cutie Suri were snapped romping around Berlin in between his filming the World War II drama, Valkyrie,...read more

TOM CRUISE IS DANGEROUS

Eleven extras were injured after falling off a truck on the set of Tom Cruise's latest movie, "Valkyrie". The movie, directed by Bryan Singer, was filming in Germany when the side of a military troop transport truck burst open as it drove around a corner. The BBC says: One man was seriously injured … The other 10 of were treated in hospital but later released. Police said there were "no findings to suggest anyone...read more

TOM CRUISE IN STAR TREK?

IGN says that J.J. Abrams has asked Tom Cruise to play Captain Christopher Pike in the upcoming movie version of "Star Trek". Pike was James T. Kirk's predecessor and captain of the U.S.S. Enterprise in the original and unaired Star Trek TV pilot. The role would be little more than a cameo. IGN says:Cruise's name first surfaced last fall as a possibility for a role in Trek, but Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson said,...read more

THIS IS GROSS

The Aussie version of MSN says today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes want to do a sexy - and naked - photoshoot together much like the one David and Victoria Beckham did last month for W magazine. MSN says:Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that's rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they've so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28,...read more

TOM CRUISE HAS DONE IT

Naysayers may be resistant to accept Tom Cruise in his new role as the German general who attempted to assassinate Hitler, but as this picture proves, he can hold a briefcase on a runway and look tubby right up there with some of the best actors who ever lived. (full picture here)read more

SURI CRUISE IS GOOFY LOOKIN

Someone needs to kidnap Suri and run a CAT scan on her immediately because something is wrong with her. I don't know what, but she's clearly f'd up somehow. She always looks like they just pulled her out of the dryer. Katie looks like a hot zombie, there's no way her daughter should look like they just hit her in the head with afrying pan.The super muscular dog isn't relevant to anything, in case you were wondering,...read more