Katie Holmes was at the Grove in Hollywood last night, filming scenes for a new Adam Sandler movie called Jack and Jill, and when she bent over it showed off a huge bruise on her ass.
This wasn’t part of the scene, so was she injured? Did she fall down? Hopefully this wasn’t some sex related bruise, because, if there’s one thing I know about anal sex, it’s that the running start doesn’t work. It makes aim almost impossible and can lead to accidents. DON’T BE A HERO KATIE!
When we last saw Tom Cruise, he was hanging off the side of the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, running along the side of the 124th floor, filming stunts for Mission: Impossible 4. But clearly that’s for pussies, so today Tom was sitting on top of the tower, at the very peak of the worlds tallest man made structure, 2,717 feet in the air.
And I don’t mean IN the tower, like in this youtube video. I mean ON it. With his feet hanging over the side, like a little kid fishing on a dock with his dad.
Just so we’re perfectly clear: Fuck That. Stuff like this just makes me think his marriage is falling apart or he has bone cancer or something. How shitty do things have to be at home for you to sit on top of a tower half a mile in the air.
(image source – fame)
Tom Cruise may be an easily bamboozled simpleton in his personal life, but when it comes to making movies, the guy is a pro. He’s well known to do many of his own stunts, and clearly his work in ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’ won’t be any different. Proof: yesterday he ran along the side of the worlds tallest building, the Burj Kahlifa in Dubai, outside the 124th floor.
I don’t even like trying new foods I’m such a pussy, there’s no way I’d do this, even If I could literally fly and my body was composed entirely of replaceable robot parts.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 – will officially be called, ‘M:I 4: Ghost Protocol’. Clearly they’re going for a vibe like the ‘Call of Duty’ or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!)
DEADPOOL – has had a script floating around for a while, getting insanely positive reviews from those who have read it, and now you can too. Download it and print it out. Just think of all the mad pussy you’ll get when the ladies see you reading this! (IHC)
COURTNEY LOVE - went shopping. Drunk. Panties. Profanity. The whole usual thing. Seriously, how long has she been a woman? There’s no way she was born a woman, right? (wenn)
Tom Cruise, who is 48 years old by the way, was filming some stunts for ‘Mission: Impossible 4′ today in Prague, and it looks like there’s gonna be a little something for the ladies in this one. Tumbling. Girls love gymnastics.
(source = splash news and wenn)
I guess the Daily Mail was the first to point this out, but Cameron Diaz is 5’9″ and Tom Cruise is 5’7″. And earlier this week she wore 4 inch heels to the Japanese premiere of ‘Knight and Day’. And yet…
Give Cruise credit though, because the lifts in his shoes and the extra high soles are very subtle. I guess when you’re short you have to do this kind of thing. I wouldn’t know of course because I’m a rugged 6’5″, an adventurous hunk who lives for danger, as if you couldn’t tell by my shark tooth necklace and snug-fit safari shorts.
