Thursday afternoon headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - will officially be called, 'M:I 4: Ghost Protocol'. Clearly they're going for a vibe like the 'Call of Duty' or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!) DEADPOOL - has had a script floating around for... read more

Ethan Hunt is all ripped out

Tom Cruise, who is 48 years old by the way, was filming some stunts for 'Mission: Impossible 4' today in Prague, and it looks like there's gonna be a little something for the ladies in this one. Tumbling. Girls love gymnastics. (source = splash news and wenn) [gallery... read more

Whose heels were higher: Cameron Diaz or Tom Cruise?

I guess the Daily Mail was the first to point this out, but Cameron Diaz is 5'9" and Tom Cruise is 5'7". And earlier this week she wore 4 inch heels to the Japanese premiere of 'Knight and Day'. And yet... Give Cruise credit though, because the lifts in his shoes and... read more

Tom Cruise is a pro

Tom Cruise is in Prague today for the first day of filming on ‘Mission Impossible 4', which is surprising because yesterday he was in Tokyo for the Japanese premiere of ‘Knight and Day'. That flight has to be, like, 200 miles (I'm not good with numbers). Even if they... read more

Tuesday night headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - has added Josh Holloway from 'Lost' to the cast as a member of Tom Cruises team. His characters specialty is on missions where being really really handsome helps in some way. (hollywood reporter) BRAD PITT - was always thought to be the only... read more

You would cry too if you had to see Knight and Day

Like a dark ominous cloud over the sea rolling in the from the west, 'Knight and Day' had it's Japanese premiere in Tokyo earlier today. Tom Cruise scared some little kids ("Why his crothes so tight? No I no want see, he rook rike pervert!!") but thanks to things like... read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

JON MAYER - went on tumblr and said the Huffington Post is "full of shit", in a 463 word response to a 150 word story that implied he might be back together with Jennifer Aniston. Maybe he overreacted, but let's see someone blab that you're dating that fug bitch and see... read more

monday afternoon headlines

MEL GIBSON - wants his ex girlfriend to produce some evidence to back up her claims, especially the one saying she has dental records proving he knocked out two of her teeth. And I want my ex girlfriend to produce some evidence that she got stationed in Germany. She's... read more

tom cruise is a good dancer

As you watch Tom Cruise sell a billion ‘Knight and Day' movie tickets by dancing with Hennifaa Yopez at last nights MTV Movie Awards, keep in mind that he's … ahem … FORTY FUCKING SEVEN years old. I'm joining scientolgoy immediately. I asked my old god for immortality a... read more

katie holmes just got paid

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have been married just over 3 years now (Nov. 18) and despite recent rumors that their relationship is struggling, things are going great. So well in fact, Katie has even agreed to extend her marriage contract. Aww. This is really touching. ... read more

Morning headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - I think I'm the only one who feels Mission Impossible 3 is completely awesome, until the final ten minutes. Philip Seymour Hoffman is the best actor alive, and Maggie Q is so GD hot I'd rather masturbate to the words "Maggie Q" on a piece of blank... read more

katie holmes has pretty hair

Katie Holmes walked the red carpet with some sassy hair extensions last night in Tokyo for the Japanese premiere of “Valkyrie”. Although for some inexplicable reasons I can’t find good pictures of it anywhere (the banner is from the Sun). I have to follow my heart and... read more