wtf! - update (!)

Aww god dammit. Is everyone in Hollywood on HGH except me? This is bullshit. If anyone out there has a hookup for HGH let me know. I’m not kidding. I want that shit. Tom Cruise was a mess a few months ago, now look at him yesterday in Brazil. He's like a damn underwear model. I just drafted him as a free safety in my fantasy league. (picture source = splash news. Im tryng to get better and more of these pictures. And I...read more

tom cruise is getting a makeover

Believe it or not there was a time when everyone loved Tom Cruise and his goofy religion was no secret but he and his team keep his doofusness in check. Then in 2005 he fired Pat Kingsly, his publicist since 1995, and replaced her with his scientologist sister. Not a good idea, as it turns out. Now he has a new PR team, and it would seem they’re starting with the basics. Star says...- no lecturing any talk show hosts...read more

WOOF

You know what would have been funnier then the Top 10 list that Tom Crusie had to read last night on David Letterman? Anything. Literally anything on earth.read more

TOMS SECRETS MIGHT BE IN DANGER

The New York Post says that Tom Cruise has lost his Blackberry, and it's feared, based on stuff I'm making up right now, that some Canadian scoundrel out there now has access to his private information and secrets. After Cruise did a full-hour interview with "Entertainment Tonight Canada," his people called the studio asking if anyone had found the gadget. "A search was done, but, nada," Govani said. "So, basically,...read more

WHATS WITH KATIES TEETH?

Yesterday the Daily Mail had something about Katie Holmes and her scary new teeth.The actress was seen leaving her New York apartment for the theatre, when she unwittingly revealed her chipped tooth.Clearly the wife of Tom Cruise has missed a couple of dental appointments of late as she was seen looking less than polished as she headed to work yesterday.Dressed in a cropped black leather jacket, jeans and a sweater,...read more

VALKYRIE HAS A NEW TRAILER

"Valkyrie" has been plagued by bad press for months and had it's release date pushed back several times, despite a big name cast and crew led by Tom Cruise, director Brian Singer and Christopher McQuarrie, the worlds greatest screenwriter. The movie is about the failed plot to kill Hitler by Nazi officers, who clearly didn’t learn anything by all their failed attempts at killing Indiana Jones. Just shoot him, he’s...read more

HOLY CRAP

If you want to know why people think Scientology is a cult that uses harassment and intimidation to scare people, its because Scientology is a cult that uses harassment and intimidation to scare people. Here in this video taken yesterday, Scientology volunteers pass out flyers with pictures, real names and home addresses of members of the protest group Anonymous. Meanwhile, a few miles away, Tom Crusie watched it all...read more

XENU GOT TO PINK

Will Smith and Jennifer Lopez have yet to officially confirm that they've become scientologists, although many think that is the case, and now Star magazine says there may another secret convert.Pop star PINK has reportedly turned to Scientology to help her move on after her split from husband CAREY HART.The pair's two-year marriage ended earlier this year (08), and friends reveal the singer has sought comfort from pal...read more

EVERYONE HATES TOM CRUISE

After almost 30 years together, Paula Wagner is no longer working with Tom Cruise. She has left her position as chief executive officer of United Artists, where Cruise set up his production company after being fired from Paramount. Variety says…Since Wagner and Tom Cruise became co-owners of the company with MGM, Wagner tried to greenlight movies but frequently butted heads with MGM. Harry Sloan was concentrating on...read more

TOM CRUISE IS IN TROUBLE

The New York Daily News says today that Tom Cruise has been named in a $250 million federal lawsuit against the Church of Scientology. Hahahaha, you suck Tom Cruise. Goofy bastard. THE NYDN says…Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, a longtime critic of the church, filed suit in Southern District Court in Florida on July 15 alleging, among other things, that members of the church harassed him after he left.In court papers...read more

WHATS WRONG WITH KATIES HANDS

Much is being made today of the fact that Katie Holmes has been seen while filming her cameo on the ABC show "Eli Stone" either hiding her hands (above) or wearing gloves (here). One picture in particular (this one) seems to have some in a breathless tizzy because her hands kinda sorta look purple (close up here). Perez is saying her hands are turning weird colors because of some radical and dangerous Scientology...read more

TOM IS SHORT. OH I GUESS I WAS WRONG.

Jared has some pictures up today showing a very stately Tom Cruise. He’s been 5’6” for 20 years but as of last night he’s a damn giant. Maybe it's forced perspective or whatever but they’re the same height, at best, and last night Katie was wearing 3-inch heels, yet Tom still looks taller. So this can only mean he’s wearing lifts. Which is funny. I hope this is his new thing. I dream of the day he gets out of the limo...read more

WILL SMITH ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE

Will Smith has yet to officially announce that he is now a follower of Scientology, despite strong ties to the cult for almost three years, but now Life and Style (via PopCrunch) says the evidence that’s piling up is pretty hard to ignore. Life & Style spies claim Will was chatting up the unorthodox religion to anyone who would listen on the set of his new film, Hancock, opening July 4th.“He gave out...read more

DR. DREW IS NOT A NAZI

"Loveline" and "Celebrity Rehab" host Dr. Drew has an interview in next months Playboy magazine, and in it he makes a casual reference to Tom Crusie. Drew said..."A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like...read more

KATIE AND HER GRANDPA AT MTV

Tom Cruise wore a very handsome sweater to yesterdays MTV Movie Awards, a perfect indicator for how hip and edgy this thing has gotten lately. After this he played with the thermostat for a while and then listed places around town with the cheapest gas. Then he settled in with a nice cup of chamomile and went nitey-nite. What an evening!read more