It’s not like Lily Allen looks amazing with her top off or anything, but she’s a big star and she lays out almost naked all the time. She’s sold almost 4 million records, whereas Vanessa Hudgens never lays out almost naked and has sold less than 500,000 records. Coincidence? Probably, yes, but is Vanessa willing to take that chance. She needs to think of her bikini top as a loaded gun, just waiting to murder her career.
05.12.2009 Are we still doing this?
It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!!
These pics were taken just last year. This time, Carrie dropped her top for a professional photo shoot … another partially nude gig that she forgot to tell the Miss California officials about. Donald Trump will decide today whether or not he’ll give Carrie the heave ho.
TMZ has 15 pictures, and in 4 of those they had to censor what might be one nipple. The one up top on the left is by far the worst. At least TMZ has the decency to call it (*) “partially nude”. Perez Hilton says:
Carrie Prejean and her publicists have repeatedly sworn up and down that she only ever posed topless once.
Well, they’re fucking liars! What does Jesus say about liars????
She’s not modeling lingerie in these pics! This is a full-on tittie shoot!
I don’t mean to nit-pick by pointing out what words mean, but either Miss California is a zebra or those gray things on the side of her torso are a “top”. That is not “full-on” or “topless” or a “tittie shoot”, at least not based on any rational definition of those terms.
And … umm, at one point I saved two pictures of Diora Baird of “Star Trek”, one early naked modeling picture and one from Playboy (here and here) because I had some amazing point to make that involved tits but then I stared at her tits for 20 minutes and now I can’t remember what that was. But I’m sure it was brilliant. So if you could make up your own brilliant point and then write it on the screen as if I said it that would really help me out.
05.08.2009 Gee I wonder who leaked these
These cellphone pictures of Rihanna in various stages of undress (including the one full frontal naked money shot here) only just leaked and it’s not clear where they’re from or how they ended up online, but it was Chris Brown. He did it.
Sexy Update - Wow, he punches girls in the face AND wears panties on his head. Chris Brown must be training for the Tough Guy Olympics.
05.07.2009 Cassie seems fun - update
About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page:
IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.
Two pics of these specific titties can be seen here and here and this hot bitch has the right attitude. She’s got nothing to be shy or sorry about. She’s fantastic looking. She’s also right when she says hacking a hot girls computer and posting naked pictures is evil. Those people should be prosecuted. Unless I’m the one who did it, in which case settle down baby.
POV update - we learn three things with the leak of the third NSFW Cassie picture: 1 - her breasts aren’t the only things pierced. 2 - she knows how to use her cameras timer. 3 - the last thing a penis sees before pure ecstasy.
05.06.2009 very important site news
If you’re the kind of person who enjoys resetting passwords, brace yourself because you may come in your pants when I tell you the big news. One of the reasons we moved some things around last week was because the old admin page had some security, um, let’s call it “flaws”. So we had to lock all the old passwords, and now to keep every thing safe you have to do that “forgot my password” email thing. We would do it for you, but we can’t. And also it’s time you took some initiative and made something of yourself. Your mother and I are worried sick.
So if you’ve registered here before with an email and password, click here to get instructions on what to do next. And if that shit sounds boring, you can go just go over here and see naked pictures of Ida Ljungqvist, who was named Playmate of the Year on Monday. Your call.
05.04.2009 Please dont do that Kate Moss
Sometimes in fables the Devil will grant someone a wish in exchange for their soul, but of course he’s gotta be a dick about it and give the person what they asked for but with some cruel twist. Like you ask to be rich and he makes you rich in wisdom or some useless shit like that. These pictures show what you would get if your wish was for a world famous supermodel, sunbathing topless on a yacht bigger than the high school I went to, and also there’s another girl who is also topless, and they start to do yoga together and the other topless girl starts rubbing the supermodels back and shoulders, perhaps telling her to relax and let go of all her inhibitions.
Pretty hot, right? Do you remember the part about the cruel twist? Ta-da.
