11.10.2011 Anne Vyalitsyna at the Victorias Secret show

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I only know two things about Anne Vyalitsyna:

1. Adam Levine from Maroon 5 is her boyfriend and they played the Victorias Secret fashion show last night and that’s why he’s draped all over her.
2. She has a good name for a vampire.

(source = getty and wenn)


11.10.2011 Erin Heatherton at the Victorias Secret fashion show

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As usual, wings were a big part of the Victorias Secret fashion show, like these ice wings they put on Erin Heatherton. So obviously this is something you’d only wear if you lived somewhere cold.

(image source = getty, wenn, splash and bauer griffin)


11.10.2011 Miranda Kerr in a $2,500,000 bra

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The Victorias Secret fashion show was held last night in New York and, among other things, Miranda Kerr wore a diamond encrusted bra valued at 2.5 million dollars. It was the most elaborate way anyone could think of to tell the Occupy Wall Street hippies to fuck off.

(image source = wenn and getty. more fashion show pics to come)


08.10.2011 Erin Heatherton is a good model

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22-year-old Victorias Secret Angel Erin Heatherton is in St. Barths today to model bikinis for their new catalog. If this is any indication, it’s bound to have lots of new ideas for the next time you want to dress up a pencil and bring it to the beach.

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04.01.2011 Candice Swanepoel could get fired for being too hot

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Candice Swanepoel (the blond in the middle in the picture above) has always been skinny but for some reason people (presumably fat and/or gay ones) started to freak out yesterday when they saw her at the Victorias Secret swimwear launch. E! says…

It was markedly apparent on Wednesday, when the once curvy South African hottie revealed her newly skeletal frame at an L.A. fashion shoot at the Mondrian Hotel wearing tiger print bottoms and a black bra.
Just two months ago, a much healthier Swanepoel posed as the face of the lingerie house’s Valentine’s Day campaign. Her weight loss since has been dramatic.
And now, a fashion insider close to the Victoria’s Secret models tells us that Swanepoel’s future with the company is in jeopardy.

I don’t mean to overreact but E! is a god damn liar and I hope they die. Here she is at that Valentines Day event two months ago, when she was “curvy” and “much healthier”. Oohh, what a transformation. Here (and here and here) she is in the VS catalog for that same Valentines campaign. How voluptuous! Here she is at a VS event in April of last year. Here she is at the VS fashion show in November of 2009.

Point being Candice has always been skinny, and if that bothered me instead of Victorias Secret I’d look up swimsuits for people with diabetes.

(image source = getty and splash news online and fame)


03.31.2011 its the Victorias Secret Angels in bikinis

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Adriana Lima were at the pool at the Mondrian Hotel in LA yesterday to help launch the 2011 Victorias Secret swim line. Or at least Alessandra and Candice were. Adriana looked spooky. It doesn’t really seem like she’s ready for the beach. It seems like she’s ready to turn into a bat and fly away.

(image source = bauer griffin)