Victoria's Secret Tits and Lies

A Victoria's Secret whistleblower blew the lid off the lingerie manufacturer with an anonymous interview revealing that the models are airbrushed to shit and padded with push up bras to make them seem more shiny and perfect. That took some bravery. read more

Cole Hamels Denied Titty Access

Major League Baseball pitcher Cole Hamels is suingan events company for being denied access to the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Hamels claims he paid over $68,000 to Cornucopia Events for three VIP tickets to the show. Should've gone to StubHub.When Hamels... read more

Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie

I like when people are good at shit then shut the fuck up. LeBron is amazing at the round ball but can't keep his trap shut. Top earning actresses have to bleed stigmata over the plight of women in film. Rolling Stone has to invent high profile rape stories to get... read more

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Candice Swanepoel Poses In Bikinis For Victoria's Secret

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Karlie Kloss Should be More Famous

Victoria's Secret held its annual Holiday Cheer Gift event last night in New York City, and as always they sent two Angels to stand in one place for several minutes, while blowing kisses and looking pouty so guys will buy their bras under the belief that their... read more

Victoria's Secret Fires Jessica Hart Over Taylor Swift Diss

I've warned people before about the retaliation factor of Taylor Swift crazy teen fan online Fascists. Her virtual army of early anxiety medicated B-students take to the digital airwaves like Taylor's own Praetorian Guard, beating down even the slightest naysayer. The... read more

Taylor Swift Plays the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show for No Reason

When you think hot sexy women's lingerie, your mind immediately races to Taylor Swift, the human wet blanket who wills your balls back up into your abdomen, then yells at you for wincing. Since CBS started paying to cover this annual show, they decided to turn it into a... read more

The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Went Just About As Expected

If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic... read more

Lindsay Ellingson Was A Sexy Model For Halloween

Victoria's Secret model Lindsay Ellingson attended the UNICEF Masquerade Ball in New York City last night, and at first I had no clue who she was, because that mask is just so incredible. When she showed up to the red carpet wearing it, I bet that all of the... read more

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Candice Swanepoel Loves Her $10 Million Bra (VIDEO)

"Women love jewelry," is what Candice Swanepoel said of this year's $10 million Fantasy Bra while describing in this behind-the-scenes video what it's like to wear such an incredibly expensive piece for the upcoming Victoria's Secret fashion show. "No shit," replied men... read more

Victoria's Secret Angels At The Lourve

Ask people who've been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they always say it was amazing. In short, they're all lying. Now,... read more

Behati Prinsloo In Lingerie

I find myself rather obsessed with Adam Levine's sex life. Not just for the obvious reason that it's so much better than my own. I can't throw a spiral like Tom Brady, but I'm not obsessed with his throwing arm. But I guess if Tom Brady launched a perfect game winning... read more