Victoria's Secret Tits and Lies

A Victoria's Secret whistleblower blew the lid off the lingerie manufacturer with an anonymous interview revealing that the models are airbrushed to shit and padded with push up bras to make them seem more shiny and perfect. That took some bravery.

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Cole Hamels Denied Titty Access

Major League Baseball pitcher Cole Hamels is suingan events company for being denied access to the 2015 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Hamels claims he paid over $68,000 to Cornucopia Events for three VIP tickets to the show. Should've gone to StubHub.When Hamels arrived at the show, he, his wife, and another friend were not allowed inside. No explanation as to why he brought his wife to a Victoria's Secret Fashion...

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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie

I like when people are good at shit then shut the fuck up. LeBron is amazing at the round ball but can't keep his trap shut. Top earning actresses have to bleed stigmata over the plight of women in film. Rolling Stone has to invent high profile rape stories to get attention for their nineteenth Green Day retrospective. This South African chick models lingerie, she does it spectacularly well, and she doesn't speak....

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Candice Swanepoel Poses In Bikinis For Victoria's Secret

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Karlie Kloss Should be More Famous

Victoria's Secret held its annual Holiday Cheer Gift event last night in New York City, and as always they sent two Angels to stand in one place for several minutes, while blowing kisses and looking pouty so guys will buy their bras under the belief that their girlfriends will instantly look like Adriana Lima or Karlie Kloss. It's nice to see Victoria's Secret pushing Karlie more, though, because she has that perfect...

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Victoria's Secret Fires Jessica Hart Over Taylor Swift Diss

I've warned people before about the retaliation factor of Taylor Swift crazy teen fan online Fascists. Her virtual army of early anxiety medicated B-students take to the digital airwaves like Taylor's own Praetorian Guard, beating down even the slightest naysayer. The latest victim is gap-toothed model Jessica Hart who had the vagina balls to say that Taylor Swift could never cut it as a Victoria's Secret angel...

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Taylor Swift Plays the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show for No Reason

When you think hot sexy women's lingerie, your mind immediately races to Taylor Swift, the human wet blanket who wills your balls back up into your abdomen, then yells at you for wincing. Since CBS started paying to cover this annual show, they decided to turn it into a big TV Thanksgiving time special. Nobody at CBS has ever programmed for anybody under the age of near-death before, so I assume one of the execs kids...

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The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Went Just About As Expected

If you were somehow able to wager that the 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at the Lexington Avenue Armory in New York City last night would feature some very attractive women walking around in expensive lingerie, random outfits nobody will ever see again and gigantic wings, then you're probably a wealthier man this morning. Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Doutzen Kroes, Candice Swanepoel and...

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Lindsay Ellingson Was A Sexy Model For Halloween

Victoria's Secret model Lindsay Ellingson attended the UNICEF Masquerade Ball in New York City last night, and at first I had no clue who she was, because that mask is just so incredible. When she showed up to the red carpet wearing it, I bet that all of the photographers wondered who this mysterious woman in a dress could be, but then she said, "Don't worry, everyone, it's me, Lindsay Ellingson!" and they all...

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Candice Swanepoel Loves Her $10 Million Bra (VIDEO)

"Women love jewelry," is what Candice Swanepoel said of this year's $10 million Fantasy Bra while describing in this behind-the-scenes video what it's like to wear such an incredibly expensive piece for the upcoming Victoria's Secret fashion show. "No shit," replied men everywhere, as they listed the number of things they'd need to receive in return for spending even 1/100th of that amount on a jewel-encrusted bra....

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Victoria's Secret Angels At The Lourve

Ask people who've been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they always say it was amazing. In short, they're all lying. Now, takes some good looking models in lingerie on top of the Louvre and ask guys who saw them what they thought. They'll say something like, 'Alessandra...

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Behati Prinsloo In Lingerie

I find myself rather obsessed with Adam Levine's sex life. Not just for the obvious reason that it's so much better than my own. I can't throw a spiral like Tom Brady, but I'm not obsessed with his throwing arm. But I guess if Tom Brady launched a perfect game winning touchdown strike and then asked the refs for a do-over on account of the fact that he could do better, I'd probably obsess. Sort of like how Adam Levine...

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Kylie Bisutti Is Still Yapping About Victoria's Secret

After former model Kylie Bisutti started making the TV rounds to promote her new book, "I'm No Angel: From Victoria's Secret Model to Role Model", her one-time employer was quick to defend the company's reputation by clarifying that she had only worked for Victoria's Secret one time. So technically, the title of Kylie's book is 100 percent accurate, because she was never an Angel, but Victoria's Secret reps are still...

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Victoria's Secret Says Kylie Bisutti Is Full Of Shit

Kylie Bisutti claims in her new book that she gave up her brief modeling career because she hated feeling like a piece of meat, citing numerous examples of how she had to strip down to her underwear for photo shoots. Of course, she knowingly and willingly entered a Victoria's Secret TV competition to win those opportunities, but she wrote that it was the stuff that happened after she won that really made her regret...

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Kylie Bisutti Is Not A Piece Of Meat

In 2009, an unknown model named Kylie Bisutti was rocketed into the spotlight after she topped 10,000 other women to win the Victoria's Secret Angel Search. Of course, the iconic lingerie and women's clothing company doesn't just take any girl with a solid C-cup off the streets, as the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show director, Sophia Neophitou, even once said they'd turn away Kate Upton because she looks like a Page 3...

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