Chris Brown investigated for assault again

By brendon January 28, 2013 @ 1:26 PM


Chris Brown, who you may remember…

Got into a bar fight with Drake.
Stole a fans iPhone.
Threw a chair through a window at Good Morning America.
Breeds pit bulls.
Uses “I won’t beat you” as a pick up line with women
because he beat the shit out if Rihanna
several times
and then bragged about it

is now under investigation for getting into a fight with Frank Ocean early this morning in a West Hollywood parking lot over a parking spot. “The altercation allegedly led to Chris Brown punching the victim,” according to the sheriffs department.

It’s not clear of course if Brown is guilty or not, but that motherfucker is guilty and is a piece of shit. He always acts repentant then goes right back to being a thug dickhead. I bet if you counted he would have the exact same number of court appearances as he does normal looking suits.

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    LoK 01/28/2013 14:52

    stop being an internet pussy, say what you mean: he has angry black man syndrome

  2. avatar
    Slap and Tickle 01/28/2013 16:22

    you mean battery?

  3. avatar
    Shiss 01/28/2013 19:13

    I believe I’ve gone on the record as saying “Fuck Chris Brown” quite some time ago. Bold stance, I admit.

  4. avatar
    AlronDelzeen 01/29/2013 00:27

    May Chris Brown change for Goodness’ sake.

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