the next crime Lindsay will get away with is lying to police

By brendon November 06, 2012 @ 3:37 PM

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It’s been almost 5 months since Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into the back of a truck on PCH, meaning it’s been almost 5 months since she lied to police about it, and though they didn’t seem to care about the first part, they care very much about the second part, and now she’ll finally be charged with lying to police.

It’s only a misdemeanor, but it is a violation of her probation, which can mean only one thing; it’s time for all new idle threats and serious sounding jail sentences she’ll never receive.

the Los Angeles City Attorney will ask the judge to throw the embattled actress behind bars for violating terms of her probation in her necklace theft case, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
“Once Lindsay is formally charged with lying to cops, the Los Angeles City Attorney’s office will ask for a formalprobation violation hearing,” a law enforcement source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. “At the conclusion of the probation hearing prosecutors will ask the judge to sentence Lindsay to significant time in jail, up to one year. Prosecutors and cops think there is more than enough evidence for the judge to find Lindsay inviolation of probation and are hopeful that this time, she will face the maximum penalty for lying to cops. Remember, the burden is much lower for a probation violation, just the fact that Lindsay will be charged with a crime is enough for her probation to be revoked and sent to jail.”

Serious jail time is a real possibility, but it was also a possibility for the last 15 crimes she committed, and the worst thing anyone did about it was make her stay in her oceanfront condo for a few months. That’s a real prison like a slut at a halloween party is a real nurse.

wwtdd

(9) Comments

  1. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/06/2012 16:25

    I hope she remembers to write “fuck you” on her fingernails again.

    Judges love when you do that.

  2. avatar
    minimosh 11/06/2012 16:47

    of course. I come see what’s up on durden and it’s a Lohan post. Que lastima.

  3. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 11/06/2012 16:55

    Mini!!!
    How’s things?

  4. avatar
    Sleazy Pseudonym 11/06/2012 17:32

    This is very likely the 780th post about Lindsay.

    Think about that for a minute, but only for a minute NOT A SECOND LONGER THAN THAT!

  5. avatar
    Ass Mint 11/06/2012 19:19

    Time for a sex tape with James Dean to leak out…

  6. avatar
    Canadian 11/07/2012 01:02

    I pray for the day I wake up and find she’s overdosed.

  7. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 11/07/2012 15:50

    She looks like a bloated 38-year-old cougar with a terrible dye job.

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    cooldownbro 11/21/2012 16:24

    the best possible thing she can do for her career at this point is to go to a medium security prison for 90 days for probation violation right? let her get roughed up a little and her porn career will take the fuck off

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