is now under investigation for getting into a fight with Frank Ocean early this morning in a West Hollywood parking lot over a parking spot. “The altercation allegedly led to Chris Brown punching the victim,” according to the sheriffs department.
It’s not clear of course if Brown is guilty or not, but that motherfucker is guilty and is a piece of shit. He always acts repentant then goes right back to being a thug dickhead. I bet if you counted he would have the exact same number of court appearances as he does normal looking suits.
Bronson Pelletier played this guy in the Twilight movies, one of the many characters who turned into big mean dogs. But he wasn’t pissing on the carpet at LAX last week because he thought he was a dog, he was just incredibly drunk, despite denials to the contrary.
Luckily the security guards and cops here handled it well and were all men, because if a female security guard tackled a guy with his penis out, it would make her look kinda desperate.
LA may have almost a murder a day and 1,000 rapes a year, but what they don’t have is grown adults in a store that sells pornography masturbating in private (because it’s better to have them try to memorize the porn and then race home with an erection), but ‘Terminator 3′ star Nick Stahl had to learn the hard way. TMZ says…
LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood around 6PM — and found Stahl alone in a private booth, watching a porno, and committing a “lewd act.”
(He) appeared to be “touching himself” and he was booked for lewd conduct … a misdemeanor.
Honestly, what is the private booth with porn for if not masturbating? Who else would use it? Porn quality control agents?
Last week Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault again, and next week she’s due back in court for lying to police after her car crash in June, but what about this week? Well it’s only Monday but the IRS has seized her bank accounts to collect $233,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and unspecified amount in 2011. She is not being questioned about her taxes in 2010, which can only mean that there was some kind of clerical error.
Katt Williams was arrested last night in Seattle after threatening police with a pool cue during a bar fight and throwing cigarettes at a women as she got into her car (one of which hit her in the eye). This is just a few days after police had to chase him as he drove against traffic on a three-wheeler and slapped an employee (a plain clothes security guy by the looks of it) at Target.
Of course, I expect nothing less from, well, you know, “those” people. And by that I mean comedians.
If you’re like me, you’re a god-like 6’5″ with eyes as deep and blue as the ocean. More to the point, lingering health issues have kicked your ass for the past 2 days while Lindsay Lohan was at her Lindsay Lohanist.
He’s taking it remarkably well however, and his only statement has been to tweet that he hopes she gets the help she needs. Maybe stop drinking two liters of vodka a day, for example. I haven’t run any tests or anything but I assume that’s bad.
They even ran into each other at her hotel in New York last night, and of course she started a fight and made herself out to be the victim. X17 says…
“Lindsay instigated a fight in the lobby of the Dream Hotel as she was headed to the Electric Room and apparently it was BAD. Someone who works at the hotel says the fight was absolutely ‘epic.’ They were fighting about her drug use and Lindsay was saying she feels abandoned.”
Abandon Lindsay? Oh but why would anyone do that, she seems delightful. Sure she lied to the police about him, but only to frame him for a crime. It’s not like she did it for no reason.