The Hollywood Reporter says that Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, Finnish reality star Sauli Koskinen, were briefly arrested after getting into a fight at a gay bar in Helsiniki. They go on to say that no one was injured, as if Adam Lambert hurting someone in a bar fight was an actual possibility.
12.14.2011 Lindsay was back in court today
Lindsay Lohan (*) had a grand old time in court today during her probation hearing, which, if you ask me, is how court should be for a professional burglar with multiple DUI arrests. TMZ explains why things are going so well this time…
Judge Sautner tried something new … rather than just telling Lindsay to complete her community service in a year — or else — the judge created a very specific schedule, putting in a certain number of hours each month. And Lindsay has not only complied, she’s gone beyond the minimum.
Everyone knows Lindsay is a spoiled fuckup, but this really put things in context. Rarely is “gone beyond the minimum” a compliment, much less cause for celebration because it’s the nicest thing a supervisor has ever said about you. That Lindsay is one amazing lady.
(*) who couldn’t be bothered to show up on time to promote Playboy on Ellen DeGeneres yesterday, but did manage to make the Jay Z concert at Staples Center last night. image source = getty and splash
08.30.2011 Daryl Hannah was arrested
Daryl Hannah was handcuffed and arrested today outside the White House for protesting a proposed oil pipeline that would run from Canada to the Gulf of Mexico. And by “protesting” I mean she was sitting down on a sidewalk, then singled out to be taken away, because I guess that’s not allowed in this country anymore. It’s time to take our sidewalks back! Hooray for a police state where dissenters are locked away!
08.29.2011 Matthew Fox punched a woman in the vagina
Matthew Fox is oddly unfamous for how famous he is, so you can bet he’s clinging to every last ounce of whatever fame he has. And if he’s already reduced himself to crashing party busses in Cleveland to troll for drunken whores who will have sex with a guy they saw on TV, you better just let him do it before some titties get punched.
TMZ says..
(Fox) tried to enter a party bus — even though he wasn’t a guest on the vehicle.
We’re told the woman who was driving the bus tried to block Fox from getting on board — at which point, he allegedly punched her in the breast and the “stomach area.”
Fox was handcuffed by an off-duty officer — and was later detained by police.
Fox was released without being formally arrested.
Wait what?
Fox was released without being formally arrested.
Wow. He punched a woman. In her tits. And “stomach area”. And the police caught him. And then let him go.
Someone please for the love of God cast Gwyneth Paltrow in a movie that films in Clevaland.
Oprah Winfrey said last week that she was determined to interview OJ Simpson and get him to finally confess that he murdered Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman on June 12, 1994.
Well that was easy.
According to the National Enquirer, the interview is set to be filmed after Simpson confessed he killed the pair in self-defense to a producer from inside prison.
“He told the producer: ‘Tell Oprah that yes, I did it. I killed Nicole, but it was in self-defense. She pulled a knife on me and I had to defend myself.’
“O.J. said he went home and kept getting angrier and angrier and worked himself into an absolute rage.”
Simpson allegedly told the producer he ‘didn’t like the way she treated me in front of the kids at the restaurant. I didn’t like that she was routinely having guys have sex with her at her condo with the kids there.
‘I went over there to give her a piece of my mind.’
When he arrived and no one answered at the house, he started pounding the door and shouting.
The door allegedly then swung open and Nicole was standing there with a kitchen knife in her hand.
‘O.J. told the producer, “she was yelling go away! Go away! And waving the knife around at me. At one point she was lunging at me with the knife and I was just trying to talk to her. Nicole stepped out of the apartment - slashing the knife in the air.
“I was in such a rage that something just snapped. I couldn’t take her constant taunting of me with other men or her using drugs and drinking while my kids were living with her. I went beserk.
“Before I knew what I was doing I took the knife away from Nicole and started slashing at her. I cut her over and over again until she was lifeless. I was shocked at my own anger - I had killed the woman I had loved for so long..”‘
He allegedly went on to tell the producer he also knifed Ron Goldman in self-defense as he tried to attack Simpson when he turned up at the home soon after and spotted Nicole’s body on the floor.
Unfortunately, today a spokesperson for Oprah said, “It’s not true.”
So does that mean OJ didn’t tell her producer this? Or are certain parts not true, and she’s pouting and issuing this blanket denial because the Enquirer got the details out before she did.
Because it sounds true. That story had a lot of details, and it totally sounds dumb enough for OJ to have thought up. According to the autopsy, the wound that killed Nicole was, “gaping and exposes the larynx and cervical vertebral column. It measures 5 1/2 x 2 1/2 inches.” In other words he damn near chopped her head off. The only time you can chop someones head off in self defense is if you’re a Jedi.
06.15.2011 someone tried to murder Joss Stone
Murder in England sounds really complicated, because police have arrested two men who were reportedly plotting to kill Joss Stone. With swords. She’s safe now but an APB has been issued for Captain Hook and Prince Humperdinck.
Two men have been arrested near Joss Stone’s home on suspicion of conspiracy to rob and murder, after reportedly being found in a car with swords, rope, a body bag, plans of her house (and) maps and aerial photos of her property.
…the men were arrested Monday morning near Stone’s house after residents reported a suspicious-looking vehicle.
Stone said in a statement that she was “absolutely fine and getting on with life as normal” as police faced a deadline to charge or release the suspects.
That map of her house was maybe the sort of thing they should have just memorized. You could maybe, maybe, bullshit your way around the swords and body bag, but not when they’re underneath a blueprint of the house your parked outside of. They might as well have had pictures of her with tomorrows date and X’s for eyes drawn over it.
