Amanda Bynes Was Arrested For Drugs

Well, if Amanda Bynes thought her week was shitty when she was booted from her flight for having an expired driver's license, I'd hate to know what she thinks about it now. Drake's No. 1 fan was arrested on charges of reckless endangerment, tampering with evidence and criminal possession of marijuana last night after the doorman at her West 47th Street apartment building in New York City called the cops because she...read more

some guy from Twilight pee'd on the carpet at the airport

Bronson Pelletier played this guy in the Twilight movies, one of the many characters who turned into big mean dogs. But he wasn't pissing on the carpet at LAX last week because he thought he was a dog, he was just incredibly drunk, despite denials to the contrary. Luckily the security guards and cops here handled it well and were all men, because if a female security guard tackled a guy with his penis out, it...read more

Nick Stahl was masturbating in a porn store

LA may have almost a murder a day and 1,000 rapes a year, but what they don't have is grown adults in a store that sells pornography masturbating in private (because it's better to have them try to memorize the porn and then race home with an erection), but 'Terminator 3' star Nick Stahl had to learn the hard way. TMZ says... LAPD undercover vice officers were conducting a routine check of an adult store in Hollywood...read more

the IRS seized Lindsay Lohans bank accounts

Last week Lindsay Lohan was arrested for assault again, and next week she's due back in court for lying to police after her car crash in June, but what about this week? Well it's only Monday but the IRS has seized her bank accounts to collect $233,000 in unpaid taxes from 2009 and unspecified amount in 2011. She is not being questioned about her taxes in 2010, which can only mean that there was some kind of clerical...read more

Katt Williams arrested after slapping a Target employee

Katt Williams was arrested last night in Seattle after threatening police with a pool cue during a bar fight and throwing cigarettes at a women as she got into her car (one of which hit her in the eye). This is just a few days after police had to chase him as he drove against traffic on a three-wheeler and slapped an employee (a plain clothes security guy by the looks of it) at Target. Of course, I expect nothing less...read more

as always, nothing is ever Lindsay Lohans fault

If you're like me, you're a god-like 6'5" with eyes as deep and blue as the ocean. More to the point, lingering health issues have kicked your ass for the past 2 days while Lindsay Lohan was at her Lindsay Lohanist. After formally being charged with lying to police in Santa Monica about her car crash in June, potentially sued for breach of contract by the producers of 'Liz and Dick', and arrested in New York for ...read more

the next crime Lindsay will get away with is lying to police

It's been almost 5 months since Lindsay Lohan crashed her Porsche into the back of a truck on PCH, meaning it's been almost 5 months since she lied to police about it, and though they didn't seem to care about the first part, they care very much about the second part, and now she'll finally be charged with lying to police. It's only a misdemeanor, but it is a violation of her probation, which can mean only one thing;...read more

Sam Worthington arrested, maced in Atlanta

It would have been cooler if "mace" referred to one of those spiked balls at the end of a club, but a doorman at a bar in Atlanta sprayed Sam Worthington with pepper spray and handcuffed him until police arrived because Worthington was drunk and abusive, and that was all before he even made it inside the door. Celebuzz says... The victim told cops he refused Worthington entry to the venue "due to the fact that he was...read more

Flava Flav chased his family around with knives

Flavor Flav was arrested in Las Vegas early yesterday morning for domestic violence, because apparently you're not allowed to chase people around the house with knives anymore. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America. According to the Vegas police report, the argument between the rapper and his 39-year-old fiancee started over accusations Flav had cheated on her -- and quickly turned violent, with Flav grabbing his...read more

Daryl Hannah is still a dirty hippie

Daryl Hannah was in Winnsboro, Texas, this weekend, to form a human shield and block the construction of the Keystone XL oil pipeline. And it worked and the crew went home and no one ever built an oil pipeline again. The End. Oh wait no. Sorry. I just assumed that's how it would end. But it turns out she was arrested and the crew went right back to work. For some reason her human shield didn't work. Maybe because...read more

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested yet again

Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for another car accident, but it's different from when she drove into the back of a car in July or into the back of a truck in June. This is more like when she hit a pedestrian in March or the time she hit a baby stroller. This time she hit a pedestrian around 2am this morning in a parking lot outside her hotel in New York, and then just went inside like nothing happened. Lohan was...read more

Lindsay is a suspect in two new crimes

Well they're not really "new" because they involve stealing and lying, two of the three things Lindsay Lohan is best at ("sucking" is the other. These are not in order), but the Santa Monica police department wants to talk to her about her car crash in June. She told them she wasn't driving, which is a lie, and, generally speaking, police hate that. And when she's done in Santa Monica she needs to go see the LAPD...read more

Randy Travis got a DUI, threatened to kill police

Randy Travis was arrested just before midnight last night in Tioga, Texas, on suspicion of DWI after crashing his 1998 Pontiac Trans Am into a construction barricade, and when police found him he was lying in the road naked before threatening to shoot and kill them. But he didn't. Big man runs his mouth but can't back it up. It's his second DWI this year by the way (here's video of the first). TMZ says... Travis was...read more

Show me the bail money

A warrant has been issued for Academy Award winner Cuba Gooding Jr. (still sounds weird) in New Orleans after police received a complaint that got into an argument with customers at the Old Absinthe House bar on Bourbon Street early this morning. The customers were reportedly trying to take his picture, and when he started to get angry, a female bartender asked Gooding to leave. Instead, he "shoved the bartender...read more