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George Lopez Almost Cares About Dreamers

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

George Lopez is going to protest the unfair treatment of anchor babies in need of a college education across the nation by no longer playing golf until a solution for DACA is passed. How sincere. Clearly his sacrifice of... READ MORE

Angelina Needs NATO’s Help

February 2, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Celebrities are a strange bunch when it comes to sexual violence. Angelina Jolie isn’t concerned about stateside sexual offenses like the rest of Hollywood. She’s taking her complaints across seas where the MeToo movement may have a little more... READ MORE

Bella And Gigi Hadid Get Closer Than Most Sisters With No Clothes

February 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With arguments that allegedly contain logical reasoning floating around like men aren’t gay unless the tips touch, it’s not incest unless the tits touch and one sister gets turned on. The same way I’m not taking sexy pictures sword... READ MORE

Purge 3 Movie Milking Trump For Marketing

February 1, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

One Purge sequel was more than enough but some opportunities are just too good to pass up. There’s something about simple plots and extreme violence that sells seats. Sprinkle the idea of Trump possibly being the main antagonist in... READ MORE

Piers Morgan Intrigued At Kim K’s MeToo Participation

February 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Piers Morgan is a man who likes to have something to say about most social issues. He’s also the unofficial gatekeeper of which women are allowed to be in Time’s Up, MeToo, or any other man hating movement at... READ MORE

Mark Salling Takes The Easy Way Out

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There are a few groups of people on this planet that everyone consistently and collectively hates in unison. The top three groups nominated every year for the most uncool organisms breathing are typically Nazis, pedophiles, and meter maids. Mark... READ MORE

Tom Brady Daughter Bashed Before Bowl

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Someone may have forgotten to remind radio hosts in Boston that you’re never supposed to bite the hand that feeds you. Especially when those fingers belong to feared and revered NFL Quarterback Tom Brady. Tom is just an easy... READ MORE

Grammy Chief Apologizes To Women To Keep His Job

January 31, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Neil Portnow was recently set up for failure by Variety when asked his opinion about the hashtag #GrammysSoMale. Anyone smart would have politely declined to comment on any social media hashtag, it’s always a trap. It happened last year... READ MORE

Sexual Assault Allegations Coming For Sitcoms Of Long Ago

January 31, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing swept under the rug will stay there now that every woman in America has decided to tell their own story about attempted sex gone wrong and the subsequent cover up. The blossoming flowers under Winnie Cooper’s shirt was... READ MORE

Amber Rose Learning To Cope With Less Attention In Life

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Amber Rose doesn’t sing, act, or have any talent other than boobs and being her rapper boyfriend’s jizz receptacle. The highlights of her “career” include either using her body to attract attention or a man silly enough not to... READ MORE

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