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Flamethrower Weapon Of Your Fantasy Is Now A Reality

January 30, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elon Musk made a flamethrower that looks much more fun than the miniature Bic lighter and aerosol can combo that you’ve been using to scare small children and small dogs. Now for a mere $500 you’re able to buy... READ MORE

Jen Selter’s Lower Airbag Size Irrelevant After Rude Behavior

January 29, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Instagram sensation Jen Selter sending clues through confrontational behavior that she’s long overdue for some discipline is the same stuff most fantasies are fueled from. That’s if you don’t fall into the category of disgruntled male flight attendant too... READ MORE

Sofia Richie The Honorary Stepmom

January 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sofia Richie isn’t the most nimble when it comes to avoiding embarrassment. She recently got to play the role of stepmom on a date with Scott Disick, who also could be labeled her daddy in multiple ways. If you’re... READ MORE

Hollywood Finally Fed Up With Woody Allen For Good

January 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Woody Allen cannot win in this world any longer. The Weinstein effect is finally starting to affect the ones most onlookers would have considered untouchable even if they were caught red-handed fist deep in a starlet with a prewritten... READ MORE

Cristiano Ronaldo Offering Other Women Practice Opportunities With His Balls

January 29, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It’s a true tragedy and tear jerker when your famous and wealthy footballer boyfriend turns out to be just another guy who can’t keep himself away from other women’s inboxes. Cristiano Ronaldo was caught attempting to infiltrate the heart,... READ MORE

Russian Fashion Designer Deemed Racist After Reciting Rap

January 28, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Keep the comments cordial or keep it to yourself is the way of the world right now. Every inside joke is eligible to be outed and up for national review. If the “insider” is discovered by an “outsider” and... READ MORE

50 Cent Makes Bank From Bitcoin

January 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The first time rapper 50 Cent got lucky with falling into a large sum of money was with Vitamin Water. One declining rap career later he invested in Bitcoin and it paid off again. After releasing a terrible album... READ MORE

Shakira Skips Out On Tax In Spain

January 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Superstar ass shaker Shakira is joining the super group of elite tax evaders. There’s nothing wrong with a little equality joining the likes of Wesley Snipes and Mike Sorrentino. She’s under investigation for forgetting to pay Uncle Se Habla... READ MORE

Hitler Finds New Fan In Old R&B Singer

January 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Break out your best copy of Mein Kampf that you had just lying around because Erykah Badu has seen the good inside one of the most hated men in history. The 90s R&B singer recently came down with a... READ MORE

DMX Does God And Shots At Airport

January 25, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

DMX found God at the bottom of a bottle while at an airport Chilis bar. Hallelujah for the hooch. Outside of a near death experience there’s nothing like liquor and a layover to restrengthen a fair weather Christian’s belief... READ MORE

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