In one of his rare talk show appearances, Dave Chappelle and his newly beefed up cranium wasted no time in getting into the circumstances of his meltdown and walking away from his Comedy Central show. For such a terrible... READ MORE

George Bush Sr. jumped out of an airplane again for his 90th birthday. Technically, Bush was wheeled to the plane, carried aboard, and had his revered, but aged carcass strapped to an Army parachuter. Bush celebrated his 75th, 80th,... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie and preeminent evolutionary biologist Richard Dawkins are trading barbs over Santa Claus and the tooth fairy. At a recent symposium the vehemently anti-religious and award winningly boring Dawkins questioned whether children should be taught to believe in... READ MORE

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has switched business paths from spreading social disease on camera to aiding people in their quest for melanoma. He opened a tanning salon in New Jersey which employs his mother, brother, sister, and several other members of... READ MORE

Twitter erupted during the Miss USA Pageant with praise from women happy to see Miss Indiana and what they referred to as a normal sized woman. That means unlike her beanpole competitors, she sucked on more than one chili dog outside... READ MORE

On the 20th anniversary of the O.J. Simpson murders, Fred Goldman is reiterating allegations that Robert Kardashian visited O.J.’s house the night of the murders and removed several pieces of incriminating evidence related to the murders. Some people say... READ MORE

Meet Linda Fondren. She is running for mayor of Vicksburg Mississippi, population 50,000. That’s big city Mississippi. Her campaign to stop making her town so fat and so poor hit a snag when rumors of her former life as... READ MORE

Billionaire racist and aficionado of conniving and possibly transgendered women of undetermined racial makeup with lengthy criminal histories Donald Sterling has decided to go back on his word and sue the NBA for forcing him to sell The Clippers.... READ MORE

In a meta example of psych ward behavior, Nicolas Cage was photographed at a Guns ‘N Roses concert wearing a T-shirt of himself looking completely insane, while he himself looked completely insane. He added to his nut job appearance... READ MORE

Chris Brown threw a party for himself because he felt he deserved a little love for his tireless work being prison overcrowded out of jail. His party was packed with more porn stars than a mobile HIV station on the... READ MORE