Morrissey cancelled the remainder of his U.S. tour,  blaming his opening act for getting him sick: “Difficulties had arisen on May 31st following Kristeen Young’s opening set at the Miami Knight Concert Hall, after which Kristeen confessed to ‘a... READ MORE

It’s hard to achieve that real shock vibe when you have a team of media planners working diligently to make you seem shocking. I’m sure Warhol wrote something like that on a cocktail napkin he later wrote his number... READ MORE

Uber CEO Travis Kalanick has angered Uber drivers by saying he would replace them with robotic self driving cars. The drivers are now threatening to unionize, which I’m pretty sure is the exact plot of RoboCop. I wonder if... READ MORE

Gregg Allman has had a reasonably interesting life, including the trifecta of making a drug baby with Cher, contracting chronic Hep C, and selling his buddy out at trial. Allman is now producing his own biopic, which is kind of... READ MORE

Last week, employees were calling the cops  because The Situation’s tanning salon wasn’t paying their employees. Now a customer allegedly had to call 911 because Mike and his brother Even Bigger Loser were beating the shit out of each other in... READ MORE

Dr. Oz has finally admitted that he’s completely full of shit, a realization I came to while watching him stroll through a  colon on a muted television in the Jiffy Lube waiting area. Oz has been promoting pretty much... READ MORE

In an attempt to portray himself as anything other than a fifth generation politician android running LA further into the ground, mayor Eric Garcetti celebrated the Kings winning the Stanley Cup by being super staged and embarrassing. “There are... READ MORE

Terry Richardson likes to whip out his dick to break the ice at photo shoots. Big whoop. The dude who used to photograph me at Sears so my mom could pretend I was handsome used to employ hand puppets... READ MORE

Jason Patric’s battle for custody of his son Gus is back on and heating up. The little guy was created after Patric jerked off into a 500 ml glass beaker and handed it to his girlfriend outside a clinic... READ MORE

Lisa Ling made a big public announcement to the Fat Oprah Network that she has been diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. Ling went into great medical detail about her shocking revelation: “I have always had a bit of a difficult... READ MORE