That’s just what old people do in L.A. and N.Y. You file for conservatorship over your mentally troubled showbiz daughter, then you grab mom and head to see Blue Jasmine for a matinee at the local seniors-filled indie theater... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes’ doctors have asked for an emergency conservatorship from the judge so they can keep her at the madhouse. There was supposed to be a hearing today to see if her parents could get temporary conservatorship of the former... READ MORE

I know sometimes crazy just comes out of the blue, but that’s the exception. Crazy usually runs in families. You get it from your folks, just like double jointedness, only with a lot more fires and head shavings. But,... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes is out of psychiatric hold and back under a blanket. I thought maybe the blanket was a metaphor for how she’s been devastated by the media culture. But now I think she’s just trying to hide the... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes’ parents will go to court today to try and prove that the former child star needs to be in their care because she is, you know, fucking krazy with a K. We told you about Bynes’ being... READ MORE

Now that Amanda Bynes has been placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold in California after trying to set an elderly woman’s driveway – and subsequently her own dog – on fire, she might actually be getting the help that... READ MORE

On Monday night, troubled former actress and wig aficionado Amanda Bynes was placed on a 5150 psychiatric hold by police in Thousand Oaks, California after she reportedly started a fire on a random elderly woman’s driveway. But, according to... READ MORE

I live in L.A. so I should know this. Apparently, it’s illegal to walk up the driveway of a random elderly lady, pull off an article of clothing, pour gasoline on it, light it on fire, and start yelling... READ MORE

That crazy little fucker Amanda Bynes was back in court today on bong tossing charges. At some point a jury will have to decide whether Amanda flung her pot filled water pipe out a high rise during a police... READ MORE

I’m not exactly sure what happens at 100 lbs. Maybe the deep space portal opens up and sucks her back to her home planet where her crazy is perceived as all-knowing insight. Or, she just gets rushed back to... READ MORE