Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen Bring Old Testament Realness To Met Gala

May 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have been dead on the inside and outside for a decade now, but that didn't stop them from resurrecting themselves for last night's Catholic imagery-themed Met Gala - where they brought Old Testimate fire and... READ MORE

Ashley Olsen Has A Type

October 31, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The Olsen twins had the will to live sucked out of them well before they hit puberty. The two of them now walk around looking way too thin and like they literally would feel nothing if they were attacked... READ MORE

The Olsen Twins Digging Older

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Olsen Twins used to be the anorexic rich crap signature merchandise designers you loved to hate while knowing nothing about them. Now you know something about them: they're dating and marrying much older wealthy well-known men. READ MORE

the Olsen Twins are selling a $55,000 backpack

December 4, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are selling 12 backpacks, made of crocodile skin and encrusted with prescription pills (fun fact: Mary Kate was dating Heath Ledger when he overdosed on prescription pills in 2008), as part of their clothing... READ MORE