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Charlotte McKinney Luscious Yabbos And Shit Around The Web

May 19, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

In the history of planet Earth there have been few perfect big tits. Two of them belong to Charlotte McKinney. Another way in which we've solved the gender pay gap without much effort. READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Is Simply Trying Harder

May 12, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somewhere on this chick's wall is a three year plan to completely take out Kate Upton. We're in year two. Upton exposed her vulnerable flank when she declared she didn't wish to be viewed as a sex object and... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Is Stacked And Shit Around The Web

March 11, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

We all know that Charlotte McKinney has giant tits. But she’s got more to offer the world, although her recommendations on LinkedIn are all under Tits. Those tits are spectacular. (Last Men On Earth) Yanet Garcia claims her ass... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Rising

March 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick doesn’t want to be President or insist you find better friends. She just wants you to think about her while you’re with your wife or girlfriend. Discreetly, quietly, consistently. Google her. One-hundred percent tit and revealing wardrobe... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Deep Stretches

March 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charlotte McKinney works her ass off every day to be in the kind of shape men respect when they’re imagining her sitting on their face while they listen to the ballgame on radio headsets. Still, McKinney defended biggie-sized model... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Is America

February 6, 2016 | crowd favorites | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s old-fashioned and almost un-American these days, but Charlotte McKinney gets up every morning, greases up her enormous tits, and goes wherever the cameras are. She doesn’t bitch about objectification or express dismay about Verlander cum shot photos being... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Have Tits Will Travel

January 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charlotte McKinney became a household name in masturbation fantasy a year ago in a Super Bowl ad. No more Target shopping. This is Barney’s. A t-shirt cost you eighty bucks and there’s a still an Indonesian kid crying on... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Feels Topless

January 15, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I wonder how much preparation goes into a Charlotte McKinney photo shoot. After the lighting and the greasing of the tits. We only had enough for oil for a normal sized woman, but the bottled covered her entire massive... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Tits Abide

January 11, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing holds value quite like big tits on a blond. It was huge forty years ago, it will be huge forty years from now. Precious metals technically have a longer shelf life, but you can’t easily lug thirty pounds... READ MORE

Charlotte McKinney Grand Openings

January 7, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charlotte McKinney’s tits were hired to open yet another nightclub in Las Vegas because Vegas needs more Armenians. I often wonder what would happen if we sent a couple hundred topless Charlotte McKinney’s over to Syria and told the... READ MORE

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