You Down with Lisa Opie, Yeah You Know Me, and Crap Around the Web

October 4, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Your week is nearly over so heat up Thursday with these sexy links including Alessandra Ambrosio nude, Maria Kn naked, and the top 10 nude actresses who hooked up with their co-stars! READ MORE

Caroline Vreeland Heaping Handfuls and Crap Around the Web

October 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head over the hump with these hot links including Nereyda Bird's breasts, Ciara's hard nips, and sexy GIFs of women taking off their shirts! READ MORE

Ciara And Russell Wilson Weirdos

March 8, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

It's tough to tell whether or not Russell Wilson is about to perform anilingus on his pregnant wife while he pretends she's Channing Tatum. Is he gripping her belly like a crystal ball because he's trying to read the... READ MORE

Ciara Super Happy She Didn’t Fuck Russell Wilson Before Marriage

January 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ciara reflected on her up to a few months of sacred celibacy with Russell Wilson while he immersed himself in conversion therapy and wished upon every star in the sky. Known for relationships with 50 Cent, Bow Wow, Amar’e... READ MORE

Love Advent Running Low on Ideas (VIDEO)

December 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are twenty-four days of Advent. That's a ton of video concepts to pull off involving models with whom you've got a couple hours in studio and certainly won't be bringing creative input to the proceedings. READ MORE

Russell Wilson Wedding Night Sex Beast (VIDEO)

July 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

A guy who's spent twenty-seven years musing the Q in LGBTQ is going to kill the humping game once he's let loose. Wilson's brand new bride Ciara took to Snapchat to verify the marriage had been consummated and it... READ MORE

Russell Wilson And Ciara Can Finally Bang

July 7, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Russell Wilson is about to hit the shot heard 'round the world as he has married his longtime beard. He claims he was not having sex with his girlfriend Ciara for religious purposes. It's highly possible he's a zealot... READ MORE

Ciara Tits Win Every Billboard Award

May 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Billboard Music Awards serve as a reminder that erhu plucked tunes over Chinese restaurant intercoms is not the world's most annoying music. Teenaged girls like super shitty music. Followed closely by teenaged boys trying to get laid by... READ MORE

2016 Grammy Awards the 49th Best Grammy Awards Ever

February 16, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Grammy’s music is akin to grabbing the iPod of a random teen girl chewing bubble gum and pressing shuffle play. You throw in a desperate attempt to feature every single black person in the recording industry into the mix... READ MORE

Ciara Bares Cleavage For America And Shit Around The Web

January 13, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Sexy singer Ciara set off a firestorm of uptight people tweeting angrily when she wore a low plunging neckline to sing the national anthem on Monday night’s championship game. If it plunged any lower we might’ve seen her dick and... READ MORE



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