Michelle Hunziker used to host a German television program so you know she likes the bloodwurst. She's onto her second husband and second round of making babies with rich men. Germans plan well. READ MORE

This Italian TV hostess keeps marrying new rich dudes and making rounds of anchor babies. It’s like the hot blond version of Mexican illegals. I wonder what it’s like to be the eighteen year old daughter when your mom... READ MORE

Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker spent yet another day on Miami beach today, this time with her boyfriend Tomaso Trussardi. This guy. Thankfully, on every full moon, Michelle washes her vagina with a potion made from wolfsbane to... READ MORE

Holy shit today was boring, so thank God for Michelle Hunziker and her ongoing contempt for sun safety. But lest you think she’s just some one-trick pony who only goes to the beach in a bikini, today she also... READ MORE

Swiss actress Michelle Hunziker and her daughter Aurora went to the beach in Miami today, and this hot bitch seems to be on the page a lot. And it’s always on some sexy beach. She’s never actually in Switzerland.... READ MORE

TREE OF LIFE – won the equivalent of Best Picture at the Cannes Fim Festival this weekend, but experts don’t think that will help much at the box office. But how can that be? Everyone loves the French. If... READ MORE

LOOK AT THIS PICTURE – this one right here. It’s two Tyler readers in Australia in some Windows 7 contest. They told me to post their picture. I’m not sure how this helps but I agreed because I’ll do... READ MORE

MEGAN FOX – should be on this list of famous people who blaze up (here’s a diff one). I’d also like to see her on a list of famous girls who have swallowed my semen. (htgb) JENNIFER ANISTON –... READ MORE

As was first reported yesterday in a Tyler exclusive, Swiss models are attractive, and to illustrate this point pictures of Michelle Hunziker in a bikini on Miami Beach were thankfully included. My claims caused quite a controversy, so today... READ MORE

Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when... READ MORE