Sarah Hyland Is Multiple People Sewn Together In New Bikini Pics And You Should Be Scared

January 9, 2019 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Sarah Hyland goes through kidneys like she’s procuring them from a Pez dispenser, and her passion for whatever drug keeps blowing out her organs (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue) is beginning to show. As in she looks like multiple people... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Had Another Kidney Transplant

December 11, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Being a starlet in 2018 without having had a kidney transplant is like being a starlet a decade ago without having been hospitalized for celebrity exhaustion. Anyone who’s anyone these days blames blown out drug kidneys (ALLEGEDLY, don’t sue, none... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Says That We Broke Her Enough To Make Her Leave Social Media

December 4, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I’d like to ask those who have negative thoughts or opinions about the tragedy that happened to my family, to keep them to themselves. You don’t know all the details. And how dare you attack when a beautiful life... READ MORE

Courtney Force is With You Always and Crap Around the Web

December 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Kick off your week with these sexy links including Emma Stone topless, Candice Swanepoel tits out, and the week's best boob tube nudes! READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Pretends To Know A Famous Person In Bikini Video

November 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  We can make fun of pretty much any celebrity on here unchecked, but God forbid tweaking anorexic taco Sarah Hyland comes into the mix. Suddenly this is Hello Giggles and we can’t call a spade a spade. So... READ MORE

Sarah Hyland Assless Workout

November 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Social media panned out to be about 70% workout videos, which is fine unless you’re looking at Sarah Hyland’s concave ass. We recently checked out her Modern Family costar Ariel Winter’s fast-expiring peach, and that was fun for... READ MORE

Remember Carol Channing? What She Looks Like Now Will Shock You

October 30, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Of all the stars sprinkled across our corner of the Dark Web galaxy, Sarah Hyland is the one who seems to be the most genuinely close to suffering a full-blown Old Hollywood meltdown at any point. Selena Gomez... READ MORE

Me and Whitney Jones Got a Thing Going On and Crap Around the Web

October 2, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put your Tuesday to bed with some sexy links including Nina Agdal topless, Rita Ora flashing, and this week's skin-filled DVD and Blu-ray releases! READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Two New Hairdos and Crap Around the Web

August 2, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Thursday just got a lot hotter thanks to these sexy links including Jasmine Shogren's snatch, Rose Smith's nips, and the Top Ten Underwater Nude Scenes! READ MORE

Who Wore It Sluttier: Sarah Hyland Or Emily Ratajkowski Same Weird Bunched Up Bikini Bottoms

July 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ratajkowski has the kind of unforgettable boobs that take me back to my boyhood self seeing Eva Green's tits in The Dreamers for the first time. Life altering. Hyland has those scars that you guys just can't get enough... READ MORE