You know when you go to the beach with a friend and a long piece of cloth and run around naked? No, of course not. You aren’t a supermodel like Stella Maxwell and that shit doesn’t happen in real... READ MORE

CBS ran a Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Special for their audience demo that hasn’t purchased a bikini since they tried to get the one just like Ursula Andress wore in Dr. No. The Swimsuit Special is a companion piece to... READ MORE

Lily Rose Depp, the sixteen year old daughter of Johnny Depp and that Italian model he fucked for the longest time, has inspired the world by having a friend of hers announce on social media that Depp falls somewhere... READ MORE

Anybody who knows anything about pretend lesbianism understands the inherent fluidity of the situation. Miley Cyrus was caught by her girlfriend Stella Maxwell banging some male music producer she used to fuck back in the day for shits and... READ MORE

Lesbian beards for young women doesn’t even merit its own Craigslist STD adventure category. There isn’t much demand beyond female public relations execs who don’t want to be shunned for bringing a hetero to their Oberlin reunion. Young models... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner spent sixty years planning his coming out dress. It’s not so easy with twenty-something Hollywood girls suddenly hearing voices from Jesus and their publicists that they’re lesbians. Do I go full on Cholo pants and flannels? Wife... READ MORE

You can’t help but wonder how people select their trademarks. It’s not as if you take an extended vacation and decide this is my thing now. At least you shouldn’t, it will be obvious like when Pauly Shore decided to... READ MORE

There’s a lesson to be learned here. Women can have it all these days. Money, cock, pussy. the good weed, social media likes. Miley Cyrus just announced she’s bisexual as part of her movement to join every edgy progressive... READ MORE

None of this Miley Cyrus agender nonsense made much sense before discovering she’s dabble fucking this Victoria’s Secret model. Suddenly, clarity. Men have been spouting nonsense to get chicks since the dawn of time. I thought she was trying... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus’ friend whom she enlists to leak information which nobody cares about have apparently confirmed she and Victoria’s Secret model Stella Maxwell are a couple. This is according to the New York Daily News who earlier this year... READ MORE