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Sean Penn is a Hero to Us All

August 6, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

When Sean Penn dies he may want to have his dick bronzed – he’s pulled down more premium candy than Ryan Reynolds and all the Old Rich White Guys in Hollywood. Penn just let slip that he married attractive... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Striving for Relevance

August 4, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Always good to hear from Mariah Carey, to reaffirm the axiom that a fot woman with an amazing voice and Big Guns can get ahead in this world. If you wondered what an attention-whore old mare does when no-one... READ MORE

Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Apologize for Plantation Wedding

August 4, 2020 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun| 0 Comments

Blake Lively married Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds back in 2012 at The Boone Hall Plantation & Gardens in Mount Pleasant, South Carolina. They apparently picked the spot because it “provided the charm, elegance, and magic of past times” which... READ MORE

Florida Ravaged by Virus, Launch Interplanetary Rocket

August 3, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

A fun video of a Florida Woman coughing on a hater! She has since been arrested! According to Big Media, the state of Florida set another record for pandemic deaths, cases, and old people complaining about the pandemic. Over... READ MORE

Jeff Bezos Buys Another House

August 3, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

It’s been a busy few weeks for The Richest Man in the World, Jeff Bezos – purchasing another mansion, naming a hockey arena (only in Seattle is the name “Climate Pledge Arena” not pretentious), and testifying before a congressional... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian wants to Save Marriage

August 3, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

You know that little voice in your head that tells you not to do stupid things? Kayne is obviously lacking that, after his plans to run for president as a precursor to running for God. His ego has landed... READ MORE

Azealia Banks Shaves Her Head for Beyonce

August 3, 2020 | Celebs | Shot Dunyun| 0 Comments

Azealia Banks is the shit talking rapper from New York who has started beef with pretty much everybody, but this time she’s not here to cause beef. She’s been inspired by Beyonce and her new visual album called Black... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret Needs Our Support

July 29, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

I’ve always said to my buds that our #1 goal in life sb front-row seats at the Victoria Secret’s Fashion Show – like Maroon 5 close – because it’s legal, karmically safe, and catered. Your gf can’t complain if... READ MORE

WNBA Returns as Players Opt-Out

July 28, 2020 | Photos | Media Man| 0 Comments

Sports fans and feminists may be surprised to hear that the WNBA has restarted, and in-between tweeting they’ve actually shot a few hoops. Ratings are “way up” – 540,000 viewers opening day – they only need to sextuple that... READ MORE

TikTok Banning Could be Coming Sooner!

July 27, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

In the future, when Verizon hands you your iPhone – the new one you lined up for so you can get alerts on where to protest heartless US companies like Apple and Verizon – they’ll ask “who do you... READ MORE

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