Kim K Vs. The NRA

February 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With 18 school shootings in 2018 it’s about time the government comes for your guns. Except there hasn’t been 18 school shootings in 2018 like so many struggling news outlets would like to lead you to believe. But don’t tell that to Kim Kardashian because now the same woman who is farming fat from her […]


Barstool Eating Its Own After Calling Olympian Hot

February 18, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Barstool Sports pretty much made a name for themselves by their approach at being as anti-PC as possible when it came to sports reporting. ESPN opened a lane for their existence when suddenly the biggest sports network was slipped down the slope and decided social justice issues are more important to discuss than the actual […]


Alicia Vikander Admits Breasts Not Triangular Like Lara Croft’s

February 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The 2018-approved Lara Croft that we don’t have to pretend to not be attracted to is well into her ho stroll for Tomb Raider – set to premiere March 16th – and while talking to Graham Norton, Croft portrayer Alicia Vikander described the differences between her body and that of the original four pixel PC […]


Open Post: Beast Details Getting Mounted While Pregnant

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Beast Kardashian just went into detail about having sex while pregnant and it’s just as disturbing and ungodly and frankly amoral as you would think. I’m finally coming forward with my story. I have been sexually molested by Khloé’s description of preggers sex. Check it out and let us know where she touched you in the […]


DiCaprio Saving Tarantino’s Career

February 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Statutory rape is not really rape according to the laws of consent in Call Me By Your Name and Quentin Tarantino when he’s talking about tipsy 13-year-olds. The peach scene in CMBYN was pure filth hiding behind arthouse symbolism and Tarantino is a poo person hiding behind Leonardo DiCaprio’s good name that hasn’t been marred […]


Devon Windsor Badonka-Conch and Crap Around the Web

February 16, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

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Tommy Lee To Tie Knot With Woman Almost Half His Age

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Tommy Lee will probably finally be tamed this time as Cialis and vagina 24 years your junior is a combination to keep most 55-year-old men inside the house. The Mötley Crüe member is setting himself up to get married to Brittany Furlan. The mile high quick bang and blowie in the plane bathroom girl from […]


Christina Aguilera, Courtney Stodden, Or Random Hooker?

February 16, 2018 | Uncategorized | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I wanted to set you guys up with something really special and hot before the weekend but then I saw this and thought you might actually want to see a 90’s cum storage facility in a bathtub. Did I guess correctly? Actually, Christina Aguilera always struck me as someone who had about as much pizzazz […]


Blind Item: Movie Actress Did Coke And Now Permanently Messed Up

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lawrence stars in Red Sparrow, which is coming out at the beginning of March. So… Amy Schumer provided Jennifer Lawrence with cocaine at her wedding? I thought coke was an appetite suppressant. Check out this week’s blind item below and give us your best guess in the comments.   “This A+ list mostly movie […]


Paris Hilton Wants Children

February 16, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Paris Hilton wants to lay on her back this time for a more purposeful reason than just practicing procreation with an abundance of partners like she always has before in the past. Instead of shooting instructional videos in night vision on where a guy should shoot his load if a woman wishes to avoid kids, […]