LAST CHANCE: Celebrate Mr. Skin’s 19th Birthday By Joining for Only $4 a Month

August 17, 2018 | advertisement | WWTDD| 0 Comments

Mr. Skin has been celebrating movie nudity for 19 glorious years and that’s something to celebrate. Shout it from the rooftops, people, it’s Mr. Skin’s birthday and he’s giving US a gift. He’s thoughtful like that. For a limited... READ MORE

Sadly Elon Musk Isn’t Involved In The LSD-Fueled Threesomes We All Assumed

August 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I was hopeful for the future and really thought humanity was headed in the right direction with Elon Musk at the helm. But the fact that human race’s savior even brushes shoulders with the likes of a woman whose... READ MORE

Seth Rogen Wants To Be A Daddy

August 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m astonished that Seth Rogen found someone of the opposite sex that agreed to marry him. Putting up with a plethora of fart jokes and unwarranted political opinions on the first date is no easy task for any woman.... READ MORE

CGM Battling Boob And Boyfriend Problems

August 18, 2018 | Photos | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Chloë Grace Moretz’s body is causing her some heartache. I believe she’s aging backwards like she has Benjamin Button syndrome, doomed to toil in an indefinitely suspended state of ineradicable baby fat with a side of kid face. The... READ MORE

Now You: Do You Social Media? Brought To You By Emma Stone

August 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Do you use social media, or are you above all the bullshit? Let us know.  READ MORE

Beast Kardashian’s Ass Looks Insane In New Paparazzi Pic

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Anyone suffering for those dreaded four-hour-or-longer boners after ODing on Viagra is in luck, because after seeing Beast Kardashian’s misshapen botched shelf ass, not only will your boner subside, but your dick will shrivel up and fall off entirely. No... READ MORE

James Gunn Allegedly Attended A Pedo Themed Party

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There is no one at the moment suffering more from “it’s not what it looks like” than James Gunn. I personally still believe in conventional American values like “you’re innocent until proven guilty” and in order to establish guilt... READ MORE

Chipotle Retraining All Staff On Food Safety After Ohio Disaster

August 17, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Everything miserable in this world happens in Ohio, and we should all head to the comments and use it as our bitch punching bag until it does something to prove that it isn’t Somalia nestled next to a... READ MORE

Would You Hit It: Marion Cotillard Full Frontal Skinny Dipping Candids

August 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Forty-two-year-old French actress Marion Cotillard has gone nude a ton in her movies, but for her most recent tits and vag out appearance, in Ismael’s Ghosts, she used CGI trickery. She loathes her middle-aged body. But do you? That... READ MORE