The Internet loves a feel good story. I’m sure Upworthy is A/B testing emotionally provocative headlines for this tale of a girl abandoned by her mom just after birth in a Burger King bathroom in Allentown, Pennsylvania. Like most... READ MORE

Maria Menounos is either leaving her gig on Extra or not. According to highly almost never reliable Page Six, Maria’s contract isn’t being renewed because she’s a diva who hates AC Slater and is asking for too much money.... READ MORE

Andrew Garfield revealed that he puts a lot of thought into how much dick he tucks back in his Spiderman suit. An interviewer asked Garfield how he handled his package in the skin tight Spidey suit. Apparently, he spent... READ MORE

It’s really great that Jessica Pare can joke about her own massive raping redneck beaver teeth. Because I can’t. I’ve watched Mad Men a few times and they trick you with those long slow tilts up Jessica’s great body... READ MORE

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Kim Kardashian revealed to Seth Myers that baby North West pissed all over Kanye West during their infamous Vogue shoot. It seems that the unibrowed womb troll decided to use Kanye’s chest as a diaper while they were taking... READ MORE

There will be some among you who say that a young high school dropout already obsessed with public recognition over her still developing body probably has a shaky future ahead. I think those people are being rather generous. My... READ MORE

Kathy Griffin is 54-years old and has made a career out of shitting on celebrities, both talented and worthless, and Demi Lovato is 21, a popular singer and one of the judges on one of those stupid singing shows.... READ MORE

Taylor Swift recently scored a huge, relieving victory over her alleged stalker, Timothy Sweet, after a Los Angeles judge ordered him to stay at least 100 yards away from the singer for the next three years. Timothy reportedly believes... READ MORE

Now that she and John Mayer have broken up again, Katy Perry is going to need to find a few rebound guys to date before she eventually gets back together with John, so why not start with one who... READ MORE