morning headlines

CHRIS EVANS - is on the cover of the new issue of Empire, and only a country as bad ass as America could have a superhero like this. What would the French one be, some pedophile in a smock holding a baguette? You can suck it, France! (empire) RICKY GERVAIS - has been... read more

Halle Berry is in a custody battle

Halle Berrys break up with Gabriel Aubrey seemed amicable enough, they were both real nice and seemed to have something worked out to share custody of their daughter, but now take whatever the exact opposite of those words are and add lots of profanity. E! says... "She... read more

afternoon headlines

CHARLIE SHEEN - will be doing rehab, ahem, from his house. Because he doesn't want any embarrassing details coming out about his private life. Remember this as you read the very next sentence. (tmz) KACEY JORDAN - has yet another new interview talking about sex with... read more

look alive, Hugh Jackmans daughter!

Everyone in Hollywood really likes Hugh Jackman, and seeing him playing in the snow with his daughter in New York over the weekend sort of gives you a hint as to why. He just seems like a nice guy. If this would have been a picture of Lindsay Lohan walking away, replace... read more

Kim Kardashian was surprised about being naked

When Kim Kardashian appeared naked except for silver paint in W magazine (pictures here), it looked very much like a girl who was naked except for silver paint. This was news to Kim apparently, who broke down and cried about it on last nights episode of Kourtney and Kim... read more

Charlie Sheen could cost Warner Brothers $250,000,000

Charlie Sheen will reportedly be in rehab for the next three months (note: never gonna happen) which would mean the 8 remaining episodes of this seasons Two and a Half Men won't get made, which could cost Warner Brothers up to 250 million dollars in revenue. And this is... read more

Sofia Vergara at the SAG Awards

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were last night of course, and from the film side it was telling that the Kings Speech, Colin Firth, Christian Bale and Natalie Portman all won (full winners list here), because most assume they're a lock for Academy Awards as well. From... read more

morning headlines

THE SAG AWARDS - were last night, and they sucked, unless you follow supermodel Chrissy Teigen on twitter. "i saw jeremy renner after the globes and was very disappointed he didn't have the neck tattoo from the town. fake ass." "these social network doofs are aligned... read more

Charlie Sheen enters rehab, Two and a Half Men on hiatus

The official story is still that Charlie Sheen was only in a hospital yesterday because of a hernia he got from laughing too hard, and yet, today he "voluntarily" entered an undisclosed rehab, and his CBS show Two and a Half Men will be temporarily shut down because of... read more

Sofia Vergara looks happy. With good reason.

Sofia Vergara was at the Elle Women In Television event in West Hollywood last night, and OH MY GOD look at those tits. This is one of those girls who sets an unfair standard. I was talkin to a guy at the bus stop about this today, because I think it's maybe why I can't... read more

Halle Berry knows how to dress

Halle Berry went to the dentist in Toluca Lake yesterday, and for some reason she did it her cock-teasingest shorts. Did that poor bastard dump her in high school or something? (image source = flynet) [gallery... read more

like nothing ever happened

Denise Richards, Martin Sheen, and Dr. Drew are all trying to get Charlie Sheen into drug rehab, but his body can apparently take it, his employer lets him do whatever he wants, and it's not like the pussies in the LAPD would ever arrest a celebrity, so, no, he's not... read more

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