By brendon October 05, 2010 @ 3:45 PM
On August 31st, Michael Douglas went on David Letterman and revealed that he had been diagnosed with Stage 4 throat cancer just three weeks earlier. He said he had completed the first of eight weeks of treatment, and he told Dave he was confident he could beat it.
Which brings us to today, when an unrecognizable Douglas took his daughter Carys Zeta Douglas to school. And, umm… yikes. This is what he looked like one year ago, on September 16th, 2009, at Fashion Week in New York. This is what he looked like 5 months ago, on May 14th in Cannes, France.
By all accounts he’s a nice guy, so I hope this turns around for him. Hopefully he only looks this bad because of the treatment and not because of the cancer. He’s only 65 for gods sake. He’s not supposed to look like George Washingtons ghost.
By brendon October 05, 2010 @ 1:59 PM
Christina Hendricks was filming scenes for a movie called ‘Drive’ yesterday, and in between takes, while waiting in the rain and wearing a purple shirt with a tiger on it (editors note: Geaux Tigers!), she had a few cigarettes. With any luck they’ll work as an appetite suppressant. A girl with Double D’s is awesome. A girl with a Double Whopper is not.
(image source = pacific coast news)
By brendon October 05, 2010 @ 12:32 PM
Madonna is 52-years-old, but she thinks that with enough yoga and CGI, maybe no one will notice. So she poses in sexy ad campaigns like this one for Dolce and Gabbana. Her plan was going perfectly until someone leaked the originals, and now she’s reportedly furious about it. As if it was some treat for the rest of us. Maybe if she wasn’t built like a high school linebacker this kind of thing wouldn’t happen.
By brendon October 05, 2010 @ 10:22 AM
The last time singer and model Cassie was on Tyler was in May of 09, when some of her private pictures featuring adult themes and content ended up online. That’s way too long, because this girl is insanely gorgeous, and luckily she hit the beach in Miami yesterday.
I always thought she was Brazilian but apparently she’s Filipino, black and Mexican. It’s kind of cool that I didn’t know that. People who only talk about the thing that makes them different are unbearable. Like black comedians who only talk about being black, gay comedians who only talk about being gay, handicapped comedians who only blow into their tube.
By brendon October 05, 2010 @ 12:26 AM
Keira Knightley was in Paris yesterday for the Chanel show during Fashion Week, and apparently she cut all her hair off like a month ago, but this is the first anyone noticed. How flattering.
“I had my hair bobbed about a month ago, then I had it freshly trimmed again this morning,” she told UK InStyle.
The new ‘do wasn’t for a movie role. “I did it for myself,” she insisted.
You have to be skinny as a rail to look good with a short hair cut, and Keira is so this kind of works. She should probably be wearing some tighter clothes though. That’s what I would do. I prefer super tight clothes when I go out. And what do the ladies think? Well they like it just fine too.
By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 7:36 PM
SUPERMAN – is being produced by Christopher Nolan and written by Nolan and David Goyer (they directed and wrote ‘Batman Begins’ and ‘the Dark Knight’), and today it was announced that it will be directed by Zack Snyder, who directed ‘300’ and ‘Watchmen’. Will it be in 3D? Maybe. Will it have tons of slow motion bullshit and homoerotic outfits? Yes. (LA Times)
50 CENT – might have been on a date last night in New Orleans with Chelsea Handler. I’ve got a good feeling about these two. Wedding bells can’t be far off, I bet. (tmz)
READER EMAIL - Dan wants to know: “Are you seriously so god damn dumb you can’t even use ‘to’ or ‘too’ correctly?” Well, if you see it wrong on the page, then apparently I am. Not sure I can make it much more clear than that.
KATY PERRY – was in Munich this weekend for Oktoberfest and to do some weird German TV show. Since she’s weird as hell too it was the most perfect fit since I hosted a show on the Handsome Man Channel.
By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 5:42 PM
It was a real feast for the eyes in Miami today when Coco (the model, not Conan O’Brien) went to the beach. Personally I like girls who are short and skinny, because I’m a suburban white kid and not some god damn weirdo, so the nicest thing I can say is: hey all you other girls in Hollywood who want to be famous, look at this. Coco went to the beach essentially naked and now she’ll be all over the internet.
Hint hint, dummy.
(source = splash news online)
By brendon October 04, 2010 @ 4:11 PM
(NOTE: the picture in the headline is an artists depiction of what this story would look like if it was awesome, as opposed to gross)
If there’s one thing that all straight women love, it’s camping, so no wonder Oprah Winfrey and her longtime companion Gayle King went camping this weekend in Yosemite. Why else would they go off together?
(Radar has learned Winfrey and King) were spotted at an REI store Friday morning in Fresno, California shopping for camping supplies on their way up to Yosemite National Park.
“I didn’t think Oprah was the type to do tents but her and Gayle scooped up all sorts of supplies,” (a source) said.
“They bought sleeping bags, lawn chairs, water bottles and fanny packs too.”
Oprah had her crew from The Oprah Winfrey Show documenting her trip with Gayle over the weekend … it should air later in October.
Why won’t this bitch just admit that she’s gay? It’s actually really insulting. No one cares anymore if someone is gay or not. It would only matter if you’re my friend Greg and you’ve texted me twice today because you wanna come out of the closet, in which case you need to just keep that shit to yourself.