kim kardashian bikini pictures

Kim Kardashian and her sister Kourtney were in Miami this weekend, and they spent some time on a yacht in bikinis just relaxing and doing an interview. Here we see Kim answer the question, "How did you get to be so famous?" (image source = splash news online) [gallery... read more

The definitive Britney Spears picture

No bra. Rock hard nips. Clothes that are too small or tight for her body. Over processed hair. Uggs. A gas station. Tons of sugar. These pictures of Britney were allegedly taken this weekend in Malibu but they look more like a seamless collage done by someone who hates... read more

vida guerra is here to help

Vida Guera had a party at Vanguard in LA last night to celebrate her 35th birthday. If you don't know, Vida was Kim Kardashian before Kim Kardashian was, and Vida was actually way better at it, but Vida didn't make a sex tape so now Kim is famous and she's not. The... read more

isla and borat got married

What a shitty day this is. The once awesome but now tyrannical American government continued their 20 year trend and seized more power overnight, now I find out that perfect marriage material Isla Fisher got married to Borat, putting a cap on their 6 year engagement. MSN... read more

lindsay is outraged

As was mentioned earlier, a bar in LA called Trousdale had no intention of letting Lindsay Lohan in last night until she threw a little temper tantrum, and of course she had to twitter about this injustice. The bar was hosting a private party and not actually open last... read more

michelle bombshell hearts whites

More terrifying news today for Sandra Bullock and her vagina, because it turns out the girl Jesse James had unprotected sex with is a white supremacist drug addict. I told my racist mechanic about this and he said, "Drugs? Well, no one's perfect I guess." And then he... read more

stephanie seymour + bikini = win

Stephanie Seymour is still in St Barts with her stupid kids, but that's not stopping her from essentially (NSFW) taking her top off or wearing see thru bikinis. Even the bottom was kind of see thru. I don't know what bikini designer decided bikinis shouldn't be water... read more

katherine heigl was almost interesting

Katherine Heigl was accepting her completely underserved Female Star of the Year Award at ShoWest in Vegas last night, and when she did the strap on her dress broke. It was the most likable she's been in 5 years. Which is amazing because she used to seem cool. Darth... read more

go back to paris, loser

Lindsay Lohan has spent the last few months in Paris and London, because everyone in New York and LA has had enough of her dumb ass. Last night in Hollywood she could barely talk her way past the doorman at a bar. Lindsay Lohan has a spot of bother persuading security to... read more

michelle bombshell naked, part 2

For an alleged naked model and stripper, it seemed to take forever to find naked pictures of Michelle Bombshell (under the cut), who is of course the chick Jesse James ruined his marriage to Sandra Bullock for. It really is amazing. Apart from being a white female, this... read more

jesse james is really sorry

Sandra Bullock moved out of their house when she found out her husband Jesse James was cheating on her, but he's acting as if there might be some hope for their marriage. He was seen this morning wearing his wedding ring, and now he's issued an apology to People. "The... read more

holly madison is good luck

Holly Madison lives in Vegas these days because she's the star of ‘Peepshow' at Planet Hollywood, so yesterday she went down to O'Sheas Casino for St. Patrick's Day. She got dressed in this tiny little outfit and played some game, the goal of which was to see if she... read more