People.com says that Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche. People is wrong and Peniche was never a Playmate, but who cares, because all that matters here is that Kari Ann used to date Aarons brother, Nick. That's right, baby. Aaron, who is 18, proposed to Kari Ann, who is 22, Saturday night in Vegas, while they were onstage in front of 200 people at the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort. Kari Ann says:
"I'm very excited about it. Aaron is the most genuine person I know. He's kind, loving, and I love him so much. I don't remember (him proposing). It was such a blur. I had no idea he was going to do this, but I'm glad he did."
Kari did not go on to add, "his semen doesn't taste at all like his brothers, which had more of a bitter taste. What's that? No, I haven't fucked their dad yet, but he's really cute!" And then Aaron cried and Nick kinda smirked. It was awesome!
(NOTE – Peniche wasn't a Playmate but was in Playboy after being named Miss Teen USA in 2003, which you can see here. Very obviously NSFW)
