Lady Gaga wore more of her typical crazy crap last night in New York at the CFDA Fashion Awards, and if you’re thinking that her dress must have been a feat of engineering to stay in place and cover her breasts all night, it wasn’t and it didn’t. In fact at one point she was basically just standing there topless (go to my twitter here and here). And so after that she just took it off and ran around with pasties. And as much as I don’t want to like her, she has fantastic tits so I’m conflicted. Because I really really really love tits. They’re my best friend, my muse, my east and my west.
As a producer and co-creator of ‘Lost’, Damon Lindelof cast Dominic Monaghan and Evangeline Lilly, so he knows a thing or two about people who can’t act, which is why it’s so telling that he went on his twitter after seeing ‘X-Men: First Class’ and said this about January Jones…
“Emma Frost’s THREE mutant powers: Telepathy, Transformation to Solid Diamond and last but not least, Sucking at Acting.”
This picture of Kathy Ireland from Sports Illustrated was my most cherished childhood possession. It was on my wall for years. If there had been a fire, I would have saved it before my parents. But now she’s 48 and has 3 kids, and yesterday she was in Hawaii to remind us that time is slowly but certainly turning us all into monsters.
Jesus Christ, these pictures might as well end with a shark attack they’re so depressing.
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Adrianne Curry went on her twitter this weekend and did what she does best; post fantastic bikini pictures. It’s a real badge of honor for “Americas Next Top Model”, a show that has yet to produce anything resembling a “top” model. Adrianne won season 1 eight years ago and even though she’s hot, this is all she does. No show has delivered less in regards to it’s title since “Iron Chef”, which somehow is not about robots.
When it comes to deciding which summer awards show you might enjoy more, Spikes Guys Choice or MTV Movie, you have to consider that one has girls like Victorias Secret model Erin Heatherton and Minka Kelly actually making an effort to look hot, while the other has husky girls shrieking at pretend vampires. So just keep that in mind and then follow your heart.
I’m no Jennifer Aniston fan, but I have to admit she was a worthy recipient of the Decade of Hotness Award at this weekends Spike TVs Guys Choice Awards. Although I would have quantified the trophy by adding, “From The Neck Down As Long As She Can Shut Up About Brad Pitt For 5 Fucking Seconds.”
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Paris Hilton, who no one likes and who doesn’t actually do anything, is reportedly furious at the Oxygen network, which no one watches, because she “worked her tail off doing promotion” for her new show and then no one watched it.
Gosh I wonder why? I better put on my pipe and thinking cap to solve this mystery. Oh, wait, never mind, Paris already has it figured out.
“Paris is furious that the show didn’t premiere at the time it was supposed to,” an insider tells me when speaking about ‘The World According to Paris.’ “She worked her tail off doing promotion and publicity for the show and then because of a technical mistake, the show aired at a completely different time in a lot of markets.”
Yeah that must be it. It’s not because of Paris. She did all that promotion and was electrifying. Like here, when she went on the radio and shook her head “no” for 10 minutes. But that was just a teaser. On the show you could watch Paris not do anything at the mall, in her car, and at a club. It’s an entertainment extravaganza.
Gerard Butler gets tons of ass because he’s handsome, friendly and charming, so what chance did Jessica Biel have against him while they filmed a movie together last month in a place where there’s damn near nothing to do? Not much, according to People.
Their reps say the two actors are “just friends,” but they appeared to be pretty close friends while shooting Playing the Field in Shreveport, La., last month. And over the weekend, new photos surfaced of Biel enjoying a ride on the back of Butler’s motorcycle down the PCH in Malibu.
Uh, I wouldn’t get too comfortable on that back of the bike if I were Jessica. Shreveport is pretty god damn boring. He might have just been bored. You could bury me in a coffin and I could find just as many things to do as I could if you gave me a million dollars and set me loose in Shreveport.