morning headlines

PRESIDENT OBAMA – the President has formally apologized for a joke he made on “the Tonight Show” last night (video), when he compared his bowling to “the Special Olympics or something.” Although in his apology he said, “at least you guys play sports instead of faggin off... read more

hilary duff is smart

Hilary Duff went to a casting meeting in West Hollywood yesterday, and she made the savvy decision to wear shorts that she took off a doll. This was smart because acting is easy, and you need to stand out. Half the country could do what most actors do. You show up,... read more

the nerds will be jealous

The internet nerds who love analyzing pictures of famous girls to identify their lady parts will go into nerd rage when they see that sexy reader Ana sexed up an email to me with a pic of Juliette Lewis singing with her band at the SXSW festival in Austin this week.... read more

roller girl is still fantastic

If anyone has a rational explanation for why Paltrow and the Sad Cartoon Turtle get movie roles anytime they want, yet the last thing Heather Graham was in was my erotic fantasies, I’d love to hear it. This is her last week in Hawaii. She's awesome. She’s not the greatest... read more

afternoon headlines

VIN DIESEL - his PR firm dropped him as a client after he disappeared then claimed he was sick rather than doing a day of press to promote “Fast and Furious”. So, good. His excuse was so dumb it borders on condescending. He might as well have started to do a phony English... read more

ri and chris have a sex tape. maybe.

Star magazine says today that Rihanna is privately worried that a sex tape she made with Chris Brown - who was recently in the news after he, “shoved Rihannas head against the passenger window … she turned and he punched her in the left eye with his right hand. He then... read more

theyre all whores

If you don’t know, the chick about to be mounted on that yacht is 30-year-old Gretchen Rossi of the show “Real Housewives of Orange County”. Her super rich 54-year-old fiancée didn’t go on the yacht trip with her, presumably because he died of leukemia a few months ago.... read more

morning headlines

KATE BOSWORTH – after dating for three years, Kate reportedly dumped her boyfriend (this dork) over the weekend. And I wore some snug fit jeans and a sleeveless mesh t-shirt to the clubs this weekend. Coincidence, or did mommy see something she liked? (source = star)... read more

this is sad

Yesterday Heather Locklear announced that she would not be taking a place with actress Ashlee Simpson on the new version of “Melrose Place”, while Lisa Rinna made a different announcement. It went like this: fuck you dignity. Fame says...Lisa Rinna dressed in a bill-board... read more

the first ambulance was turned away

Breitbart News says today that the first ambulance called to help Natasha Richardson after the fall that led to her death was turned away, presumably at her request, because at the time she showed no signs of injury. Another ambulance was called later but by then it was... read more

evening headlines

KANYE WEST - prosecutors in LA have charged Kanye with misdemeanor battery, grand theft and vandalism after he ripped a camera from a paparazzi and smashed it on the ground in a little hissy fit (relive the magic here) at LAX in September. So, good. He should have been... read more

liam neeson releases a statement

Definitively putting an end to any and all rumors, a representative for Liam Neeson released this statement to Us magazine at 8:01pm est. "Liam Neeson, his sons, and the entire family are shocked and devastated by the tragic death of their beloved Natasha. They are... read more