Lindsay Lohan began her "prison sentence" today

Even before Lindsay Lohan was officially sentenced in her felony theft trial, she went and registered to begin her community service. It was a sure sign that she had changed and things would be different this time, as long as you ignore the fact that this is what she... read more

E! probably paid for Kim Kardashians wedding ring

Remember when Khloe Kardashian got married, and there was leaked audio from her wedding with the producers of 'Keeping Up With The Kardashians' telling her what to say and do the whole time? Oh. You don't remember that? Oh well pardon me your majesty. Point being, now... read more

Hong Kong 3D porn is cuming to America.

(see what I did there?) 'Sex and Zen 3D: Extreme Ecstasy' has finally secured a distribution deal in the US, after breaking box office records around the world. And not just records against movies where a good review includes the phrase "cum soaked". Against real movies... read more

oh thank God! Ronnie and the Situation made up!

After reports that Ronnie and the Situation got into a fight Monday night while filming season 3 of 'Jersey Shore' in Florence, it was a welcome relief to see the two of them out for a walk yesterday, and that the Situation was just as handsome as ever. Although he... read more

Jennifer Aniston is still clingy, desperate

Just because Gerard Butler and Bradley Cooper got creeped out by Jennifer Anistons needy desperation doesn't mean all guys will. Maybe some guys find obsessive clinginess attractive. If she finds a guy like that, she'll be all set, because god knows she doesn't think... read more

Ronnie did or did not beat up the Situation

Yesterday afternoon there was a story saying Ronnie and the Situation, currently filming season 3 of 'Jersey Shore' in Florence, Italy, got into a fight Monday night, and it all added up because there were pictures showing cuts on Ronnies hand and bruises on Situations... read more

Did Kirstie Alley win Dancing With The Stars?

I didn't want to ruin the surprise in the headline but last night was the finale for the twelfth season of 'Dancing With The Stars', and in the end, it came down to Kirstie Alley, a morbidly obese lump in her 60's, and Hines Ward, the wide receiver from the Pittsburgh... read more

Chelsea Handler had an abortion at 16

I'm still not sure if I like Chelsea Handler, because if she's friends with Jennifer Aniston how cool could she really be, but her interview in the New York Times is certainly helping. Not only does she condemn bullshit like the "teen mom" craze, but she says she had an... read more

Nina Dobrev is photogenic, flexible

'Vampire Diaries' star Nina Dobrev is in the new issue of 'Seventeen Fitness' magazine, and HOLY SHIT is there really a magazine about flexible teen girls in bikinis and cheerleading shorts? Jesus Christ. I would charge $300 an issue if I ran that magazine. It might as... read more

Kim's engaged. See.

People magazine says it was a dream come true for Kim Kardashian when she walked into her bedroom on May 18. Not only was there a big black guy in there, but he gave her a diamond worth around 2 million dollars. All of her favorite things!!! Her boyfriend of six months,... read more

god that would be so tempting

Julianne Hough was in Miami today filming more scenes for the Tom Cruise musical 'Rock of Ages', and I don't know if this part was in the script but if I were that guy I'd pick her up and throw her in the water too. I hate this chick, she's pointless, there's not one... read more

Ke$ha needs attention at all times

Ke$ha is famous for her outrageous style and outspoken attitude, but she really topped herself last night by wearing a stormtrooper mask after she arrived at JFK airport. I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say this is probably the most shocking thing any celebrity has... read more