Chrissy Teigen Is Still The Voice Of Reason

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen attended last night’s GQ What to Wear Now party in New York City, and while she didn’t name names or imply anyone in particular, she called out the younger women at the party... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian Finds Out Who Her Bastard Baby’s Daddy Is

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kourtney Kardashian shared DNA test results with her cash money pimps at the E! channel proving that her unemployed lounge-about boyfriend is actually the father of both her bastard children. The results disprove the paternity claims of the greasy... READ MORE

Mortality Rate Continues to Climb for U.S. Reality Show Contestants

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Being on a TV reality show is probably the most dangerous job in America. You have to look to swing shift street cops in Baghdad before you can begin to approximate the at-risk exposure in the normal conduct of... READ MORE

Ivy League Frat Throws “Bloods And Crips” Party

August 16, 2013 | WTF | editor| 0 Comments

A bunch of privileged frat assholes threw a huge “Bloods and Crips” party at Dartmouth last weekend. The Alpha Delta chapter, and their date rape sorority sisters at Delta Delta Delta, thought it would be hilarious to dress up... READ MORE

Teresa Giudice Pleads Not Guilty, Signs Some Cookbooks

August 16, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Teresa Giudice made the classic courthouse to book signing turnaround, in front of a judge saying ‘not guilty’ then hustling her ass off to sign copies of her new cookbook, How to Grill Like a Lockdown Bull Dyke, or... READ MORE

Darren Young The First (Openly) Gay Wrestler In The WWE

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Darren Young, one of WWE’s superstar wrasslers, has announced to the world that he is a gay man. The confession came after TMZ asked him if he thought a gay wrassler could make it in the WWE. This is,... READ MORE

Simon Cowell Was Also Banging Carmen Electra?

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Silvermans have settled their divorce terms. I know you were concered. Apparently Andrew Silverman was able to get out of some of the $4 million in prenup money he promised to his graceful wife with the If You... READ MORE

Paris Hilton Sprayed With Foam

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Paris was just a girl back in rich girl high school snorting coke and getting laid and issuing racist diatribes, I bet she never could have imagined she’d grow up to being a highly paid VIP guest DJ... READ MORE

Amber Heard Is Proud To Be Bisexual

August 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I like people who are proud of their sexuality. Gay, straight, bi, they like to violate blue belly lizards, I don’t give a crap. I admire the heck out of them. I’ve never been proud of my sexuality. Like... READ MORE