Kaley Cuoco Rides A Horse

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Yesterday, we learned Kaley Cuoco was riding the Man of Steel. Today, a horse. Which in no way should remind anyone of the tragedy that ensued when the last Superman rode a horse. If it does, just watch Kaley’s tits bounce up and down for a bit, it’ll pass. Photo Credit: FameFlynet

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Amanda Seyfried In Trailer For Lovelace (VIDEO)

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re wondering if it’s worth seeing an R-rated movie about an X-rated film star, you probably answered your own question. Though as my progressive female friend ‘Jo’ told me, the film is not about porn, it’s about spousal abuse. Oh, boy. I’m not saying that spousal abuse isn’t entertaining, I’m just saying it’s not […]

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Kristen Stewart Celebrates the 4th in France

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While Robert Pattinson is on American soil plowing his emotionally delicate man-piece into Elvis’ granddaughter, the unpleasant actress Kristen Stewart is in Paris celebrating the 4th of July in a land where the sour and dismissive is lauded as the traits of highest order. She is trying to show off her tits, which might get […]

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Zahia Dehar’s Pastries Must Be Delicious

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Zahia Dehar‘s story is a unique one, truly an example of the American dream, except for the fact that she has nothing to do with America. At the age of 17, Zahia was a prostitute in France and became the center of a huge sex scandal involving players on the French national soccer team. At […]

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Kim and Kanye Can’t Turn Away Baby Money Fast Enough

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bearing her rapper boyfriend’s bastard baby has changed Kim Kardashian. So we are told. So much so that when some Australian magazine offered her $3 million for first photos of her stupidly named daughter, Kim said nay. She and Kanye do not want their offspring living a life in front of the camera. By that […]

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Katie Price Dressed As A Sideways Vagina

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katie Price is a jack-of-all-trades, as she’s a singer, author, actress and, most importantly, a woman with extremely large fake breasts. But like most celebrities without much actual talent, she also has her own fragrances, including “Stunning” and “Besotted”, because who wouldn’t want to smell like a woman who got famous by posing nude? Katie […]

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Rihanna Showed Off Her Cooch In Germany

July 4, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Rihanna performed in Hanover, Germany last night, and it was business as usual for the singer who once forgave Chris Brown for bouncing her face off of a car window like she was invented by James Naismith. Rihanna teased the crowd by rubbing her crotch and sticking her tongue out, and I’m sure all of […]

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Christina Milian Smoking An E Cigarette In A Bikini

July 4, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I hate people who smoke e-cigarettes. They’re just masturbating in their mouths. Smoke a fucking cigarette. Don’t smoke a cigarette. If you really want your nicotine in a lung healthier format, try a suppository. There’s nothing worse than a drug addict trying to get healthier on the margin. Still, Christina Milian is pretty damn hot. […]

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Laura Elizabeth Whitehurst Bears Her Student’s Baby

July 4, 2013 | News | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women really do make the worst fucking sexual predators. They’re just as messed up as men in most every way, but they simply lack the antisocial detachment  necessary to properly molest, say, the high school students in their classroom. A male teacher would know to cover his tracks, build a decent cover story, and have […]

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Aaryn Gries Is One Great Looking Racist (VIDEO)

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

What’s the world to do with a hot female racist? Paula Deen was easy to handle. She’s a fat Southern cook. She’s replaceable. But this chick Aaryn Gries who’s been whispering nasty comments about gays and Asians and blacks on live Internet feeds from The Big Brother house. This needs some thinking. Maybe some kind […]

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