Brad Pitt is fussy

Brad Pitt has done commercials before that aired only in Japan, but the two newest stand out because they're directed by the great Spike Jonze. His idea was for Pitt to act real prissy and set it to awesome music (Department of Eagles, by the way). Some translation error... read more

The USA kicks ass

Ashley Roberts of the Pussycat Dolls hit the beach in Malibu yesterday, and look how peaceful and pristine our beaches are here in America. Doesn't that look relaxing. The other countries where bikini pictures come from usually suck ass. The beach is super crowded and... read more

The definitive Lindsay Lohan picture

Leathery spotted skin. Over-processed hair. Cigarette. No bra and a sheer shirt. Trying to be something she's not, in this case with lip collagen. Pretending to want privacy when she's the one who called the paparazzi in the first place. It's too bad she's not walking... read more

Dumped after one date

Jennifer Aniston feels "screwed over" after Bradley Cooper took her on one date then never called her desperate, needy ass again. Because instead he started dating Renee Zellweger. Why would he do this? Because Renee Zellweger is way better that's why. Us magazine... read more

Kunis + Portman = "aggressive sex"

I'm not gonna lie to you, getting Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman to F each other is something I would very much like to see. Oh hey good news... Script Shadow has reviewed the script for the upcoming Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis project Black Swan ... "in this movie,... read more

"removed the teeth and fingers..."

Yikes. Ryan Jenkins, the finalist from the VH1 show "Megan Wants a Millionaire", the one now hiding in Canada after killing onetime Playboy model Jasmine Fiore, gets an A for effort when it comes to killing people in accordance with things he thinks he learned from... read more

Alexis Bledel is dangerous

Alexis Bledel is every perverts dream come true because she's like 25 or something but she looks 15. And innocent. But with a hot body. I would dress her up in pigtails and a girl scout outfit and have her come to the door to sell cookies except I'm pretty sure I'd get... read more

Do it. Oh please god do it.

Whoever this movie set hired to hold a fan up to Jennifer Aniston must have the patience of a saint, because the temptation to dip that thing onto her head would be just about overwhelming. Just act like a bee stung you or something. read more

Mary Kate has still got it

Mary Kate Olsen should go as a Jawa for Halloween night one year. Instead of every day like she does now. (jumpa jumpa) [gallery id="9552"] read more

Sexy Lady alert

Movies like "Twilight" and "Sex and the City" are popular for the same reason: fat and unattractive girls like stories where a plain or even ugly girl is fawned over by sexy hunks. It makes them think that they too might be swept off their feet in a storybook romance.... read more

What a moment this is!

James Cameron hasn't made a movie since "Titanic" in 1997, and what he's been working on since then (mostly) is "Avatar". Much to the delight of nerds everywhere, the trailer finally premiered online today. I'm not sure what the hell it's talking about, but it is awesome... read more

Jude Laws memory isnt so good

Samantha Burke is the girl who will have another kid for Jude Law in about two months, the one who posted some Adult-Friend-Finder-worthy pictures of herself two weeks ago, but just because they're not together anymore doesn't mean he doesn't have feelings for her. Or at... read more