morning headlines

RIHANNA - Lawyers for Chris Brown want the charges dropped because it was all a misunderstanding when he beat the shit out of Rihanna. “He will argue it was a misunderstanding between two young people passionately in love.” Wow. The balls on this guy. (source = the Sun... read more

lindsay lindsay lindsay!

The other big news thing that happened with Lindsay was that the police were called to her lady friends house Saturday afternoon because they were fighting and breaking things after a night partying at Chateau Marmont and Jack Nicholson’s house. Wait what? Short version... read more

now this is more like it

We could go back and forth all day about who said what about Katy Perry yesterday, and still never figure out the truth, but what matters now is that she put her enormous tits in a pushup bra and a shirt that looks like it was pulled out of a sharks mouth, so now they... read more

aww god dammit

Katie Holmes got hair extensions in Tokyo for for the Japanese premier of “Valkyre” Tuesday night, and I'm still convinced she looked fantastic even though every single picture taken of her looks terrible. Because somehow this is it. This is every picture I could find. We... read more

angelina jolie gets cooler every day

Angelina Jolie is filming “Salt” in NYC and Washington DC these days, so when Brad and the kids are away, and she’s stuck by herself on a Friday night, does she sit alone in her hotel room, or go down to the hotel bar, drink some vodka and hang out? Well, very GD... read more

morning headlines

SCARLETT JOHANSSON - Scar has joined the cast of "Iron Man 2", joining Robert Downy, Don Cheadle and Mickey Rourke. Scarlett will play Black Widow, a Russian with long red hair, huge breasts and pouty lips. Iron Man wants to find this woman, as do I. (source = imdb)... read more

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prepare to fall in love

Here's what you need to know about these pictures of Shauna Sand topless in a chainmail "dress" in a shoe store: this is not a photo shoot. She was just shopping like that. This store is open. For people to walk into and buy shoes. Swear to god. And considering her... read more

kim kardashian is photogenic

Kim Kardashian and her awesome tits went shopping yesterday with Kims hot sister, and, hey look, the paparazzi were there too. The very same store, where Kim was trying on sexy outfits. Oh I know, crazy right? In fact, at least 5 photo agencies (Getty, Splash, Fame,... read more

the fight was fake. maybe.

The New York Post says today that Joaquin Phoenix faked the fight in Miami Wednesday night when he jumped into the crowd at one of his rap shows (this one here). But that doesn’t make any sense because that’s the sort of thing someone would do if they were only pretending... read more

howard k. stern is under arrest

Anna Nicole Smith died on February 8, 2007, at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, from an overdose of the sedative chloral hydrate combined with three different types of the sedative benzodiazepine. Her autopsy said her death was not homicide, suicide, or natural... read more

im just as surprised as katy

Katy Perry started work on a new video today, even though I would have signed a sworn deposition that people stopped showing music video in 1997, and uh ... yeah, here are some pictures. I don’t know how she does it, but Katy manages to take really big tits and a nice... read more

fantastic

It looks like outakes to an ad for discount rum, but no, it’s just Paris Hilton begging for attention as always. And now she’s dating some other attention whore. Someone better paint his penis with that white water sealant stuff they coat basement walls with, because if... read more

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