as always, Heidi Klum won Halloween (UPDATE)

I clearly don't have the proper hobbies to know what Heidi Klum and Seal were dressed as for their Halloween party last night, but, like she does every single year, Heidi won the costume contest, for sheer enthusiasm if nothing else. She's so unapologetically goofy. It's... read more

I hate this cutesy crap for Halloween

Let me preface this by saying you can wear something cute for Halloween and still look fantastic. Like super famous porn star Kristina Rose did (twitter). She wore a cowgirl costume backwards. She's a Reverse Cowgirl. Get it? Do you get it? It's adorable, and really... read more

Paris Hilton was a drunk sexy Indian for Halloween

Paris Hilton went to the Playboy Halloween party dressed as someone I would probably have sex with, while her dumb sister went dressed like someone hired for a kids birthday party. Luckily, these are just pictures, so we can crop out Nikki and Paris' fug little rat face... read more

JWoww was a schoolgirl with pigtails for Halloween

God damn I love pigtails. And they're even better on a skinny chick with huge breasts, which is what JWoww dressed up as when she hosted a Halloween party at DUSK in Atlantic City. You might be one of those people who still think she isn't hot or at least sexy, and I... read more

Coco was a nurse for Halloween

Coco went to Heidi Klums Halloween party in New York last night dressed as a nurse, but I don't think she's a real nurse. I don't know that for sure though. If I was dying and she came to treat me, I'd have really mixed emotions. I'd rather not die, but I do like red... read more

Friday afternoon headlines

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. - is not happy with his Due Date co-star Zach Galifianakis for the way he handled Mel Gibsons scheduled cameo in Hangover 2. Gibson cast Downey in the Singing Detective when he was at his lowest point back in 2003, right after getting out of jail for... read more

so did Kate Hudson get implants or not

Kate Hudson had people asking if she got implants again yesterday when she walked around Beverly Hills with no bra and a flimsy little shirt that clung to her boobs. Even if she got small ones, I like to think that she did get implants. I dont want this to sound... read more

Merry Halloween!

Jessica Lowndes was on the '90210' set today, filming some scenes for an upcoming episode that will air around Christmas time. Either this is for a really sexy scene, or her character is anti-Semitic and she wants young Jews to abandon their religion. What an edgy show!... read more

Katy Perry says she's a freak in bed, "a 10 out of 10."

Before marrying Katy Perry, Russell Brand was known to cheat on his girlfriends and sleep around, but Katy says that won't happen anymore, because she's so much better than all those other girls. Katy says... "He's made no secret of what his life was like before me, but... read more

Captain America is all ripped out

Entertainment Weekly has 8 new pictures from 'Captain America', starring Chris Evans. This could turn out to be the best superhero movie of the year, especially if you're a guy and so is your date. And check out Dr. Ass Looker back there in the goggles. That guy is in... read more

Charlie Sheen did coke naked in a restaurant bathroom

Charlie Sheen was reportedly "naked with cocaine all over his face in a restaurant bathroom" Monday night, and I'm not sure if I'm more surprised that he did this, or that he hasn't been caught doing it more by now. Radar says... "At the restaurant Charlie, his... read more

Thursday afternoon headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - will officially be called, 'M:I 4: Ghost Protocol'. Clearly they're going for a vibe like the 'Call of Duty' or Tom Clancy games. Or a handbook for the recently dead. But probably the COD thing. (e!) DEADPOOL - has had a script floating around for... read more