God this show is dumb

This is the only decent video I could find showing Ryan Seacrest announcing the winner of last nights "American Idol", and it opens with Adam Lambert and the dude whose name I'm not even gonna bother to learn because there's no point singing "We Are the Champions" with... read more

Britney is not bad

Britney doesn't look bad in these new bikini pictures taken yesterday in the Caribbean, but it would certainly help if she could walk 10 feet without swingin her arms around like bigfoot. She could also use some big implants to balance out her ass. Girls with huge... read more

Is that someone famous?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet at Cannes earlier today for the premiere of "Inglourious Basterds", the WWII movie written and directed by Quentin Tarantino, and as you might imagine the foreign press went insane. Which is cool because Pitt and Jolie... read more

Kelly Brook is photogenic

These pictures of Kelly Brook on vacation in the Caribbean don't really convey how pretty her face is, but as luck would have it, there's not a single guy on earth who is going to care about that. [gallery... read more

Transexual midget upskirt axxxtion!

These pictures of possible transexual Hayden Panettiere are only going up because this is the internet and pictures like these are the kind of things we're supposed to do. They are a rich blue color that I find to be quite lovely, but she sucks and you can't see anything... read more

Kate really is a mean bitch

If there was any remaining doubt that Kate from "Jon and Kate Plus 8" is a mean self-centered bitch, the new Us magazine cover story should promptly put an end to that. ...nurse Angela Krall, who watched the sextuplets as infants for more than a year, tells Us that the... read more

Morning headlines

SHAWN JOHNSON - The gold medal winning gymnast won the 8th season of "Dancing With The Stars" last night. It's the 5th time a professional athlete has won. Every year when they add new athletes, they say, "but will their athletic skills translate to the dance floor?" The... read more

Hayden is a girl, right?

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Afternoon headlines

SHERLOCK HOLMES - the first trailer for "Sherlock Holmes", starring Robert Downey Jr., Rachel McAdams, Jude Law and written/directed by Guy Ritchie, broke today. It seems a lot like the old Sherlock Holmes, except Guy Ritchie-r. KATE HUDSON - was "making out" with... read more

Mario Lopez is a real stud

Mario Lopez looked like a complete fairy when he threw out the first pitch at last nights Dodgers game, but it wasn't his fault because they had him stand so far away. The pitchers mound is roughly 60 feet away, and Mario was about 10 feet in front of that. In Little... read more

Jaime Pressly seems fun

I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why Jaime Pressly is hanging out in liquor stores in a bikini, but I never read what that might be because that sign says ATM and I saw that and started to giggle. *tee-hee* [gallery... read more

Everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow

Actors are without question the worst people on earth. Dumb, lazy, selfish, arrogant, ungrateful, and spoiled beyond belief. This post is about Gwyneth Paltrow. Try and guess if it's good. The Sun UK says... The claws are out on the set of Iron Man 2 with stars SCARLETT... read more