tito ortiz might have punched jenna jameson

Just about 3 hours ago, at 9:53am pct, a call was placed to 911 reporting a domestic disturbance at the home shared by MMA superstar Tito Ortiz and dick sucking superstar Jenna Jameson. TMZ has learned Tito Ortiz was just arrested for domestic violence at the home he... read more

paris hilton + a bikini = zzzzzz

It's been a long time since Paris Hilton pictures were a subject on Tyler, and they say absence makes the heart grow fonder, soo… Okay apparently it hasn't been long enough yet because I still hate her. Even in a bikini in Vegas this weekend at the Hard Rock pool. God... read more

jwoww makes laundry fun

Kim Kardashian wasn't the only set of luscious titties in the news this weekend, because Jwoww of 'Jersey Shore' did some laundry and went to the beach. Oh I know. My heart was in my throat, on account of all the excitement. She's oddly sexy. Mostly because I assume... read more

Kim Kardashians first husband beat her up. A lot.

Some people say kids are our most precious resource, but those people are God damn liars. You can't go 10 feet without seeing some punk ass kid. How precious could they really be? Our real most precious resource is hot sluts with huge breasts. That's why Kim Kardashian... read more


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lindsay stole a $35,000 rolex

Normally, when a bunch of different people with no relation to each other all accuse the same person of the same thing, it means those people all met in a secret location and decided to make up a bunch of crazy stories. The person being accused is totally innocent, but... read more

thursday night headlines

MATT AND TREY - say Comedy Central removed a speech about "intimidation and fear" from last nights episode after some dim witted muslims threatened to kill them. The group says South Park insulted their prophet by depicting him in a bear costume. To make matters worse,... read more

kim kardashian is an angel

I used to think Kim Kardashian (seen here today in Australia) was ugly but then she lost about 20 pounds without affecting her huge huge breasts, and know I realize she's beautiful and I love her very very much. Will there ever be a day when I see a picture of her... read more

breaking news: brand new lindsay lohan idiocy

Lindsay Lohan is a drug addicted fuckup who has failed every possible way for about 5 years now. Ali Lohan is only 16 years old, so she hasn't done that yet, but she is out with Lindsay until sunrise a few times a week. So do the math. And so today, right now as a matter... read more

comedy central is run by fairies - update

Last night was part 2 of South Parks 200th episode, the one that got them death threats from some pussy Islamic savages. Luckily Matt and Trey don't care if their goofy cartoon show offends anyone, and they don't cave to threats. Unfortunately... Comedy Central suits... read more

keifer sutherland is doing great

The National Enquirer has some exclusive pictures of Keifer Sutherland after his drunken strip club binge in London, and as awesome as that is I get the feeling their exclusive story stops there. Because after that they have a bunch of quotes that they clearly made up.... read more

lets class this mothafucka up

The girls(?) of Jersey Shore hit Miami Beach yesterday, and the big winners were Jwowws huge tits and the revelation that there's 3 girls in this cast. Has there always been 3? Who the hell is that other one? Get outa there lady! Unfortunately Snookie never skinned down... read more