Subtlety certainly has it’s time and place, but so does waking around with your giant rack hanging out. Jessica Simpson and I agree that the time and place for that second one is all the time and everywhere, even arriving at LAX from Australia over the weekend. The only down side of this bold confidence is that it brings up the issue that Jessica Simpson may be a little too hot and sexy. My penis is almost scared, and my penis chased down and beat up a purse snatcher one time.



Some people online are making snide comments because Brad Pitt cut his hair into a mohawk, just like Angelina Jolie’s son Maddox. As if they would ever say no to Angelina Jolie, regardless of whatever crazy shit she thought up for them to do. Hell I did the same thing one time when my girlfriend asked me too. Unfortunately she had a daughter, so I had to wear pigtails and a Brownie uniform. But it wasn’t that bad because

Lindsay Lohan is said to be planning a trip to Kenya to visit locals infected with AIDS and suffering some of the most abject poverty on the planet. The 19-year-old will fly to the East African nation in co-ordination with the charity group ‘One Campaign’. A spokesman says:

“As with Brad Pitt and other celeb visits, it’ll likely focus on where America is helping make a difference to save and change lives.”

She did not go on to add, “so you may wanna take Lindsay’s last known photograph now, because if these people do believe in the devil, it probably looks suspiciously like a 19-year-old millionaire landing in the desert on a private Gulf Stream jet with long, luxurious red hair and perfectly manicured nails and skin that was pale and pampered even before she slathered on the 2000 dollar skin cream with flecks of real gold and SPF 100 right in front of them.”



Source = IMDb



A new track by superstar DJ Paul Oakenfold featuring vocals by Brittany Murphy will be released on Tuesday, the first cut from his CD, ‘A Lively Mind,’ due out June 6. Murphy and Oakenfold met through a mutual friend and he invited her to work on his album, even though he never actually heard her sing until she arrived in the studio to lay down her vocals. You can hear the song through the link at the bottom if you want, but it’s not exactly Oakenfold’s greatest work. I didn’t listen to the whole thing, so I’m not sure if one of Brittany’s lyrics is “I used to be fat but now I’m a Pussycat Doll, mrow!” but it sorta sounds like it should be.

hear ‘Faster Kill Pussycat’ by Paul Oakenfold and Brittany Murphy here



Source = TMZ

Slow news day + slow news week = non stories about ‘Entourage’ and the rumor that the unfunniest show on TV is desperately striving to become even unfunnier, and may replace Jeremy Piven, who plays agent Ari Gold, with underrated heat Carla Gugino, who just signed a deal to appear on 6 episodes playing an agent trying to steal Golds top client and show star Vincent Chase. An already filmed episode features Chase, Drama, E and Turtle being wooed by Gugino courtside at a Lakers game.



Between supermodels pawing at my genitals and pirates trying to steal my treasure, I’ve been pretty busy, and I actually haven’t seen an episode of ‘Entourage’ since season 1, and maybe it got hilarious since then, but I kinda doubt it. I do remember that the only good things about it were Jeremy Piven and Kevin Connelly, so the odds that they’re going to write Piven a smaller part or off the show completely seem remote at best. Of course, being known as the best thing sbout ‘Entourage’ is like being known as the fastest child molester. It’s great that you’re on top, but please realize that everyone still hates you.


Internet reports today say that Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are officially done. The two will keep up appearances while Carmen does press for ‘Scary Movie 4′, but will file divorce proceedings by the end of the month. Navarro did accompany Carmen to the ‘Scary Movie’ premiere in New York, but did not join her for photocalls in London and Italy. Dirtymascot.com cites an exclusive source, someone they call a close friend of Carmens, as saying:

“They have completely bypassed the separation process and headed straight to divorce. They really were better friends than lovers

Last week, Paula Abdul filed a police report stating that she was assaulted at the bar ‘Xenii’ in LA by CAA agent Jim Lefkowitz, an assault that left her with a concussion and spinal injuries. But after a very brief preliminary investigation, it appears the case will not be pursued. In fact, Lefkowitz has never even been contacted by police. Police found witnesses who stated that Abdul was so drunk she couldn’t even stand, and was eventually asked to leave by club security because of her condition. The theory is Abdul completely fabricated the story to deflect from her behavior and as best anyone can tell, Lefkowitz was chosen as a fall guy at random. His attorney denies any wrong doing:

“The press accounts of the so-called altercation between Jim Lefkowitz and Paula Abdul at Xenii last Sunday morning are completely outrageous and utterly false. Mr. Lefkowitz did not have an argument with Ms. Abdul nor did he have any physical contact with her whatsoever . . . he was merely an innocent bystander at an unfortunate incident.”

This is like the 80th “Paula Abdul is drunk and inappropriate” story in the last month, and it comes on the heels of reports that Jessica Simpson and Britney Spears were both considered and maybe even contacted to replace Paula this year, immediately, to judge with Randy Jackson and Simon Cowell on ‘American Idol’. Abdul has signed an extension since then, but God knows that show has enough money to buy her out, and it’s not like she brings any special talent to the table. Unless rambling incoherently and looking like something you normally only see captured in a net is now some money making bonaza.



Source = Page Six

So what is the truth behind the breathless Us Magazine cover this week declaring a war between Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson? The genesis is this: Lindsay Lohan has been spending time with ‘X-Men 3′ director Brett Ratner since late March. Ratner is also the director of Jessica’s ‘These Boots Are Made For Walking’ video, and the three of them independently ended up at new LA hotspot the Dime last Thursday. Ratner crossed the room to sit down with Jessica, and according to Us, Lindsay sent over a few drinks but was never acknowledged by Jess. Being ignored by the girl chatting up her boyfriend was too much, and Lindsay got pissed. Really pissed. According to Us:

(Lindsay said to Jessica), “What’s the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk shit about me, but now that Ashlee’s not here, what are you going to do? C’mon! I’m 19 and you’re 25. Say something, you coward!”