Whitney Houston taught her daughter well

By brendon March 03, 2011 @ 5:24 PM

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The Enquirer has pictures of Bobbi Kristina Brown, the 17-year-old daughter of Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston, reportedly doing cocaine, but she went on her twitter to say she was set up and isn’t what it looks like. Where are the receipts?

The pictures_ a former very dear person to me did this. Set me up to make it look exactly what it looks like. God will smite them yes..But it’s really not what it looks like.. People will do anything for money which is extremely sad, and I’m very hurt by this.Thing’s people do these days to hurt others is a shame. All I can do now, is keep my head up high, keep looking towards the lord.All the lord is telling me is be still. That’s all, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. #BeStill.
I love my family so much. My mom just comforted me to the max, and I’m so thankful for her. Thank you so much lord for blessing me with an Phenomenal family and incredibly phenomenal mother. Thank you for giving me the strength to move forward and put things in the past.
And the person that did this was a result of a horrible relationship that went sour. I was in love_ he was in love with money. I’ve learned My lesson. I’m so much greater and blessed for it today, and I believe nothing less. That is the last I will speak of this, let’s praise god And be greatful and thankful for your family, and people that truly love you, strength, courage, and life lessons learned. GodblessUall

What the fuck ever. She’s lying and doing coke. She’s half Whitney Houston and half Bobby Brown, of course she does coke. This is like if Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan had a kid together, but with me assuming this one would be better at sports because I’m racist.

did a Justin Bieber fan punch Selena Gomez?

By brendon March 03, 2011 @ 3:20 PM

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Justin Bieber turned 17 on Tuesday (almost legal!) and he and his girlfriend Selena Gomez had dinner at Maggiano’s at The Grove. On their way out, many have reported that a female Bieber fan punched Selena in the face, presumably while tears and mascara ran down her face and hysterically screaming “I’ll kill you, you whore”.

Her press agent officially denied that claim today, but clearly something happened. She hid her face all the way to the car, she appears to be crying and her lip is swollen and maybe even cut.

The truth is obviously that Justin hit her. He does it for pleasure. He also demeans her by calling her racist names and makes her dance for his friends and then offers her to them. The facts are all here, pictures don’t lie.

(image source = pacific coast)

Rihannas boobs are well bodyguarded

By brendon March 03, 2011 @ 1:47 PM

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Rihanna is in Sydney today for a concert on Friday, and yesterday while going through a crowd her bodyguard did his job and kept her boobs safe from danger.

It should be pointed out that this guy is her regular bodyguard, he’s with her all the time, but I don’t think it was an accident because black girls look hot with red hair and they were coming from a sex store. He was horny, and he saw an opportunity to feel her tits and he took it. That guy is smart. If I was a bodyguard for my beloved Julri Waters, I’d do the same thing, all day, to protect her tits from lurking danger. Like sudden stops. Hot coffee. A spider. Loud music. My hands would be on her tits so much she wouldn’t even need a bra.

(image source = splash news and pacific coast)

Paula Abdul was kidnapped!!! Not really!!!

By brendon March 03, 2011 @ 12:49 PM







Paula Abdul would have a nervous breakdown if it was cloudy outside, or not cloudy enough, so keep that in mind when you hear this 911 call she made during an arugument with her boyfriend while in the car.

You’d think her head was in a gullitine by the way she’s carrying on, but really is was a simple fight that was quickly resolved one hour later.

During the call – placed at 4:35 PM on Valentine’s Day — Paula cries and sobs hysterically and says, “I wanna go, and he won’t let me!”
Seconds later Paula says, “Are you gonna drop me off ’cause I have emergency on the phone” — and shortly after that she says, “He’s dropping me off.”
Officers got in touch with Paula about an hour later and she said it was just a verbal dispute.
A spokesperson for Abdul tells TMZ, “Arguments with loved ones are often times heated. After the call was made everything was worked out.”

My favorite part was when the operator asked if Paula was “at Seaward”, because at first I thought she was calling her “C word”. How bad ass would it have been if the dispatcher said, “Well stop being such a little C word. You’re acting like a cunt.”

For Paula, she actually held it together pretty well during this. Not once did she say she was being murdered. Starbucks could run out of those green plastic drink stopper things and she’d spend the next 30 minutes whining, then panicking, then curled up on the floor under the counter crying, then crying while asking “why”, and finally crying while insisting everyone is out to get her.

Taylor Momsen is hardcore

By brendon March 02, 2011 @ 7:13 PM

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Taylor Momsen put on her designer tough girl outfit and hit some clubs in New York last night, or at least she would have if it didn’t take 15 hours to put on those ridiculous boots. So instead she got some coffee and pouted in the sunshine.

(image source = splash news online)

Charlie Sheen has passed 4 drug tests

By brendon March 02, 2011 @ 6:56 PM

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It seems impossible to believe, but Charlie Sheen has now taken four drug tests in four days, and passed all four, including one last night.

(Sheen) tested negative for the presence of marijuana, cocaine, opiates and methamphetamine in a random drug test as Radar observed at his Los Angeles mansion Tuesday night, just a few short hours after authorities dramatically removed his 23-month-old twin sons Max and Bob from the premises, and returned them to (his wife Brooke) Mueller.
Without prompting, Sheen took the random drug test, which we observed. He passed.

When they say “without prompting”, they mean that Sheen had a drug test just sort of lying around and he took it out without being asked and said “hey a drug test” and then he took it and Radar says he passed.

You have to admit that, with controls like this in place, the results would be impossible to fake. But this hardly seems like a victory for Sheen because if he’s not high then he’s insane to a degree where he’s a week away from wearing a diaper and demanding everyone address only the puppet on his hand. Suddenly “drug addict” seems way better.

Christina Aguilera is worrying her friends

By brendon March 02, 2011 @ 3:43 PM

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Culminating yesterday when they were both arrested in West Hollywood, her for public intoxication and him for a DUI, Christina Aguileras life has been on a downward spiral ever since she started dating Matthew Rutler in December. Oh and don’t worry, her friends have noticed. People says…

Still, some friends worry about Rutler’s influence on Aguilera. “There’s a real concern about this guy, and a lot of her friends feel she needs to get away from him,” the pal says. “Hopefully, what happened [on Tuesday] is a real wake up call.”
“She is going out more and drinking more,” the friend continues. “She feels she is embracing her freedom and enjoying life … but now friends are hoping that she takes a step back and focuses on herself for a while.”

Obviously she needs to dump this jackass, but after that the key to her comeback is to set manageable goals. She can’t try to be the old Christina, not yet, she’s too drunk and too fat. To be honest I’d be impressed if she could even get off the toilet by herself.

Courteney Cox still looks fantastic in a bikini

By brendon March 02, 2011 @ 12:57 PM

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Courteney Cox was filming (the underrated) Cougartown in Hawaii yesterday, and Holy Shit she looked terrific. All the new actresses either need more dignity or less dignity, whichever one would make them go get big implants and hit the stairs, because this 46-year-old is way hotter than most of them. I’d ask her what her secret is but I’ve been ducking her calls for about a week. Ever since she missed her period.

(image source = bauer griffin and splash news and flynet)