This Dude Might Be Kourtney Kardashian’s First Baby Daddy

August 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This dude Michael Girgenti claims he blew his load in Kourtney Kardashian during a time they spent on a photoshoot together, just about nine months before her first bastard kid, Mason, was born. Now he wants a DNA test... READ MORE

Toni Garrn In A Bikini

August 10, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Leonardo DiCaprio has a new supermodel girlfriend. He goes through them really fast. Some people say his inability to maintain a relationship with women means he has issues making emotional connections with others. Some people have even speculated that... READ MORE

Kid Rock Is a Saint

August 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kid Rock lowered his concert ticket prices to $20 for ten shows he’s playing at the DTE Theater near absolutely nothing in Michigan. And, then that hometown saint ordered beer prices lowered at the venue as well. Some people... READ MORE

Kate Upton Isn’t a Toy

August 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Kate Upton hates that men see her as a sex object rather than a human being. Her big breakout cover of SI in 2012 left her “feeling terrible, instead of basking in her newfound celebrity.” She felt so bad,... READ MORE

Amber Tamblyn Tapped to Be Obligatory Gay Character on Two and a Half Men

August 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eventually, every show on television will be about funny, well-adjusted, compassionate gay people showing straight people how stupid and hypocritical they are. Yeah, once in a while this will mean a show with two reasonably hot chicks making out,... READ MORE

The Howe Twins Hang Out With Sam Jones III

August 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Howe Twins continued drive to be plowed until famous in Hollywood took another wrong turn when somebody convinced them polishing the knob of Sam Jones III from Smallville was a solid game plan. Sam Jones was once on... READ MORE

Cleveland Vs. Detroit, Two Tribes Go to War (VIDEO)

August 9, 2013 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody gets more rough and tumble than baseball fans, assuming you exclude football, basketball, and hockey fans. And golf fans at The Majors. Baseball fans have spent the last 150 years fixating on the fact that their hometown and... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes Has To Stay In The Looney Bin

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Amanda Bynes’ doctors have asked for an emergency conservatorship from the judge so they can keep her at the madhouse. There was supposed to be a hearing today to see if her parents could get temporary conservatorship of the former... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Looked Really Happy At The Paranoia Premiere

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

As Liam Hemsworth continues to become a big Hollywood star despite being an average (at best) actor, some people have been wondering what’s up with his on-and-off again engagement to Miley Cyrus, while she slaps her ass cheeks together... READ MORE

Farrah Abraham’s TV Series Will Never Happen

August 9, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

One of the things that kept former Teen Mom star and porn “actress” Farrah Abraham happy in her own little fantasy land, where she truly believes that she’s on her way to becoming the next Kim Kardashian, was the... READ MORE