THE WORLDS WORST TREND

Gwen Stefani tried to hide her face as she left for a Halloween party Saturday, and well, of course she did. She was dressed as a fucking egg. Katy Perry did the same thing on the same night but didn’t have the decency to act embarrassed about it. They both have awesome... read more

TRUE BLOOD SUCKS BUT THIS IS HELPING

Fans of vampires and insulting southern stereotypes have helped make "True Blood" a big hit on HBO, but mostly it's because teen boys have come to expect weekly nudity from "Cloverfield" star Lizzy Caplan. And so since people like that, here are some blurry screencaps... read more

OH NO

Just about an hour ago, a body was discovered matching the description of Jennifer Hudsons 7-year-old nephew. Police in Chicago say the license plate on the white SUV found containing a child's body matches the vehicle listed in the Amber Alert issued for Jennifer... read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

BONO IS IN TROUBLE - Bono has a wife. That’s not her.JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD - You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by her brother-in-law, who is also the prime suspect in the... read more

TAKING THE TRASH OUT IS SEXY

Traci Bingham and I agree: just because you’re simply taking out the trash, that’s no reason not to wear a see thru top with no bra. She needs to flash her tits at all times. They're the only reason she’s famous. She needs big tits like a plane needs wings.On a side note,... read more

THATS A NICE DRESS

There are different kinds of hot chicks. There are curvy girls with big tits like Sofia Vergara. Then there’s normal girls with big tits like Marissa Miler. And then there’s really skinny chicks like Milla Jovovich or Annalynn McCord, the girl from Beverly Hills 90210 and... read more

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NEW TRAVIS BARKER BURN PICS

It really is amazing that Travis Barker and DJ AM are alive today. Barker hit up Marmalade Café with his daughter Alabama yesterday, and for the first time we got a good look at his burns. They’re horrific, no doubt, but all things considered, he’s just incredibly lucky.... read more

GISELE IS A GOOD MODEL

Gisele is in V magazine (I don’t know what that is) posing for what many are calling, "the Greatest Pictures Ever Taken". I never really thought she was very attractive before, but now I realize she’s the perfect woman, and everything I’ve ever wanted or dreamt about. Put... read more

WHATS WITH KATIES TEETH?

Yesterday the Daily Mail had something about Katie Holmes and her scary new teeth.The actress was seen leaving her New York apartment for the theatre, when she unwittingly revealed her chipped tooth.Clearly the wife of Tom Cruise has missed a couple of dental appointments... read more

VANESSA HAS LEARNED A LOT

The Mirror says today that "High School Musical" star Vanessa Hudgens was living a perfect life until last September, when naked pictures of her showed up on unseemly sites all over the Internet. Like this one. In fact this whole post was just an excuse to put those up... read more

TARA REID HAS STILL GOT IT

I’m not technically a plastic surgeon (or am I? my true identity remains a mystery) but I’m pretty sure your nipples aren’t supposed to be rubbing up against your elbows like this. When she's naked her tits must look like the Death Star. [gallery id="153"] read more

WILL FERREL WAS BACK ON SNL

Last nights "Saturday Night Live" election special featured the triumphant return of Will Ferrell as President Bush and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. And by "triumphant", I mean "predictable" and "boring". I guess I'm the only one on earth who thinks Tina Feys Sarah Palin... read more

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