Oprah tried to kill Hugh Jackman

By brendon December 14, 2010 @ 12:32 PM

Hugh Jackman rode a zip line from the top of the Sydney Opera House down to the stage where Oprah Winfrey was filming one of her Australia shows today, but then instead of stopping, he crashed into a lighting rig which broke and sent a small piece of glass into his eye. “Hey you’re payin for that,” Oprah probably thought to herself. “What am I, made out of lighting rigs?”

Sky News says…

Jackman flipped 90 degrees on impact and damaged a spotlight, then hung from the gantry for several seconds before descending to the stage.
‘It’s a little hot up here,’ were Jackman’s first words.
‘I’m not hundred per cent, I’ve hurt my eye.’
Winfrey called for an ice-pack and paramedics rushed to the stage to treat Jackman for his injury as a break was ordered in the filming of the program.

Maybe Jackman had an accident because people aren’t supposed to be zip lining into rooms. I know he’s a big action star, but this had disaster written all over it. And I’m no pansy. In fact I’m a complete badass. I even have a cobra tattoo on the top of my foot, because my kicks are like the sting of the mighty cobra.

Tuesday morning headlines

By brendon December 14, 2010 @ 10:43 AM


CARRIE FISHER – is the ultimate fantasy for millions of nerds, and apparently a few of those dorks got to make their dreams a reality. “I certainly have, along the way, slept with a nerd. But I don’t think I ever got anything out of it except the sex. Nerds will surprise you. They’re way more enthusiastic.” Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar was considered sexy. What the hell was that all about? (the sun)

MICHAEL C. HALL AND JENNIFER CARPENTER – star on Dexter of course as brother and sister, but IRL have been married for the past 2 years. Now they’re getting divorced. That should be comfortable for next season. They should make her still sleep with him to ease the transition. Look honey, do you wanna be an actress or not? (ew)

KATY PERRY – wore this, I don’t know, toy soldier, I guess, outfit to play some radio stations concert in New York City. This chick is a fuckin weirdo.

SPOILER ALERT: Boo-Boo kills Yogi

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 6:06 PM

This may seem like an inappropriate ending for a kids movie, but there was a $5,000 reward, and kids need to learn the value of money.

(source = twitter/wwtdd, wall st. journal)

aww to hell with it

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 5:29 PM


Look, you don’t wanna see Kesha getting her box munched and I dont wanna post it, but this is the internet, and stuff like this is pretty much all it’s good for. So here we are. The pic is under the cut. You ready? Once more unto the breach, dear friends. Once more.

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Katy Perry: camel toe or shadow?

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 3:09 PM


Katy Perry played the KISS 108 Jingle Ball (it’s like “jingle bell” lol!) in Boston this weekend in a skin tight, candy cane lookin, body suit (someone has too much time on their hands), and either showed off her camel toe or stood in a shadow at the wrong instant. Either way her body is terrific. She’s annoying, and I doubt I could take it for much more than a week, but I would definitely wait until I was inside her to break up.

Olivia Wilde at the Tron premiere

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 12:10 PM


Olivia Wilde walked the blue carpet at this weekends premiere of Tron: Legacy in LA, and I don’t care what anyone thinks, personally, I find her to be attractive. It’s a brave stand I’m taking.

Tyler has sexy readers

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 11:18 AM


There was a picture of two guys kissing at the top of the page a minute ago, so this seemed like a good time to mention that there will be another “sexy reader” vote this Friday, including this girl Lara, with, as always, the winner getting $1000 (rules here). So, if you’re a hot girl and you wanted some money for presents, maybe you could take pictures of yourself with your clothes off. It’s a timeless Christmas tale!

Carrie Fisher doesnt care that John Travolta is gay

By brendon December 13, 2010 @ 10:53 AM


I’ve said this before but, I used to work at the Ritz Carlton in Marina del Rey, and John Travolta stayed there a lot and invited me back to his room on several occasions. He’s gay. Oohh, I assure you, he is gay.

Another person who knows this is Carrie Fisher, and in a new interview with the Advocate, she’s even more blunt about it than I just was.

Advocate: In the September 2009 issue of Out, you participated in its monthly Can I Be Blunt? column by sharing 10 things that gay men should know about straight women. One of those things was, “We don’t really care that John Travolta is gay.” I know you and Travolta go way back, so let’s get really blunt here: Does his legal team have any business demanding Gawker remove a recent post suggesting that he’s given blow jobs?
Fisher: Wow! I mean, my feeling about John has always been that we know and we don’t care. Look, I’m sorry that he’s uncomfortable with it, and that’s all I can say. It only draws more attention to it when you make that kind of legal fuss. Just leave it be.

I can only assume gay guys hide it because they’re polite and they think straight guys will be jealous. What a gift it would be to be gay, and not have to deal with women and their endless god damn insanity. Aww they’re all nuts. Also I wouldn’t mind wearing a tank top every now and then in the summer without my friends calling me Princess Dick Lover for 90 minutes.