Talk about your total pile of revisionist excrement. Lindsay Lohan did one last tell-all with Piers Morgan for the Daily Mail to get some cash for smokes at Betty Ford. It includes such unlikely gems as: Lohan claims that... READ MORE

If looking at (and harassing) a 17 year old on instagram is wrong then (I’ll do it more discreetly) I don’t want to be right. Kendall Jenner posted two more selfies on her page, basically practicing for the money shot... READ MORE

Officially, every movie has to be in 3D now. It’s the Hollywood law of sucky films. Even 1920’s bromance tragedies, or comedies, I can’t remember the book that well or much from high school except Don’t Use the Second... READ MORE

Realistically, I’d probably still let her go down on me in a theater. I’m not without my weakness. But, yeah, I don’t feel it anymore when she runs her nails down the back of the guy at the Marie... READ MORE

Piece of shit woman beater Chris Brown announced that he and Rihanna have broken up…again. This time it appears that it has to do with Brown’s fear of commitment. You’d think that once you punch a woman into the... READ MORE

When Megan Fox arrives on set, it’s time for the real acting to begin. This time, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The film sparked an uproar early on among computer science majors when it was suggested this origins movie would... READ MORE

Walking train wreck Amanda Bynes has admitted that she had a nose job. You don’t fucking say? The former teen star, who now looks like a monstrous version of her former self, said that’s why she doesn’t want magazines... READ MORE

I hate to see a good looking woman flipping people off. What could possibly make a wealthy, attractive, award-winning woman like Charlize Theron so angry? I’m guessing it’s her horrible haircut. It looks like the ‘Steve’ at my local... READ MORE

Shawna, she’s the mom of Casper Smart, the backup dancer everybody assumed was gay until Jennifer Lopez started banging him and lending him the keys to her Bentley. She also bought him a Dodge Ram truck just to remind... READ MORE

There’s something to be said for Human Growth Hormone and Viagra and all the other modern science chemicals that keep the Rolling Stones lean and hungry and banging young women fifty years after getting started. All an ordinary man... READ MORE