Clay Aiken got a shock the other day when a stalker tried to break into his North Carolina house. A woman named Barbara Saylor circumvented the security at the Aikendome and jumped the fence. She reached the front door... READ MORE

I bet for some of you whacking it to Keith Partridge’s daughter is somewhat off-putting. Meh, everybody is somebody’s daughter. You can’t hang yourself in Fantasyland. Now, if you’re imagining Keith watching you do his girl in the back... READ MORE

God, Justin Bieber, what a fucking rockstar. I need an adult diaper my coochie’s so wet thinking about all the manly-man things he could do to me with that lil’ eyeliner highlighted peen of his. That short skinny little... READ MORE

Amanda Bynes is pissed that several publications are writing about her disturbing behavior at a recent gymnastics class. So much so that she is continuing her threats of suing everyone over it. It must suck to have fake stories... READ MORE

Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher passed away yesterday at the age of 87 after suffering a stroke in her hotel room, and singer Morrissey couldn’t wait to let the world know how much he hated this specific dead... READ MORE

Let’s be honest. Strippers and NFL interior linemen don’t age gracefully. But Shauna Sand is still hanging in there. Yeah the tits and parts north and south are fake, but this is Hollywood, it’s about fake good or fake... READ MORE

Florida, also known as America’s dick Uncle who owes everybody money, is considering whether or not to make “revenge porn” illegal. This is the subgenre of spank flicks in which ex-boyfriends or girlfriends post old sex tapes with each... READ MORE

Over the weekend, Lollapalooza took place in Chile, as Pearl Jam, The Black Keys, Deadmau5, Queens of the Stone Age and dozens of other bands played for legions of screaming fans, and I assume that a lot of them... READ MORE

Jennifer Nicole Lee got famous by becoming a big cow after having her kids, then turning her life over to hardcore fitness, dropping 70 pounds, getting new knockers, and writing a bunch of books about how all fat women... READ MORE

Julianne Hough looks good after her breakup with Ryan Seacrest. And before you get to thinking this is just another cheap ploy to pile on with ‘Ryan Seacrest is so gay’ slams, let me state unequivocally, Ryan Seacrest is... READ MORE