If you’ve ever been unemployed for an extended period of time, or in a non-lethal motorcycle accident, then you’ve seen lots of Deal or No Deal on television. And you’ve seen Claudia Jordan. The hot thick model from the... READ MORE

Roger Ebert Dead at 70 Yeah, he was kind of an assy self-assured mofo, but for a fat guy, you’ve got to almost admire that. Talented fat men have a long and illustrious history in our nation’s talent pool, including sports... READ MORE

Miley has a new song, a collaboration with the tattered remains of what use to be Snoop Dogs street cred called Ashtrays and Heartbreaks. It actually seems to be getting good reviews. Which means I must be missing something... READ MORE

NBC officially announced today that Jay Leno is retiring in 2014 and The Tonight Show will pass to Late Night host Jimmy Fallon. Sound familiar? A younger, smarter, funnier host attempts to replace Leno as host of the Tonight... READ MORE

Girls don’t spend eleven hundred hours to find the perfect bikini not to know it’s too small for their stacked bodies. Especially a professional model like Amy Markham who knows she’s likely being photographed. Not that there’s anything wrong... READ MORE

Mark Cuban says he’d be open to the Dallas Mavericks drafting 6’8″ Brittney Griner out of Baylor. Mark Cuban is mostly just an ass. Even though Brittney Griner has been dunking since high school and has dominated the world... READ MORE

I was in college and I just broke up with my high school sweetheart of, like, seven years, so I hadn’t been with anyone except him. So, I met this boy in college and we saw each other a... READ MORE

In a further sign that New York City ain’t what it used to be, you can now buy Biggie Smalls’ childhood home…for $725,000. Yup. Remember all those songs about him growing up in the hood and selling crack and... READ MORE

I don’t know much about women. But I do know women’s issues. I know women have a hard time being taken seriously in the workplace. Lots of times they blame that on men for seeing women as objects. But... READ MORE

I remember a day not so long ago when people would say, ‘Sure, Kim Kardashian is a soul-less conniving Succubus who needs to be stricken form this planet like polio or that French Stewart guy, BUT, she’s still hot... READ MORE