Lead guitarist Richie Sambora will not be joining Bon Jovi on their upcoming Because We Can Tour because uh, well, I guess he can’t. The band released the following vague statement on their website yesterday: “Due to personal issues,... READ MORE

Last year, while he was filming his new sci-fi movie Oblivion, Tom Cruise was in the middle of his divorce from Katie Holmes. But he needed people to remember that no matter what happened with this, his third divorce,... READ MORE

For once in its boring existence, PBS is doing something pretty cool, as the network created an online series called “Blank on Blank” that takes raw celebrity interviews and gives them new life with animated YouTube videos. The interviews... READ MORE

Rapper and aspiring water mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs was the latest victim of the pranking trend known as “swatting”, which is the act of reporting a serious crime at a celebrity’s home, and sitting back and watching the police... READ MORE

(The Foreigner music really completes the scene) Would you let teen lesbian Justin Bieber give you a tattoo? Would you let a dude with leprosy give you a prostate exam? Meh, there are just some things that sound so... READ MORE

Wow, I feel like such a shitheel. Okay, yeah, son Henry did make it back to shore on his own okay during the harrowing Klum family Hawaiian vacation nightmare, but the nannies were in danger! Specifically one chunky nanny... READ MORE

Should airlines charge fatty fatty boom batties more to fly? That’s what Samoan airlines is proposing. It’s a fact of physics that the more weight a plane carries the more fuel it uses. It’s why airlines started charging for... READ MORE

I don’t like wishing grown up people a happy birthday. It strikes me as kind of lame past school-age to be making a big deal over birthdays. I might be overly sensitive because of the current Facebook culture that... READ MORE

Tubby governor Chris Christie has passed a law to prevent his constituents from forcing their children to go to tanning salons. You’ll recall last year a woman named Patricia Krentcil, who is the color of a prune you’d never... READ MORE

During her pre-rehab party down in Brazil (and why not South America when you’re battling drug and alcohol addiction) Lindsay Lohan was photographed on a beach in a boring floppy blue bikini with her thighs riddled with some nasty... READ MORE