February 16, 2013 |
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It’s an undisputed fact that short girls are better than tall girls and girls with big tits are better than everything, but Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Genevieve Morton is just as hot as Kate Upton, has even bigger tits,...
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February 16, 2013 |
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All the health and diet experts say you’re supposed to establish fitness goals, but I guess that doesn’t include famous people because Amanda Bynes told Us magazine that her goal weight was 100 pounds and now everyone is freaking...
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February 16, 2013 |
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If there was any doubt that Mariah Carey was gonna be on her twitter all last night to document that her Valentines Day was more fantastic than yours, than I guess you’ve never heard of Mariah Carey because of...
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February 16, 2013 |
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Every few months, some fat person will write an article about a famous person who is too skinny now, because fat people are real jealous and petty. It’s usually Angelina Jolie but this time it’s Faith Hill based on...
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February 16, 2013 |
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Rihanna is a 24-year-old from Barbados, who sings dance and pop music with a lot of hip-hop and who dates abusive dickhead Chris Brown, so it will probably shock you to learn that, according to her twitter, she smokes...
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February 15, 2013 |
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Anxious to prove she hasn’t learned a single thing about how her palpable desperation scares away every guy she ever dates, Jennifer Love Hewitt has asked her boyfriend and “Client List” co-star, Brian Hallisay, to move in with her....
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February 15, 2013 |
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Here’s everything you need to know about what a mean desperate fame whore Kate Gosselin is: she and Kendra Wilkinson are going on a show called ‘Celebrity Wife Swap’. That title promises three things, and Kate can’t deliver on...
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February 15, 2013 |
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I can’t tell what anyone is saying because this is either from Canada or Minnesota, but morning news anchor Lisa Dutton was telling some story about something, based on her accent I assume it involved some combination of mooses...
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February 15, 2013 |
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Yesterday, Lady Gaga cancelled her next 4 concert dates because of a hip injury that kept her from walking. Not “hip” as in the way the young people of today use the word, but her actual hip bone. Now...
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February 15, 2013 |
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I’ve been on enough first dates to recognize when a girl is bored and disinterested, which is exactly how Mila Kunis looked last night at the Hollywood premiere of ‘Oz: The Great and Powerful’. It’s not as if I...
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