Ivy League Frat Throws "Bloods And Crips" Party

A bunch of privileged frat assholes threw a huge "Bloods and Crips" party at Dartmouth last weekend. The Alpha Delta chapter, and their date rape sorority sisters at Delta Delta Delta, thought it would be hilarious to dress up like the vicious street gangs to drink beer... read more

Teresa Giudice Pleads Not Guilty, Signs Some Cookbooks

Teresa Giudice made the classic courthouse to book signing turnaround, in front of a judge saying 'not guilty' then hustling her ass off to sign copies of her new cookbook, How to Grill Like a Lockdown Bull Dyke, or something like that. But that's the thing about people... read more

Darren Young The First (Openly) Gay Wrestler In The WWE

Darren Young, one of WWE's superstar wrasslers, has announced to the world that he is a gay man. The confession came after TMZ asked him if he thought a gay wrassler could make it in the WWE. This is, after all, a hyper masculine sport mostly followed by the unwashed... read more

Simon Cowell Was Also Banging Carmen Electra?

The Silvermans have settled their divorce terms. I know you were concered. Apparently Andrew Silverman was able to get out of some of the $4 million in prenup money he promised to his graceful wife with the If You Happen to Fuck Simon Cowell Behind My Back clause in the... read more

Paris Hilton Sprayed With Foam

When Paris was just a girl back in rich girl high school snorting coke and getting laid and issuing racist diatribes, I bet she never could have imagined she'd grow up to being a highly paid VIP guest DJ at crazy Spanish nightclubs. Or, that's all she imagined. Not... read more

Kelly Brook Shows Of Her Cleavage In A Short Dress

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Amber Heard Is Proud To Be Bisexual

I like people who are proud of their sexuality. Gay, straight, bi, they like to violate blue belly lizards, I don't give a crap. I admire the heck out of them. I've never been proud of my sexuality. Like most dudes, I only crow every third new moon when I 'git some'.... read more

It's The Final Trailer For Cory Monteith's New Movie (VIDEO)

We probably wouldn't even be talking about this new and final trailer for McCanick if Cory Monteith wasn't in the film and didn't die from his drug use recently, but here we are yapping about it and speculating about whether or not this would have been his big breakout... read more

This Is Probably The Best Powerball Winner Ever (VIDEO)

A group of 16 co-workers in New Jersey purchased one of the winning tickets of the recent $448 million Powerball jackpot, and they're living proof of why you should probably reconsider telling your stupid co-workers to fuck off every time they want to chip in for lottery... read more

Miley Cyrus Got All Sexy For Terry Richardson

Terry Richardson is the favorite fashion photographer of many celebrities, from Kate Upton to Cara Delevingne, and he's pretty great at getting them to stand around, make funny faces and put on his nerd glasses while their clothes slowly vanish. His latest work was... read more

The Harriet Tubman Sex Tape Was a Huge Success (VIDEO)

Update: Yeah, I guess Russell Simmons didn't like this turd sticking around so much in the public eye so his lawyer contacted our lawyer, and, you know... the video is gone. But not possibly forgotten. I like Russell Simmons mostly because the big papers always refer to... read more

Paparazzi Made Kendall and Kylie Jenner Illiterate

Kendall Jenner is the latest young famous person to come out with the bold stance of hating the paparazzi. According to Kendall logic, she and her sister Kylie were forced to drop out of school because of all the photographers that would hound them both as they tried to... read more