Katy Perry and Rihanna were in Vegas this weekend for Katys bachelorette party, including some time in the pool at the Hard Rock. Though to be honest these pictures suck. No one has any of Katy walking to and from the pool. Just her sitting there, with her big jugs blocked by some dork. How can there not be any pictures of her walking? Did she tunnel her way to the pool? What about when she left? Is she still there? This is complete bullshit.
As previously implied by the headline, Lindsay Lohan’s probation was revoked today and a bench warrant was issued for her arrest after she failed at least one drug test last week. Us magazine says the warrant will be held until 8:30 a.m. Friday, when she is due to appear in court.
The real question now is, how fukced is she? Because on top of the one drug test for coke, TMZ says…
Lindsay failed two drug tests — One for cocaine, and now we know the second was for amphetamines.
We do not know which test came first — the cocaine or the amphetamine. But we’re told both tests were taken close together.
What it doesn’t say is what kind of amphetamines. Is it Adderall, which she has a prescription for, or is she on meth now too? “Amphetamines” is one of those buzz words people like to throw around to scare everyone. Sort of like how, I think being Diora Bairds secret admirer is kind of sweet, but it makes a “sexual predator” if you let her smart ass lawyer tell the story.
It was very shocking when Lindsay Lohan admitted to failing a drug test late Friday afternoon, reportedly for cocaine, just three weeks after leaving rehab. Almost as shocking as when she did coke 20 days after leaving a rehab in 2007.
But shocking gets shockinger because this time her friends are saying she’s really changed, and the way she took responsibility for her actions in her twitter confession proves it.
Not only that, but Lindsay has been to AA meetings for the past three days while she waits to see if she’ll be called into court for violating her probation.
As long as you ignore when she entered Cirque Lodge in Utah while awaiting charges on her second DUI, or how she entered Pickford Lofts right before her sentencing in July, you have to admit that’s a big step in the right direction. TMZ says…
Lindsay’s close pals say she is “beating herself up over this” — this being two failed drug tests, including one for cocaine. We’re told Lindsay “feels like she just ruined all these really great opportunities that were coming her way.”
Lindsay’s Twitter apology — where she said, among other things, ” I’m prepared to face the consequences” — “shocked” one friend who couldn’t believe Lindsay actually accepted responsibility and didn’t make excuses.
It’s just as likely that she wanted to confess to one failed test in hopes the cops don’t look any further and find more. She gets 30 days for each violation, maybe this will stop the investigation before it really starts. Or maybe I’m just jaded. It’s like that old saying, “fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, and you can go fuck yourself. What is your deal, man.”
Vanessa Hudgens went to the premiere for ‘Legend of The Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole’ (if this is a real movie I will eat my fukcin hat because I have never heard of this thing) last night at the Chinese on Sunset, and as always she dressed completely awesome.
It’s not that she dresses slutty, but everything she wears could be taken off in like 2 seconds. You could walk in the house, turn around to close the door, turn back around and she’d be completely naked. She’d just stand there with that sexy little smirk of hers, not saying a word. My penis however would be saying, “ohmygodohmygodohmygod…”.
When Paris Hilton was arrested with possession of cocaine in Las Vegas on August 27th, she faced up to a year in jail if convicted. And since she absolutely did it, going to court was not the greatest idea. So today she plead guilty in a deal that avoids all jail time.
Clark County District Attorney David Roger says Hilton has agreed to plead guilty Monday to drug possession and obstructing an officer…
Hilton will serve a year of unsupervised probation and complete a drug abuse program under the plea agreement.
People complain because drugs are illegal in this country, but from what I can tell they’re not. These Hollywood people get arrested all the time but no one ever goes to jail.
You know how sometimes you’ll see a list of weird old laws that are still on the books, like it’s illegal to get a horse drunk, or you can kill the Irish on Mondays or some shit like that? In Hollywood the drug laws are like that, except these have uglier mugshots.
Lindsay Lohan went on her twitter page late Friday night, around 10pm in LA, and admitted that she failed a drug test. Oh and also, Happy Birthday to the best mom ever!! Signed, Your Daughter Who Is On Her Way Back To Jail.
Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.
“I’ve even written ‘fuck u’ on my nails already…”
Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps.
She lied her way out of UCLA rehab on August 24th. On August 25th she was in a bar until 1am. USC fans must be laughing their ass off.
I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.
Are we still talking about Lindsay? Did I copy the wrong twitter?
This was certainly a setback for me…
Yes, you were on top of the world, weren’t you. Lindsay Lohan: the toast of Broadway!
but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences.
“Just kidding, LOL! The Sheriff in LA is a complete pussy who kisses Hollywoods ass, and I stay in what is basically a studio apartment.”
I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard,
That sentence began with a big group of people, and in 12 words she filtered it all the way down to Zero.
but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else.
Wait what? Hey fuck you rummy, don’t lump me in to this. I’m not the drug addict here, you are.
I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!
For what!!!!! No one likes you!!!!!
Late this afternoon it was reported by multiple sources that Lindsay Lohan tested positive for cocaine during a drug test as part of her probation, but Lohan tells Us magazine that those reports are a lie, and everyone is crazy. And yes, that is the exact same thing she says every single time she gets caught doing something.
Lohan told Us.com Friday: “I’m fine. They’re all nuts.”
Indeed, no authorities could confirm the report.
(The L.A. County Sheriff’s Dept. says they) “haven’t been officially notified by anyone” about a failed test.
The L.A. Superior court said, “nothing has been filed or anything entered into the court calendar.”
In the spirit of giving her the benefit of the doubt, the LA Times has 3 sources telling them that her test is being investigated, but nothing is official.
(Sources) said that law enforcement is trying to determine whether Lohan failed a court-ordered drug test.
They stressed the investigation is ongoing and said no official determination has been made that she did take illicit drugs.
Now that we’ve given her the benefit of the doubt, lock that bitch up because she did it. The New York Daily News, People, E! and TMZ have all confirmed that she failed a test. Actually, TMZ is now saying she failed 2.
Sources connected with the case tell us Lindsay failed another test as well — we’re told it was not for cocaine, but they would not be more specific.
…the tests were both conducted within a short span of each other.
She’s supposed to get 30 days in jail for each count of violating her probation. LA County’s pussy sheriff will of course do all he can to let her out as fast as possible, but the judge can strike any possibility of early release (which they did with Paris Hilton) if he choses.
So, um, is no one gonna pick her up? If it’s positive, is no one gonna pick her up? Because she has a Porsche now. And it can go like 800 miles per hour. And she’s drunk and high. Again. Remember when she had all those DUI’s? And accidents. It, it just seems dangerous to, you know, just to let her go all apeshit, and race around drunk and high, which we know with 100 percent certainty she will do if no one stops her.
No? Okay, well, um, good luck everyone in LA. Hope Lindsay doesn’t run you over this weekend. We’re all pullin for you.
Lindsay Lohan left rehab on August 24th, and on August 25th she was in a bar until 1am. 5 days after that she was pulled over by a cop for running a stop sign (on the way to the same bar as before), 4 days after that she hit a baby stroller with her car, and this weekend she was in New York (also a direct violation of her probation) at a bar inside the Standard hotel.
Oh gosh so where could this be leading…
Lindsay Lohan has flunked a drug test, the New York Daily News has learned.
The troubled starlet, released early from rehab last month, failed the court-mandated test sometime last week, a source said Friday night.
The terms of her probation call for her to get 30 days in jail on each of three counts. Prosecutors declined to comment.
I know I should hope she gets better, but she’s just so god damned entertaining this way. She’s like watching that Iraqi jumping jack video. Don’t do things the right way, flail around like an asshole and make me laugh.
UPDATE – TMZ is also reporting that she failed a test, and says the Los Angeles district attorney “has not been officially notified of the test results and no court date has been set yet.”
HOLY SHIT UPDATE: god damn, I assumed it was gonna be alcohol or weed. TMZ now says she tested positive for cocaine. This chick is a real go-getter. And Radar is saying she will be back in court next week for her probation violation hearing.