America, Fuck Yeah

The first news article I read this Veterans Day morning declared Hillary Clinton the heavy favorite to be the next President of the United States. I don't find joy in partisan politics. It's like fighting with your girlfriend. There's no actual measure of victory and no... read more

138 Water Now Has a Body Snatcher Bus

The completely fictitious bottled water company 138 Water upped the ante on their cult like deception by hiring skanky girls to ride around L.A. over the weekend in a signature party bus. The nightlife loving crazies who chose to climb up into the semi-truck were treated... read more

The Kardashians Are Good People

You can't spell community without the word Kardashian. That plucky group of selfless caregivers packed up a whole bunch of their crap they couldn't sell via their fake eBay charity and took it to Woodland Hills for a yard sale for the E! TV cameras. Customers largely... read more

Joanna Krupa in a Bikini

Joanna Krupa and her shady husband built a front yard swimming pool to allow photographers simple street access to shooting the Polish former escort (oh, fuck, I mean, alleged former escort, naturally, you weren't there when money changed hands, if it did, allegedly)... read more

The Lady Gaga Vagina Ball Statue Is Already Done

Apparently, if you don't have to chisel the Daedalus maze of her labia, you can whip out a Lady Gaga thirty foot tall statue in like four hours. It seems like just yesterday Jeff Koons was snapping shots of the mole like creature with a giant blue ball birthing out of... read more

Lindsay Lohan Is Stepping Up Her Selfie Game

Lindsay Lohan has seemingly been behaving herself ever since her latest stint in rehab, so naturally nobody has given a crap about what she's doing. That might be why she posted this selfie to her Instagram account last night, showing off her panties and almost letting... read more

Miley Cyrus Also Smoked A Joint At The MTV Europe Music Awards (VIDEO)

After her performance at the MTV Video Music Awards, Miley Cyrus claimed that she made history because she wore a very revealing outfit while grinding on Robin Thicke's crotch. So how did she follow that up at the MTV Europe Music Awards last night, aside from wearing a... read more

Miley Cyrus 'Honored' Biggie And Tupac

Despite the fact that she was barely five years old by the time that Christopher Wallace was gunned down in Los Angeles in 1997, Miley Cyrus wore a dress featuring both Notorious BIG and Tupac Shakur to the MTV Europe Music Awards in Amsterdam last night. The legendary... read more

Karina Jelinek Has Playful Bikini Friends

Two South American model chicks in bikinis with oversized reflective sunglasses and a jet-ski on Miami Beach. It's the beginning of every drug running sex fantasy I've ever had. They've even got their asses perched in the air to reduce drag in case they need to outrun la... read more

Tom Cruise Sues the Shit Out of a Magazine

Some ladies gossip magazine wrote that Tom Cruise 'abandoned' his daughter Suri after Katie Holmes renounced Tom and Xenu in one fell swoop. So, Tom Cruise sued them for $50 million for defamation and libel and slander and everything else that means 'you hurt my... read more

Yoga Pants Tycoon Blasted for Stating the Obvious

If you had to choose between pissing off Neo-Nazi biker gangs or groups of big beautiful women, go for the Aryan rips, at least they'll kill you quickly. The dude who owns the Lululemon yoga pants empire, Chip Wilson, kind of let slip on national TV that the reason some... read more