Queen Elizabeth Gets A Raise

Queen Elizabeth, the richest old working broad on Earth, is getting a pay raise. Her "salary" was 36.1 million a year but is now going to be 37.9 million, (that's like $57 million in real money). The Queen basically gets a shitload of tax money every year for queening,... read more

Montana Fishburne In A Bikini

Montana Fishburne struck some sexy poses on the beach. Her big tits were barely contained in her bikini as she tried to make potential suitors forget that they're destined to look down at her during sex and feel like they're banging Morpheus. Photo Credit: FameFlynet... read more

Laurie Holden Not Wearing A Bra

In a more perfect world, when women show up to award shows with big boobs and no bras, they will actually be given awards for showing up with big boobs and no bras. I'm not sure what the Saturn Awards are, but they can't be anything close as important as that. C'mon,... read more

The Howe Twins Get Topless On Radio

The Howe Twins from England continue their unbridled attempt to fuck themselves famous in Hollywood. Their latest maneuver involved taking their tops off for Playboy Radio. I'm not sure these grading-curvebusters understand the medium all that well. Or maybe somebody... read more

James Woods Shows Off His New 20 Year Old Girlfriend

James Woods dumped his last girlfriend when she turned 27, to replace her with this 20 year old recentlydrug busted gal from Georgia, Kristen Baugness. Many people will say it's gross that James Woods is banging girls young enough to be his granddaughter, I'm saving that... read more

Happy Endings Now Legal In China

The Chinese government has decided that happy endings at massage parlors aren't prostitution and are therefor legal. I was surprised it was against the law as the happy ending is one of China's most beloved cultural exports. The court said that jerking someone off is not... read more

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Hilary Duff In Short Shorts Out In Hollywood

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Audrina Partridge And Terrell Owens Were At The Miss Hooters Pageant

Proud fathers from around the world gathered in Las Vegas last night for the 2013 Miss Hooters International Pageant, at which one lucky girl was crowned the most Hooterific Hooters of all the Hooters in this Hooter-loving world. In the end, Kentucky's Marissa Raisor was... read more

Miley Cyrus Embarrassed by Her 'Old' Hits

Like most transcendent musical talents, Miley Cyrus sees her craft as an evolving art form. That shit she made a few years ago is nothing like the shit she's making now. It's downright embarrassing really. "Right now, when people go to iTunes and listen to my old music,... read more

Alec Baldwin Is Pretty Pissed At The Daily Mail

Alec Baldwin already quit Twitter once before because he was pissed off about something, so it shouldn't be a surprise that he quit Twitter again in another hilariously pissy rage. Except this time, it was his "Alec Baldwin Foundation" profile that was deleted, because... read more

Kate Upton In Vogue Brasil

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Justin Bieber's Fans Are Idiots (VIDEO)

Jimmy Kimmel sent a fake reporter out in Los Angeles the other night before Justin Bieber's show at the Staples Center to ask his fans some made-up questions for his "Lie Witness News" segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live. Among the things that he asked were whether or not they... read more

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