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Kim Kardashian looks different

I only bought these because she was in see thru tights and Splashes headline said, "Kim Kardashian shows some big lips while leaving her house". I feel like they should have been more specific. But apparently they're implying that she recently had some kind of injection or treatment or whatever on her face. And while it's true she looks a little alien-y right now, I can think of worse things than Kim Kardashian with...read more

"Hey. Hey Victoria Silvstedt... little help?"

Victoria Silvstedt was in St Barts yesterday, enjoying the water in a bikini, I think while an old lady lay in the sand dying behind her. So Victoria did the polite thing and moved down the beach a little. She deserves a little dignity in her final moments. RIP old fat lady with the dyke haircut. We're gonna miss ya.read more

Lindsay wants to build a fence so Sam cant spy on her

When Lindsay Lohan moved from West Hollywood to Venice Beach, about a 30 minute drive in traffic, she was shocked and disappointed to learn that her ex girlfriend Sam Ronson had preemptively stalked her by moving right next door first. Ahhh, but Lindsay has once again proven she's as clever as they come. Lindsay Lohan wants to build a fence so new neighbor and ex-lover Sam Ronson can't "spy or see" what's going on...read more

Jennifer Aniston is a drunk

A lot of people are making fun of Jennifer Aniston today because she was drunk at the Peoples Choice Awards last night and could barely slur enough words together to give Adam Sandler his award. Actually she didn't slur enough words together because she forgot one of the two awards, but reading words out loud is incredibly hard. They should have someone else do that. Maybe that homeless guy. They were expecting...read more

Jessica Szhor is naked for Sobe

About this time last year, Sobe tricked Ashley Greene into getting naked in front of them so they could take pictures of it. And it was fantastic. Yet for some reason, instead of re-creating that, this year Sobe hired Jessica Szhor of... I don't know. Vampire Diaries? Gossip Girl? Pretty Little Liars? It's one of those, I assume. So now she's naked and it's not as good. I feel like she should apologize for not being...read more

Jenny McCarthy is not actually a doctor

Jenny McCarthy, Miss October 1993, who has now murdered 622 children, has spent the last few years insisting that vaccines gave her kid autism, despite the fact that it's not true and her kid probably never had autism to begin with. Her only real medical evidence came from a man named Andrew Wakefield, who, unlike Jenny, is a real doctor. That's the good news. The bad news is his data is as real as her hair color and...read more

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Eliza Doolittle is... um... someone in a bikini

I'm guessing most people have no idea who Eliza Doolittle is, but she's a 22 year old singer from London and more to the point she's in Barbados in a bikini. Even morer to the point, the first week of January is always excruciatingly slow, and stuff like this passes off as news. But at least you got to learn who Eliza Doolittle is. And that's what this website is all about. Infotainment. (source = splash news online)...read more

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are not dating

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock have been friends for over a decade and are both now famously single, but even though they've been doing things lately that people do when they're dating, they're apparently not dating. despite speculation that a romance is brewing in the wake of their New Year's Eve celebration, sources close to both stars tell PEOPLE that the stars' relationship is strictly platonic. Any notion of a...read more

Lindsay Lohan was drunk at Betty Ford

The bad news for Lindsay Lohan is that she apparently committed several different violations of her probation during her stay at the Betty Ford center. The good news is that it never seems to mater how many laws she breaks, so just throw these on the pile I guess. Palm Desert Police Department officials believe Lindsay Lohan was under the influence of drugs or alcohol while at Betty Ford. As TMZ first reported, the PD...read more

Wednesday headlines

JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND TAYLOR SWIFT - broke up, and now that vindictive psychopath will no doubt try to embarrass him in one of her songs. "And people wonder why I'm gay," Jake will no doubt say to himself. (us.com) LINDSAY LOHAN - says she's not stalking her ex Sam Ronson, and it's just a coincidence that she moved across town to a house 30 feet from where Sam lives. And that seems reasonable. In a city of 15 million...read more

Snooki likes waking up in garbage cans

Snooki and Oscar the Grouch are both dirty, ugly and let strange men fist them, but the similarities don't end there, because she told Ellen Degeneres that there are still days when she wakes up in a garbage can. She calls those "good days". Ellen asked, "Now, when you say if you didn't black out it's a good night for you, are you serious?" Dead serious, she said. "Yes, because I want to remember my night and...read more

Jessica Simpson is a fashion designer

It would be remiss of me to not post the pictures of Jessica Simpsons sexy outfit that she wore in Aspen this week. I wonder what was caused more dicks to shrivel up; the bitter cold or the way her fat shapeless legs filled those tights.read more

Lindsay Lohan has already violated her probation

It would be easy to say that Lindsay Lohan had been out of rehab for less than 24 hours before violating her probation, but to be fair, that's not true, because she was still in rehab when she violated her probation, at least according to the Palm Desert Police Department. Police now assert the actress did, in fact, commit battery against a Betty Ford employee in a Dec. 12 scuffle – and plan to hand the case over to...read more

Lindsay Lohan is stalking Sam Ronson

Earlier it might have sounded like I was blaming Sam Ronson for Lindsay Lohans problems. Far from it. Sam isn't the one who's a dysfunctional drug addict. In fact she's respected and successful. The point was that Lindsay Lohan hasn't changed in any way since being arrested or sent to rehab, and is still the same unstable lunatic she's always been. For example, the old Lindsay would follow Sam around from club to...read more

Tuesday morning headlines

GWYNETH PALTROW - suffered from postpartum depression after giving birth to her son Moses in 2006. "I just thought it meant I was a terrible mother and a terrible person." And fat, Gwyneth, let's not forget about fat. (people) SANDRA BULLOCK AND RYAN REYNOLDS - spent New Years Eve together in Austin. And then he gave it to her in the ass. Maybe. I'm not gonna lie, I didn't read the whole thing. (people) BEN AFFLECK -...read more