A Woman Got Herpes From Rihanna’s Lipstick

By Travis May 31, 2013 @ 9:00 AM

A 28-year old woman from Harlem is reportedly suing MAC Cosmetics because she claims that she contracted herpes from using a sample tube of RiRi Woo lipstick at Rihanna’s show at the Barclays Center in New York City earlier this month. Because Rihanna endorses the lipstick, promotional booths were set up for her fans at the shows, and Starkeema Greenridge claims that the rep working the booth that she visited knowingly gave her a tube of lipstick that had already been used and that’s how she got herpes.

Greenridge is suing MAC for an unspecified amount for “mental anguish and emotional distress”, according to the New York Daily News, as she claims she couldn’t work for two weeks because of the oral disease. And she’ll probably win her lawsuit and then blow all of the money on something stupid, because she’s the kind of person who buys lipstick from a booth at a concert.

(Photo Credit: Getty)

Amanda Bynes Is Not In Buffalo and She’s Not on a Trampoline (VIDEO)

By Lex May 30, 2013 @ 7:25 PM

Oh, the shit you do when you’re not on drugs. Like find yourself in Buffalo on a trampoline jumping for an hour. Amanda Bynes denies that she’s the wigged girl in the TMZ photos showing her at the Sky Zone bouncy fun place in Buffalo. But, then, yeah, she does appear to be rather randomly in Buffalo (video above). Probably just a coincidence. The kind that happen when you’re really fucking cuckoo.

Little Hannah Robertson Annoys the Shit Out of McDonald’s

By Lex May 30, 2013 @ 6:32 PM

There’s a big story about how this little eight year old Hannah Robertson confronted the CEO of McDonald’s at the annual shareholder convention. Hannah lectured Mickey D’s about misleading kids into eating junk that’s making them fat and chalky and diabetic. Yay, brave little food warrior. Or maybe not. Because Hannah’s mom is some anti-corporate, healthy food activist and she has Hannah working the same shtick on their YouTube show where Hannah goes cute as a button to get you to eat kale instead of burgers. And eight-year olds don’t just drive to Illinois to protest McDonald’s or produce their own web shows which they just happen to promote while lecturing CEOs. And what did they actually expose? That McDonald’s sells unhealthy crappy food made of glass and beaks? Big whoop. Who doesn’t know that? Hannah, get your ass back in the Rainbow kitchen and make me a vegetable smoothie that tastes anywhere close as good as a Big Mac. Then you’ll have made an actual contribution to society and maybe mommy won’t have to threaten to feed your hair into the juicer when you step on your lines.

Gisele Bundchen Lost the Babyweight

By Lex May 30, 2013 @ 3:56 PM

Gisele Bundchen In June Issue Of Vogue Brasil
Gisele Bundchen is genetically gifted I guess. I don’t know how many babies she’s had with Touchdown Tom now, but she looks better than your average mall mom trucking around her brood. She also looks like she may be made of bronze or some kind of anodized metal, like she could join with four other Brazilian models and form a Megazord with five very expensive vaginas.

Photo Credit: Vogue Brasil

Kelly Osbourne On The Cover Of July Cosmo

By Lex May 30, 2013 @ 2:54 PM

Kelly Osbourne On The Cover Of July Cosmopolitan
Kelly Osbourne is really fucking happy. You’d be happy too if you just found out you lost 18% of your body fat thanks to Photoshop. They also made her look slightly less like an unsuccessful Berlin prostitute from the 1980′s. Then they painted on the real smiles.

Photo Credit: Cosmopolitan

Anais Zanotti And Tahiti Cora In Bikinis

By Lex May 30, 2013 @ 2:19 PM

Anais Zanotti And Tahiti Cora In Bikinis Poolside In Miami
I don’t really know who these Miami models are. But their fake names sound really fucking exotic and Anais was once in Playboy Romania. Cracking the titty mags in the former Eastern Bloc — that’s when your absentee father steps out of the woodworks to claim you as his special little girl.

Photo Credit: Splash

Maybe Amanda Bynes Isn’t Lying About The Drugs…

By Jack May 30, 2013 @ 12:39 PM

Remember earlier this week when Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of a window and smoking the dank? Remember also how she kept denying she was using drugs? Yeah…about that…it could be true. Some police sources have leaked that they have no hard evidence against her. No drugs were found in her apartment and the bong might not even have been a bong. If this is true it would be a vindication of sorts for America’s sweetheart. She’s claimed all along that she wasn’t doing drugs and that she is a good girl with a bad rep. Perhaps she is as clean and sober as she says. If she really acts the way she does without the help of any narcotics, like throwing a plain old vase out of her hi-rise window, then she is even crazier than we thought. She’s crazy homeless guy on the subway that thinks his penis is a werewolf crazy, no drugs needed. This could be even worse. Or, better, if measuring pure human spectacle value.

Kim Kardashian Nearly Shows Off Her Baby’s Head

By Lex May 30, 2013 @ 12:12 PM

The more you can see Kim’s vagina, the more she smiles and waves. It’s just an automatic response programmed into her at the Japanese factory. Stick a finger in that thing and her voice box lets out a synthesized squeak. If you insert cash into her cleavage slot, the squeaks get louder. Pretty sophisticated animatronics.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI