there’s “compelling evidence” to charge Lindsay with assault

By brendon May 04, 2012 @ 1:30 PM

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“There is enough compelling evidence to charge Lindsay with assault as investigators have three very solid and credible witnesses, including the alleged victim,” a source close to the situation tells Radar.
Lindsay remains on informal probation for her necklace theft case, and if she is charged, it’s extremely likely that she will be sent back to jail.”

Okay so the Lindsay Lohan form letter, where I can just fill in the details for whenever she gets fired or arrested from now on, needs a little work but I think once I get it figured out it will save me a lot of time.

(image source of lindsay in new york on tuesday = fame/flynet, splash)

I Heart Lily Allen, part 30

By brendon May 04, 2012 @ 12:23 PM

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Some people will no doubt get all sanctimonious today and criticize Lily Allen for going to The Box in London last night and then stumbling out at 4am, presumably drunk, but here’s an interesting counterpoint; fuck those people. Lily Allen is awesome. I love Lily Allen. I love ‘the Fear‘, I love that she would do a cover of something as goofy as ‘Womanizer‘, I love that she runs around topless, I love that she does anal, I love that she’s been calling Madonna irrelevant for at least 6 years, and I love that she was one of the only ones to tell Perez Hilton to fuck off back when most famous people were scared of that Frankenstein-headed jackass.

And who knows, maybe she didn’t get drunk. Maybe she was drugged. Maybe someone shot her with one of those darts like in movies. Were you at the Box last at 4am? Well then you don’t really know what happened, now do you!

(image source = fame/flynet)

Kate Upton had out takes

By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 5:25 PM

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These are just out-takes of Kate Uptons photo shoot from Monday, and they’re not really relevant to anything, but it was this or a picture of Samantha Ronson at the top of the page. And she’s, um… let’s be civil about it and just say “visually disturbing”.

Lindsay and Samantha Ronson are back together

By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 5:08 PM

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One of the keys to drug rehab is to break free of the old habits and friends you had while you were using, but only if you’re some kind of fag who can’t maintain. Lindsay Lohan knows better, so she spent last night at a bar in New York with her ex Samantha Ronson. X17 says:

“Lindsay and Sam were whispering and laughing and they left the club holding hands. They didn’t care who saw them, and they definitely seem to be back on. It was just like the old days — they couldn’t get enough of each other!”

The “experts” will probably say this is a bad idea, but Lindsay has a pretty good head on her shoulders so I’m sure it will be fine. “The only thing those nerds are ‘experts’ at is cock-blockin,” says Lindsay.

‘Expendables 2′ finally has a trailer

By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 4:01 PM

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible.

Candice Swanepoel is back at work

By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 2:36 PM

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Candice Swanepoel spent another day shooting for Victorias Secret on the beach in St.Barts, and I know the elephant in the room right now is all the rumors this week about me banging her, but to dignify such tawdry gossip with a response is hardly the mark of a gentleman, so I refuse to even address it.

(image source = fame/flynet)

PopChips has pulled thier “racist” Ashton Kutcher ad

By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 12:42 PM

The CEO and founder of PopChips posted a message last night apologizing to people who thought their ad with Ashton Kutcher playing an “Indian” character named Raj was racist, and then pulled Raj’s video from their youtube page.

“we received a lot feedback about the dating campaign parody we launched today and appreciate everyone who took the time to share their point of view.
our team worked hard to create a light-hearted parody featuring a variety of characters that was meant to provide a few laughs. we did not intend to offend anyone. i take full responsibility and apologize to anyone we offended.”

Well if the only intent was to be funny, then mission accomplished. Ashton Kutcher is the man of a thousand voices! And his Karl Lagerfeld character really takes a shot at the 80-year-old fashion designers whom I being led to believe are always on dating websites. Ashton Kutchers biting satire isn’t afraid to step on a few toes!

this haircut made Cameron Diaz cry

By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 11:17 AM

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Speaking of Cameron Diaz, she told Jay Leno that the haircut she got right before Christmas, just in time for her picture to be taken a million times during awards season, made her cry. Though we’re the ones who had to look at her so really it seems like she got off easy.

“I just burst into tears and started crying, and I felt so vulnerable,” she explained. “For a woman to all of a sudden have no hair, oh my god.”

Yes, I’m sure women with cancer will nominate her for some kind of hero award. And I’m not sure if this will help any, but her face is still way uglier than any haircut she could ever get. She should probably start doing her hair like the little girl in ‘the Ring’.

(image source = getty)