Jim Carey is zany

By brendon February 08, 2012 @ 3:18 PM


Jim Carrey was in Queens today, filming a guest appearance on ’30 Rock’, and he was running around and yelling and he had a wacky outfit. Do you see it? He’s got a bow tie, and a big mustache. The mustache is funny because mustaches aren’t usually that big. Do you not get it? He probably has a really funny name too, like Mr. Bananas.

Now you see why NBC had to cancel ‘Community’. They just couldn’t keep up with this kind of razor sharp comedy.

(image source = bauer griffin

Kim Kardashian is the picture of discretion

By brendon February 08, 2012 @ 12:48 PM


Kim Kardashian is hoping that she and her estranged husband Kris Humphries can have their divorce settled by a private mediator instead of in a courtroom, because, and this is a quote, “A public trial is the last thing that Kim wants … She wants the mediation to be private and confidential.”

Ok, now try and guess if Kris Humphries is in the mood to do favors for Kim Kardashian.

“Kris Humphries is said to want his divorce trial on TV to expose the truth behind the Kardashian reality shows, according to reports, (and to) prove in court that Kim only wanted to marry him to boost ratings.”

Aww what a shame. And after Kim has worked so hard to always lead her life with such a quiet dignity.

(image source of kim and kris back in july signing a baseball that the twins are now auctioning off = splash)

youll never guess who Jennifer Ansiton brings up

By brendon February 08, 2012 @ 11:54 AM


Jennifer Aniston tells the March issue of InStyle that she’s tired of seeing magazines talking about her and Brad Pitt for no reason. Magazines such as the March issue of InStyle, which has an interview where Jennifer Aniston starts talking about Brad Pitt for no reason.

“There are so many [misconceptions about me],” Jen says, adding that the most annoying one is “the triangle with my ex-husband — and that there’s a feud there.”
“It’s constant,” she adds. “It’s a story headline that won’t go away, but it’s a money thing – [people make money off] a story that has nothing to do with reality.”

She then goes on to explain that Pitt has no place in her heart anymore, except for being the gold standard that all other men are measured against.

But, Jen reassures fans that she is over that drama and ready to live out the rest of her life with a good man, whom she may have found in beau Justin Theroux. 
“Having experienced everything you don’t want in a partner over time, it starts to narrow down what you actually do want,” Jen admits. “As I get older, I realize what qualities are important in love and what suits me. And what I won’t settle for.”

Wow she’s a real role model for the ladies out there. Before her current boyfriend, guys kept leaving to go bang someone better, and it was then that Jennifer started to wonder if the relationship was working. So she just let them go. Granted the guys didn’t know it because they were long gone by then, but she really put her foot down and said enough.

Beyonce is a perfect circle now

By brendon February 07, 2012 @ 6:52 PM


Beyonce was out in NYC last night, making her first public appearance since giving birth to her daughter Blue Ivy last month, and also making it more and more ironic that her name is practically “buoyancy”.

(image source = inf, splash)

Kate Hudson has gotten her body back

By brendon February 07, 2012 @ 6:21 PM


Kate Hudson and her fiance Matt Bellamy are in Cabo San Lucas on a little vacation, and you can’t even tell that she had a baby in July, her body looks exactly like it did before she got pregnant.

That was not a compliment, by the way.

(image source = fame/flynet)

parts of Lindsay Lohan are still photogenic

By brendon February 07, 2012 @ 4:22 PM


Lindsay Lohan has done another photo shoot with over-rated photographer Terry Richardson (because it’s not as if she has anything else to do), and at the very least, you can always say she has a fantastic set of tits.

Unfortunately that’s also the very most you can say about her too.

the new ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ trailer is here

By brendon February 07, 2012 @ 2:45 PM

At first the new Spider-Man reboot seemed like a dumb idea because it was gonna tell the origin story, exactly like the Spider-Man movie we already saw a few years ago, but this new one has promised “the untold story“, a today the new trailer clears a few things up.

In the first movie, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a murderous rampage, while in this one, a scientist that Peter Parker knows injects himself with an experimental drug and turns himself into a green monster that goes on a murderous rampage.

Um, but also, the new villain has poor bathroom etiquette. The other movie never even mentioned that.

‘Smash’ is desperate to start a fight

By brendon February 07, 2012 @ 1:53 PM


NBC has been in last place for years, because they don’t know what the hell they’re doing, but now they finally have a new and exciting plan for climbing out of the cellar. And that plan is to rip off ‘Glee’.

So last night ‘Smash’ premiered, and began the tale of two actresses fighting it out to play Marilyn Monroe in a Broadway play.

In one corner, there’s young, inexperienced Broadway dreamer Karen Cartwright (Katharine McPhee) and in the next is Ivy Lynn (Megan Hilty), a stage veteran who is more than ready for her chance to shine.

And now there’s a whole “Team Karen” and “Team Ivy” movement so people can support their favorite. So which team are you? Who do you think should get that part?

That was rhetorical of course, and please believe me when I tell you that if you answered it, I hate you.