Johanna Lundback Bikini Photos

January 10, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Superman Soars With Herpes And Shit Around The Web

January 10, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Here’s an interesting proposition for the comic nerds. Can Superman contract The Herp? Current Superma Henry Cavil was seen leaving the Chateau Marmont with Paris Hilton. Kryptonite. Read all about Superman’s latest foe: the demon rash. (Dlisted) Nikki Lund in... READ MORE

Britney Spears Seems Rather Fit

January 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’ve been accused of being too negative. Mostly by idiots who deserve to drown under unnecessarily complicated pool rafts. But who can’t be excited by the fact that Britney is back in playing shape. It took ten years and... READ MORE

Tara Reid Offered One Million Clams for Sex on Camera

January 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

WWTDD offers Michelle Obama $100 million to her favorite crappy lunch food for kids charity if she’ll have donkey sex on camera. Donkey need not be house trained. See how that works. Porn companies figured out five years ago... READ MORE

The Infidels Killed the Bad Muslims, Sort of Hurrah

January 9, 2015 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Today I’m laying off France. They pretty swiftly tracked down and shot to death the Muslim terrorists who killed the entire Charlie Hebdo magazine staff on Wednesday for ripping on Muhammad. Also, because they’re dingbats with an eighth century... READ MORE

Everything You Never Gave A Shit About Victoria Beckham (VIDEO)

January 9, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

I want to punch the guy who created Vogue’s 73 Questions series. It features female celebrities wearing a lot of makeup, trying to act casual, and answering a series of pre-screened questions with responses that are never even accidentally interesting. It’s a... READ MORE

Sia Issues Apology For Her Shia Dance Raping Girl Video

January 9, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Sia apologized to people who thought her video featuring Shia LaBeouf and a twelve year old chick groping each other was laden with enough pedophiliac content to make the entire sex offender registry collectively cum. I’m not saying it definitely... READ MORE

Kardashians Lack Creative Fiber

January 9, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian forgot his phone and his two thieving whore sisters used it to take selfies and posted them to his Instagram account as a prank. Except this isn’t real. Only half abandoned dropouts who were teething during The Love... READ MORE

Jerry Springer Breaks Silence

January 9, 2015 | WTF | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Jerry Springer defended himself against criticism his show is ‘transphobic.’ The news came as a shock since it is widely assumed Springer has been off the air for a decade. Also, nobody knows what the fuck transphobic means. Springer waddles into... READ MORE

Phylicia Rashad Doubles Down

January 9, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bill Cosby’s TV wife went on ABC to explain how her Cosby rape victim blaming comment was taken out of context. Then she said the same thing again in different words: “That is not what I said. What I said... READ MORE