Corey Feldman and Three Girls With Big Tits

Corey Feldman contends that Michael Jackson never touched him during those long sweaty prepubescent nights out at the Neverland Ranch, he just liked to talk a lot. So profound was all the late night 'talking' that twenty five years later Corey still routinely dresses up... read more

Candice Swanepoel In Lingerie

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Dina Lohan Goes To Court For Her DUI

In a family turn of the screw nobody saw coming, Dina Lohan used her elderly mom as a sympathetic prop at her court hearing for sloppy drunk driving. During the hearing, the police reported that Dina was a ginormous asshole at the scene of her arrest, including... read more

There Is Chaos In The House Of Bieber

One of the recurring themes in any story involving Justin Bieber being a prickish little douchebag asshole is the presence of his "entourage" members and aspiring rappers Lil Twist and Lil Za (seen above at a Billboard party in May that they were invited to because they... read more

Oh Hey, Joanna Krupa's Breasts

Real Housewives star and model Joanna Krupa doesn't exactly try very hard to keep her amazing body a secret from us perverts of the world, between her generous Instagram posts and her actual job. But it's still pretty awesome that her breasts fell out of her shirt... read more

Vanessa Hudgens Shook Her Ass With YLA

Vanessa Hudgens took the stage as a performer for the first time in four years at Bootsy Bellows in Los Angeles last night with the girl group YLA that she recorded the single "$$$sex" with earlier this year. The performance was presumably part of her contract with Satan... read more

Courtney Stodden Is Milking Those Boobs

Everybody mocked Courtney Stodden when she got insanely big tits. Everybody but her doctor, her mom, and me. Her doctor got paid. Her mom made a vow when Courtney was a child to never ridicule her semi-retarded daughter. And I knew that Courtney would finally have a way... read more

Ellen Pompeo Cares About Diversity

Sure, who didn't fucking love the Emmy's? Well, besides the kids of Jack Klugman and Larry Hagman who both got jobbed by Dead Cory Monteith, try Ellen Pompeo. Not only did she not like the Emmy's, but she was disappointed because she didn't see enough people of color on... read more

Now You Can Bone A Fake Farrah Abraham Vagina

Farrah Abraham, America's favorite backdoor class act, is back to squeeze out some more money from her fleeting fame with a line of sex toys. The fake vagina and rubber tits were cast from molds taken of her actual lady bits. I'm not sure if there was a big call for... read more

Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg In A Bikini

Where do women learn to pose like this? I can barely manufacture a basic smile for a photograph. I feel awkward and always end up looking like a jackass in a Kinko's sample brochure. Are these chicks going to some kind of posing camp? Can I get a job there teaching... read more

Lena Dunham's Dick

A bizarre piece of Lena Dunham fan fiction has hit the web that first appeared on Craigslist. Some strange/fucked up individual with a thing for doughy annoying chicks decided to post the piece in the "missed connections" section, AKA the "stalker forum". Unlike other... read more

Miley Cyrus Strips Down In Rolling Stone

Miley Cyrus knows how to commit. For her Rolling Stone interview she got the words 'Rolling Stone' tattooed onto the bottom of her feet. That's so fucking punk. Then taking off her top and grabbing her own tit. I don't know, more fucking punk. Anybody who thought Miley... read more