6 minutes of Dark Knight Rising in front of MI4

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 3:48 PM

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Warner Brothers will attach a 6-minute clip of ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ in front of all IMAX versions of ‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ when it opens in IMAX theaters on December 16th (it opens on regular screens 5 days later), similar to the way they showed the entire opening bank robbery scene of ‘The Dark Knight’ as a trailer of sorts in front of ‘I Am Legend’. There’s no word what the footage will show, but it will almost definitely be enough to make me wish I was rather watching that than MI4.

(source = /film)

naturally, Lindsay has already screwed up again

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 1:07 PM

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Less than 24 hours ago Lindsay Lohan was in a courtroom being berated by the judge and having her probation revoked because she couldn’t be bothered to attend her community service appointments on time and was more of a disruption than anything else. After that the judge told her she must complete at least 32 hours at the LA county morgue before her next hearing in two weeks.

So, try and guess if she did what she was told and arrived on time today or if she was 40 minutes late and pissed everyone off?

Sources at the morgue tell TMZ Lindsay was scheduled to be at the morgue at 8 AM.  At 7:40, Lindsay’s assistant called to say they were 10 minutes away.  By 8:20, she was still a no-show.
So officials at the Coroner’s Office have decided if Lindsay eventually shows up they will turn her away.
And it gets way worse for Lindsay.  We’re told the Coroner’s Office will notify Probation’s Volunteer Center — which monitors her probation — that Lindsay screwed up again, and the judge will then be notified.

And it gets even worse for Lindsay after that, because the LA County Sheriff told Good Day LA this morning that, despite the over crowding issues that has led to her early release every time in the past, he will find room in his jail for next time and he thinks she should go in for at least 60 days. And maybe that will do it. It’s hard to even explain how anyone could fuck up so many times. She has to either be retarded or she’s trying to impress some drug dealer/criminal that she has a crush on.

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Michael Bay is not directing Transformers 4, 5

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 12:40 PM

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Despite recent reports, Michael Bay went on his forums yesterday and said he is not in talks with Paramount to direct the next two ‘Transformers’ movies back to back. Then he adds, “Also just finishing the 3 disc set of the Transformer trilogy.” So I guess thats what we’re calling these, though it seems a rather lofty term for movies about talking robots who turn into cars and fight.

Lindsay is on meth or crack, according to her dad

By brendon October 20, 2011 @ 11:35 AM

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1. Lindsay Lohans latest mug shot has been released.
2. Her dad says she’s either on meth or crack.

And that’s pretty much all the new Lindsay Lohan news. Keep in mind her dad doesn’t really speak to her so he’s just guessing about her drug stuff, though it seems a reasonable assumption. I should issue like a $1,000 bounty on a lock of her hair so we can test it, but mostly because it would be funny to see people following her around with scissors.

Justin Bieber is cheating on Selena Gomez

By brendon October 19, 2011 @ 4:20 PM

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I can’t remember if Justin Bieber is still dating Selena Gomez, and complete indifference is keeping me from looking it up, but if he is; Justin Bieber might be cheating on Selena Gomez with this 19-year-old Argentinian model named Macarena (wtf?) Lemos. They reportedly met up in a restaurant in Buenos Aires last week.

And although very attractive, you might be surprised that she’s not hotter, but you have to keep in mind that he’s clearly a homosexual.

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its the iceberg that sank the Titanic

By brendon October 19, 2011 @ 3:38 PM

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It seems incredible, but today there are new pictures that reportedly show the (surprisingly small) iceberg that sank the Titanic 99 years ago and took the lives of 1,517 people. There’s also a second picture showing two lifeboats filled with a handfull of survivors. Um, so, is anyone gonna help them out of the water or what? They have to be starving by now.

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Lindsay Lohan had her probation revoked

By brendon October 19, 2011 @ 1:50 PM

Judge Stephanie Sautner was in no mood for Lindsay Lohans endless parade of excuses during her progress report today, and she was awesomely sarcastic from start to finish before revoking Lindsays probation, setting her bail at $100,000 (the max allowed), and setting a hearing to establish her punishment on November 2nd. Lohan was then led off in handcuffs and taken into custody to wait for her bond to be paid. It should come as no surprise that Lindsay actually brought her own bondsman to the court house. At this point he’s probably one of Lindsays best friends.

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Two and a Half Mens ratings are down. And up.

By brendon October 19, 2011 @ 1:30 PM

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Replacing the lead actor on a successful show can be tricky, but so far CBS has done pretty well in replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher on ‘Two and a Half Men’. Despite being way down from the 28 million people who watched Kutchers debut, the rating for Mondays episode still pulled in almost 14.8 million viewers. An average episode last season with Sheen averaged around 12.7 million. When Sheen heard this, he ran the blade of a knife across the palm of his hand, clinched a fist as blood dripped onto a picture of Kutcher and vowed revenge.

(source = NY Daily News)