Constance Wu Hits Casey Affleck With Offending the Craft

Hollywood was bound to consume itself after falling impotent in the national debate. Like any pack mentality animals when the hunt is poor. read more

Oscars Tries to Get Just the Right Amount of Black Actors

After the 2016 OscarsSoWhite hashtag caused Hollywood to feel a tinge of regret during their evening of self-adulation, the Academy coincidentally nominated a record six black actors and actresses for the 2017 edition. read more

Oscars Nominate Films Nobody Watches Again

Everybody loves to watch The Oscars even though nobody watches the films they nominate every year. Out of the nine films nominated for Best Picture, only Gravity made it into the Top 25 films in ticket sales for 2013. Gravity only made it because people went to see if... read more

Seth McFarlane is hosting the Oscars

Apparently it's incredibly hard to recite pre-written jokes without completely fucking it up, so we're down to this now: Seth McFarlane will host the Academy Awards on February 24th. Show producers told the LA Times... "We are thrilled to have Seth MacFarlane host the... read more

Billy Crystal is hosting the Oscars

So, as you can see, Billy Crystal announced today that he'll be hosting the Academy Awards. So expect more jokes like that one. About the prescriptions. But what about the clock on his VCR? Does it blink 12:00 all the time? I get the feeling we'll soon find out! (source... read more

Brian Grazer will produce the Oscars

Brian Grazer, one of the most accomplished and respected producers in Hollywood, has agreed to replace Brett Ratner as the producer for this years Oscar telecast. There's still no host to replace the departed Eddie Murphy, but one of the top choices seems to be Neil... read more

Eddie Murphy out as Oscar host

Brett Ratner is the one who convinced Eddie Murphy to host the Academy Awards on February 26th, so now that Ratner has been fired for saying "fag", Murphy is stepping down too. Maybe because he really really likes saying "fag". (source = hollywood reporter) read more

Brett Ratner got fired from the Oscars

Brett Ratner has been forced out as producer of this years Academy Awards telecast, and yes it's because of Hollywoods predictably typical PC bullshit. Deadline says... This comes hours after Academy president Tom Sherak said he was standing behind Ratner despite his... read more

live at the academy awards

4:04 – okay if I have to watch this nonsense, I’m draggin you down with me.  You’re not special.  4:11 – even after a few years, it's weird to see Heidi Klum and Seal together.  He seems like the nicest guy in the world, but she’s so hot, and he looks like something on... read more

the winners list has leaked. maybe.

Actually there’s probably zero chance this list is the real list of Academy Award winners.  Some are saying it is or at least might be (like NBC in LA), but the Academy says it can’t be because there is no list.  There is no letter sent out like this to academy officers. ... read more

and the nominees are...

This is bullshit.  Early this morning in Beverly Hills, the Academy Award nominees (see the entire list here) were announced, and as expected "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" leads the pack with 13, including Best Picture, Best Director for David Fincher and Best... read more


4:46pm - I don’t know who most of these people are, and I hate many of the ones that I do know, and also I didn’t see most of these movies, but I have heard of many of them, and I have seen several other movies, including Die Hard and one with dinosaurs.  So with that,... read more