Kathy Griffin Too Desirable for the Gays

People who get upset about pointless shit are grumbling because on a CNN New Year's Eve cut away a drunk Don Lemon told Kathy Griffin she had a nice rack. Lemon was toasted and like the rest of the gay cast of CNN characters, not exactly sure what to do when Griffin stripped down to her bra at ten to midnight. The moment combined several elements of the worst New Year's Eve party you ever attended. Why is Grandma...read more

Anderson Cooper Overshares

Anderson Cooper got kind of graphic on Bravo Andy Cohen's talk show when was asked to reveal a secret about Cohen and replied with: "I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would surprise people the most is that he's a top... Believe me, there's nothing wrong with that, but I'm just saying..." I think Cohen was looking for something like 'He puts ketchup on his eggs' or 'He secretly watches Duck...read more

Donald Sterling Is Really Sorry And Wants Forgiveness Now (VIDEO)

Clippers owner Donald Sterling granted an interview to CNN's Anderson Cooper to finally explain his side of the racist story, and the squinty bastard covered his bases by first crying and begging for forgiveness, claiming that this was the first and only mistake that he's made in his 35 years as an owner in the NBA, and then he also played the old and confused card. His wife, Shelly, is also trying to convince the NBA...read more

Anderson Cooper to Subsist Off Just His Millions

Anderson Cooper's mom is giving her son none of the Vanderbilt family money that has trickled down since the mid 19th century when Cornelius actually did something to earn it. Or steal it and earn it. Same difference. 150 years later, a decent deal of it's still in Gloria Vanderbilt's coffers and she's not gifting any to her boy. That leaves Anderson with nothing but his Ralph Lauren modeling portfolio, his Yale...read more

Madonna Dressed Up As An Old Woman Dressed As A Boy Scout

You have to give it to Madonna this time. Skeletor's schtick has been wearing thin over recent years, from her "Ode to Impotency" Super Bowl halftime show to screaming at her fans for smoking cigarettes in an open-air venue, but this week she finally did something for the betterment of humanity, in trying to get disgusting old perverts to stop molesting little boys, by dressing up as a Boy Scout. Wait, sorry. I'm...read more

Anderson Cooper claims to be "gay"

For years Anderson Cooper of CNN and '60 Minutes' has been asked if he's gay, because that's the single most important thing in the entire world, and now, in an email to Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast, he finally admits that he's been lying all this time when he pretended to be manly, hid his gay lisp, or didn't snap his fingers in the air after he made a good point during an interview. "The fact is, I'm gay,...read more

Anderson Cooper killed Amanda Bynes (not literally)

Yesterday, around the same time her attorney was entering not guilty pleas for a DUI and hitting a police car, Amanda Bynes tweeted the senseless gibberish seen above, apparently under the impression that the President of the United States also works in the LAPD human resources department. And though she hasn't received a response from President Obama yet, she did get one from Anderson Cooper on his CNN show today....read more

Anderson Cooper got attacked in Egypt

Anderson Cooper and his crew were attacked during the riots in Cairo yesterday, with one CNN reported tweeting that Cooper was punched in the head ten times. The Huffington Post says... The incident came as pro-Mubarak supporters attacked protesters calling for the Egyptian president to step down. Speaking on "American Morning" after the attack, Cooper said that he and his crew had been trying to go to a neutral zone...read more

anderson cooper might be gay

CNN star Anderson Cooper is on vacation in India this week, and some people feel the New York Post was trying to imply something with their article yesterday, but they were so coy about everything, it was hard to know what they were hinting at. (Copper) was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. Cooper's...read more


Anderson Cooper was guest host this morning on "Regis and Kelly" and during a conversation about reality TV, he took a pretty awesome shot at Dina and Ali Lohan. He said:"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don't know."Hahahahaha, you suck Ali. But of course Dina had to...read more