10.30.2009 anderson cooper might be gay

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CNN star Anderson Cooper is on vacation in India this week, and some people feel the New York Post was trying to imply something with their article yesterday, but they were so coy about everything, it was hard to know what they were hinting at.

(Copper) was spotted Tuesday with his muscular friend, Benjamin Maisani, at the Rambagh Palace, named the best hotel in the world by Conde Nast Traveler. Cooper’s $3,200-a-night room features a four-poster mahogany bed and views of the gardens of the former Maharaja palace. Our source said, “Anderson’s room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals.” CNN declined to comment.

Hm, I don’t know. I think this might still be too subtle. Next time I’d like to see them capitalize random letters that spell out “HE’S GAY” or compare something he did to a massive storm that swallowed seamen, something like that.

08.05.2008 anderson cooper ftw

Anderson Cooper was guest host this morning on "Regis and Kelly" and during a conversation about reality TV, he took a pretty awesome shot at Dina and Ali Lohan. He said:

"Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60… I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, i don't know."

Hahahahaha, you suck Ali.  But of course Dina had to comment when asked about it by OK:

"People are just cruel!  This is bad karma for him."

Ohh.  Zing.  Good one.  You know OK was stifling their laughter when they asked Dina the question.  You might as well ask a catfish a question.  Because of course Anderson is right.  This entire family sucks.  They should be flattered he even knows who they are.  The next time he mentions her it will be because the Jonas Brothers ignore her at a party and then she has one of her "accidents" with a razor.