Anderson Cooper Walked Out Of Star Wars. The Reason Will Shock You

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Getting paid to read off of a teleprompter in between gnawing on Andy Cohen’s taint is very stressful and time-consuming, and if you ever had any doubts, just listen to the reason that Anderson Cooper walked out of Star Wars: The Last Jedi. I originally meant for the title of this post to be a joke, but […]


CNN Drove a Stake Into New Year’s Heart

January 1, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In order of the worst things to ever happen to New Year’s Eve, are, (1) the Garry Marshall movie named after the holiday, (2) CNN, and (3) whatever you drank that made you sleep with your buddy’s ugly sister.


Kathy Griffen On How To Save A Career

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kathy Griffen lost her mind and then lost her career shortly thereafter. CNN cut ties with her and she was banned from co-hosting the annual New Years Eve special. She’s still upset over losing her pet Anderson Cooper.


James Woods Joshes Anderson Cooper

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

James Woods is being labeled a homophobe for suggesting Anderson Cooper had a butt plug inside of him while interviewing Kellyanne Conway. Completely inappropriate, he doesn’t always do that


Kathy Griffin Too Desirable for the Gays

January 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who get upset about pointless shit are grumbling because on a CNN New Year’s Eve cut away a drunk Don Lemon told Kathy Griffin she had a nice rack. Lemon was toasted and like the rest of the gay cast of CNN characters, not exactly sure what to do when Griffin stripped down to […]


Anderson Cooper Overshares

July 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Anderson Cooper got kind of graphic on Bravo Andy Cohen’s talk show when was asked to reveal a secret about Cohen and replied with: “I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would surprise people the most is that he’s a top… Believe me, there’s nothing wrong with that, […]


Donald Sterling Is Really Sorry And Wants Forgiveness Now (VIDEO)

May 13, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Clippers owner Donald Sterling granted an interview to CNN’s Anderson Cooper to finally explain his side of the racist story, and the squinty bastard covered his bases by first crying and begging for forgiveness, claiming that this was the first and only mistake that he’s made in his 35 years as an owner in the […]


Anderson Cooper to Subsist Off Just His Millions

April 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anderson Cooper’s mom is giving her son none of the Vanderbilt family money that has trickled down since the mid 19th century when Cornelius actually did something to earn it. Or steal it and earn it. Same difference. 150 years later, a decent deal of it’s still in Gloria Vanderbilt’s coffers and she’s not gifting […]


Madonna Dressed Up As An Old Woman Dressed As A Boy Scout

March 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You have to give it to Madonna this time. Skeletor’s schtick has been wearing thin over recent years, from her “Ode to Impotency” Super Bowl halftime show to screaming at her fans for smoking cigarettes in an open-air venue, but this week she finally did something for the betterment of humanity, in trying to get […]


Anderson Cooper claims to be “gay”

July 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For years Anderson Cooper of CNN and ’60 Minutes’ has been asked if he’s gay, because that’s the single most important thing in the entire world, and now, in an email to Andrew Sullivan of the Daily Beast, he finally admits that he’s been lying all this time when he pretended to be manly, hid […]