Anderson Cooper Probably Already On To New Pooper

March 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

He is the art expert…. I’m the complainer who wants to take naps. A post shared by andersoncooper (@andersoncooper) on May 27, 2017 at 2:52pm PDT Celebrities are smug about their relationships right up until the point that they’re... READ MORE

Anderson Cooper Walked Out Of Star Wars. The Reason Will Shock You

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Getting paid to read off of a teleprompter in between gnawing on Andy Cohen’s taint is very stressful and time-consuming, and if you ever had any doubts, just listen to the reason that Anderson Cooper walked out of Star Wars: The... READ MORE

CNN Drove a Stake Into New Year’s Heart

January 1, 2018 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In order of the worst things to ever happen to New Year's Eve, are, (1) the Garry Marshall movie named after the holiday, (2) CNN, and (3) whatever you drank that made you sleep with your buddy's ugly sister.

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Kathy Griffen On How To Save A Career

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Kathy Griffen lost her mind and then lost her career shortly thereafter. CNN cut ties with her and she was banned from co-hosting the annual New Years Eve special. She’s still upset over losing her pet Anderson Cooper.

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James Woods Joshes Anderson Cooper

May 15, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

James Woods is being labeled a homophobe for suggesting Anderson Cooper had a butt plug inside of him while interviewing Kellyanne Conway. Completely inappropriate, he doesn't always do that

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Kathy Griffin Too Desirable for the Gays

January 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who get upset about pointless shit are grumbling because on a CNN New Year’s Eve cut away a drunk Don Lemon told Kathy Griffin she had a nice rack. Lemon was toasted and like the rest of the... READ MORE

Anderson Cooper Overshares

July 21, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Anderson Cooper got kind of graphic on Bravo Andy Cohen’s talk show when was asked to reveal a secret about Cohen and replied with: “I know a lot of secrets about Andy, but I guess the one that would... READ MORE

Donald Sterling Is Really Sorry And Wants Forgiveness Now (VIDEO)

May 13, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Clippers owner Donald Sterling granted an interview to CNN’s Anderson Cooper to finally explain his side of the racist story, and the squinty bastard covered his bases by first crying and begging for forgiveness, claiming that this was the... READ MORE

Anderson Cooper to Subsist Off Just His Millions

April 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Anderson Cooper’s mom is giving her son none of the Vanderbilt family money that has trickled down since the mid 19th century when Cornelius actually did something to earn it. Or steal it and earn it. Same difference. 150... READ MORE

Madonna Dressed Up As An Old Woman Dressed As A Boy Scout

March 18, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

You have to give it to Madonna this time. Skeletor’s schtick has been wearing thin over recent years, from her “Ode to Impotency” Super Bowl halftime show to screaming at her fans for smoking cigarettes in an open-air venue,... READ MORE