Schwarzenegger Remains Super Clever

By Matt August 07, 2014 @ 7:48 AM

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Arnold posted a photo to his Instagram announcing the title of the new Terminator film, Terminator: Genisys. Since Arnold has refused to learn more than a modicum of tourist level English even after nearly forty-five years of living in the U.S., everybody first assumed he misspelled the word genesis. Nein! The title is likely a mashing together of words ‘genealogical’ and ‘system’, although another theory holds it as a German porn tribute mixing ‘cis-gendered’ and ‘scissor’. Genisys might also be whatever steroid cocktail Schwarzenegger is currently taking to keep his hair plugs from eating his skull. Looking at the word ‘genisys’ just makes me uncomfortable. It seems forced and contrived. Much like the idea of making a new Terminator movie without James Cameron and starring a 67 year old dude who rabbit fucked the fat house maid.

Photo Credit: Instagram 

Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son Is A Tough Guy

By Travis May 07, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

It must be pretty cool to be the son of the star of such legendary action films as The Terminator, Total Recall and Jingle All the Way, as Arnold Schwarzenegger was Hollywood’s biggest badass for at least two decades. But Patrick Schwarzenegger, who has carved himself a nice little niche as an extra in Adam Sandler movies, is apparently trying to establish his own bad boy street cred now, as he was tossed from the Sayers Club in Los Angeles on Saturday night after chucking ice cubes at the DJ and generally behaving like a “total pain in the ass” according to TMZ.

Outside the club, the 19-year old aspiring actor ate an ice cream bar while he told people how he wanted to fight the DJ. Sure, Patrick comes across as a total douchebag in the video, but all he has to do is say that the DJ was playing will.i.am and I’m pretty sure the law would allow him to kick the DJ’s ass.

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Wednesday Morning Headlines

By brendon January 16, 2013 @ 1:34 PM

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VICTOR GARBER – of ‘Argo’, ‘Titanic’, ‘Alias’, etc., has come out and said he’s gay. And good for him. No one should ever hide or be ashamed of the person they date, unless that person is from Alabama. (greg in hollywood)

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – whose movie ‘the Last Stand’ is getting surprisingly good reviews, did an AMA (Ask Me Anything) on reddit last night, later saying this was his favorite part, and even did a sketch of the reddit alien (above). He was amazing; a charismatic Austrian who likes to draw, experimented with physical perfection, acquired global power, and ran a government. I’d follow a guy like that anywhere! (reddit)

TOM CRUISE – probably won’t get a sequel to ‘Jack Reacher’ because, even though it’s completely fucking awesome, it will likely fall short of the $250M needed to warrant a sequel (it’s made $165M so far). So they’ll just have to use the extra-short camera mounts that point up in a different movie where Tom Cruise beats up people. (hollywood reporter)

ARCHER – returns to FX on January 17th, so until then here’s Archer, Pam and Cheryl/Carol answering the question, “What’s your idea of a perfect day?” If your answer to that would be “watch videos in little boxes”, I’ve got good news. (av club)

‘Expendables 2′ finally has a trailer

By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 4:01 PM

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible.

Arnold and Stallone had surgery together

By brendon February 09, 2012 @ 1:39 PM

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Arnold Schwarzenegger went on his WhoSay page last night, because apparently he has one of those, and posted this picture with the caption:

“After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery. Now we’re ready for another round of great times and action when we shoot The Tomb.”
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He probably is having a great time lately because ‘Expendables 2′ was filmed in Prague and Hong Kong, ‘The Last Stand’ was in Mexico, and ‘The Tomb’ is in Louisiana. It’s really given him a wide variety of maids to bang.

Maria Shriver was (maybe) wearing her wedding ring

By brendon January 09, 2012 @ 11:47 AM

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Maria Shriver is always saying she loves kids, but then Arnold Schwarzenegger went and had one with the housekeeper and suddenly she changed her mind. Typical woman. But this weekend she was wearing a ring that is reportedly her wedding ring, just like Arnold was last week, so maybe this means she’s ready to take him back. And she should. He’s suffered more than enough. It’s not like she’s some treat.

(image source = pacific coast)