Arnie Making Up For Lost TIme

For all the emasculation of men headquartered in Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger is earning traditional paternal points the old fashioned way: spending quality time with the boy he made with the fat Guatemalan housekeeper. read more

Arnold Schwarzenegger And Bastard Son Bike Ride and Smiles

Barebacking the house cleaner when the wife is out shopping can have a fairy tale ending. If it wasn't clear before, it's clear now, Joseph Baena is Arnold Schwarzenegger's son. Less clear is how Schwarzenegger's two legitimate sons feel about Spanish speaking Jon Snow... read more

Arnold Schwarzenegger Wanders a Dystopian Wasteland Because You Just Had to Have That Burger (VIDEO)

Arnold Schwarzenegger exploited his celebrity and movie catchphrases to get himself elected governor of California then proceeded to accomplish absolutely nothing during his term of service. The Keebler elves worked more magic than Schwarzenegger who discovered... read more

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Caitlyn and Arnold Are Buds

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Caitlyn Jenner were seen rubbing puffy faces at a recent event. The two have been friendsfor decades being the only two Republicans in Hollywood. Bruce Jenner in a wig looks exactly like the housekeeper mother of Schwarzenegger's unmentioned... read more

Schwarzenegger Remains Super Clever

Arnold posted a photo to his Instagram announcing the title of the new Terminator film, Terminator: Genisys. Since Arnold has refused to learn more than a modicum of tourist level English even after nearly forty-five years of living in the U.S., everybody first assumed... read more

Arnold Schwarzenegger's Son Is A Tough Guy

It must be pretty cool to be the son of the star of such legendary action films as The Terminator, Total Recall and Jingle All the Way, as Arnold Schwarzenegger was Hollywood's biggest badass for at least two decades. But Patrick Schwarzenegger, who has carved himself a... read more

Wednesday Morning Headlines

VICTOR GARBER - of 'Argo', 'Titanic', 'Alias', etc., has come out and said he's gay. And good for him. No one should ever hide or be ashamed of the person they date, unless that person is from Alabama. (greg in hollywood) ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - whose movie 'the Last... read more

'Expendables 2' finally has a trailer

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from 'The Losers' when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible. read more

Arnold and Stallone had surgery together

Arnold Schwarzenegger went on his WhoSay page last night, because apparently he has one of those, and posted this picture with the caption: "After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up... read more

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Maria Shriver was (maybe) wearing her wedding ring

Maria Shriver is always saying she loves kids, but then Arnold Schwarzenegger went and had one with the housekeeper and suddenly she changed her mind. Typical woman. But this weekend she was wearing a ring that is reportedly her wedding ring, just like Arnold was last... read more

Arnold is wearing his wedding ring again

Arnold Schwarzenegger hasn't been seen wearing his wedding ring for several months, but INF reveals that he was wearing it again over the holidays while on vacation with his kids in Sun Valley, Idaho. And that he and Maria Shriver went to mass on Christmas Eve together.... read more

Thursday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - had lunch with his son Patrick today, and things seem to go fine. Which sucks because wouldn't it be badass if he went all apeshit with some kind of Oedipus complex. The Kennedys are all nuts so I figure there's still time. (popeater) KIM... read more