Arnie Making Up For Lost TIme

October 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

For all the emasculation of men headquartered in Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger is earning traditional paternal points the old fashioned way: spending quality time with the boy he made with the fat Guatemalan housekeeper.


Arnold Schwarzenegger And Bastard Son Bike Ride and Smiles

July 15, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Barebacking the house cleaner when the wife is out shopping can have a fairy tale ending. If it wasn’t clear before, it’s clear now, Joseph Baena is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son. Less clear is how Schwarzenegger’s two legitimate sons feel about Spanish speaking Jon Snow looking more like their father than themselves. Pretend not to care, followed by sobbing subconsciously wondering how the paterfamilias could ever love you the same.


Arnold Schwarzenegger Wanders a Dystopian Wasteland Because You Just Had to Have That Burger (VIDEO)

June 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger exploited his celebrity and movie catchphrases to get himself elected governor of California then proceeded to accomplish absolutely nothing during his term of service. The Keebler elves worked more magic than Schwarzenegger who discovered environmentalism as an excuse to fly his private jet to locales anywhere but Sacramento.


Caitlyn and Arnold Are Buds

March 4, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Caitlyn Jenner were seen rubbing puffy faces at a recent event. The two have been friends¬†for decades being the only two Republicans in Hollywood. Bruce Jenner in a wig looks exactly like the housekeeper mother of Schwarzenegger’s unmentioned Spanish love child. Schwarzenegger was the first person to introduce Jenner to testicle-shrinking hormone […]


Schwarzenegger Remains Super Clever

August 7, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Arnold posted a photo to his Instagram announcing the title of the new Terminator film, Terminator: Genisys. Since Arnold has refused to learn more than a modicum of tourist level English even after nearly forty-five years of living in the U.S., everybody first assumed he misspelled the word genesis. Nein!¬†The title is likely a mashing […]


Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Son Is A Tough Guy

May 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It must be pretty cool to be the son of the star of such legendary action films as The Terminator, Total Recall and Jingle All the Way, as Arnold Schwarzenegger was Hollywood’s biggest badass for at least two decades. But Patrick Schwarzenegger, who has carved himself a nice little niche as an extra in Adam […]


Wednesday Morning Headlines

January 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

VICTOR GARBER – of ‘Argo’, ‘Titanic’, ‘Alias’, etc., has come out and said he’s gay. And good for him. No one should ever hide or be ashamed of the person they date, unless that person is from Alabama. (greg in hollywood) ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – whose movie ‘the Last Stand’ is getting surprisingly good reviews, did […]


‘Expendables 2’ finally has a trailer

May 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible.


Arnold and Stallone had surgery together

February 10, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Arnold Schwarzenegger went on his WhoSay page last night, because apparently he has one of those, and posted this picture with the caption: “After all the action, stunts & physical abuse shooting The Expendables 2 and The Last Stand, it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting […]


Maria Shriver was (maybe) wearing her wedding ring

January 9, 2012 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Maria Shriver is always saying she loves kids, but then Arnold Schwarzenegger went and had one with the housekeeper and suddenly she changed her mind. Typical woman. But this weekend she was wearing a ring that is reportedly her wedding ring, just like Arnold was last week, so maybe this means she’s ready to take […]