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Tuesday headlines, with Fred Flintstone and Ciara

SETH MACFARLANE - will reboot 'the Flintstones' as a new series for Fox, to premiere in 2013. So now he can steal characters right out in the open (Stewie is nothing but Jimmy Corrigan). When asked for a comment, MacFarlane went and stood behind Matt Groening and then repeated what he said. (deadline) TOM SIZEMORE - did not kill Megan Wren, the woman who has been missing for 6 weeks, and she was finally found in a...read more

Arnold Shwarzenegger cheated, had a bastard child with a maid

It was surprising when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they were separating after 25 years of marriage, but luckily Arnold has a back-up familia already in place. The LA Times, who broke the story last night, says Arnold had a relationship with a woman who worked for Arnold and Maria as a member of their household staff for 20 years. About 10 years ago they had a child, but the woman, who was...read more

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have split

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver first met in 1977, had their first date in 1982, got married in 1986, and had four kids. Which is probably why they're getting a divorce now. Jesus Christ, enough already. As the LA Times first reported last night... Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion while the two determine the next...read more

Wednesday afternoon headlines

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - has agreed to reprise his most famous role in Terminator 5, to be directed by Justin Lin, whose first task will be to explain why a robot has a turkey neck and occasionally noticeable bra strap. (thr) ANTJE TRAUE - will play the second villain in the Superman reboot. The relatively unknown German actress (pictured above) will play Faora Hu-Ul, another refugee from Krypton and an expert in the...read more

morning headlines

MIRANDA KERR - posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he's 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics) BRUCE WILLIS - was a pain in the ass to work with on Cop Out, according to director Kevin Smith. "I had no fucking help from this dude whatsoever." And yet...read more

thursday headlines: special mel gibson edition

Look, if I could make Megan Fox and Jessica Alba blow me while I took pictures of it for the website, I assure you I would. Until then here's three Mel Gibson stories, because that's the only thing in the news. OKSANA GRIGORIEVA - went to a pediatrician on January 8th complaining of headaches. This was one day after she went to a dentist because Mel allegedly punched her and broke two of her teeth. The doctor is not...read more

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morning headlines

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER - wrote a letter to the California state assembly yesterday (read it here) after they approved some new plan to give away more free money, and it was all TLDNR, but I somehow feel I got the gist of what he was trying to say anyway. (wall street journal) OPRAH WINFREY - is a drunk and a drug addict, and her longtime boyfriend Stedman Graham has dumped her because of it. Not only that, now she's...read more