New Yorker – Ben Affleck Is Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Fatman

March 29, 2018 | Celebs | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Picking sides between The New Yorker and Ben Affleck. We’re all winners today aren’t we. Through about twelve-hundred different avenues, Ben Affleck has yet again become one of the most mocked people in Hollywood after his brief post-Gigli... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Lied About His Majestic Male Tramp Stamp

March 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck’s life began to unravel the moment when picking up the bottle became more important than playing with Jennifer Garner’s goodies. It’s all been downhill since then and he’s been hitting every bump on the way down. Things... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Still Battling Booze Addiction

February 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is all about the booze, Tom Brady, and blaming his personal problems on other people. A completely blitzed Ben went on a rant in 2016 on a show called Any Given Wednesday with Bill Simmons defending Tom... READ MORE

Harvey Weinstein Claps Back At H8er Rose McGowan

January 31, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Rose McGowan is in desperate need of a radical sabbatical, because she’s taken what honestly was a good thing for firming up her image and resurrecting her name from the beyond – her staunch retweetable feminist views and slamming... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Unshaven, Staggering, Hanging With Blond, Standard Stuff

December 18, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You know those scenes in the comics where Batman has hit rock bottom and they depict him unkempt and messed up and tripping over shit? 

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Ben Affleck And His Vagina Talk

November 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

In addition to packing on fifty pounds over the past decade, Ben Affleck also seems to have packed on a vagina, and he and his puss continued their "The things we would have done if we had known about... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Titty Twister of Hilarie Burton Bubbles to the Surface

October 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every man exists somewhere on the scale of skeevy male behavior. From one to ten. Maybe you see yourself on the bottom end. You're not a zero. No man is or we wouldn't have seven billion people on this... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner Confronted The Other Woman

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People magazine can confirm based on multiple anonymous sources that Ben Affleck was fucking SNL producer Lindsay Shookus at least two years before his formal separation from Jennifer Garner. Shookus was also still married at the time to another... READ MORE

Divorce Seems Easier When Super Rich

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner finally pulled the trigger on divorce papers with Ben Affleck. She's been dangling the documents for a couple years now, during the course of their separation.

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Ben Affleck Drunk Dad Of The Year

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Drunk dads are the best. Especially when your dad's Batman. The paps recently caught Ben Affleck hanging out with Jennifer Garner and their two and a half kids. He pulled out the good wig. 

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