Ben Affleck Forehead Rising

The Batman no one wanted, in the movie with the dumbest premise, gave the surprise no one asked for. Affleck, who is starring inthe upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, unexpectedly popped out of the Batmobile for tourists cruising Warner Bros because the lines... read more

Ben Affleck Mid Life Back Tattoo And Shit Around The Web

Ben Affleck has been going through a bit of a midlife crisis this year. He fucked the nanny, which was a positive step. Then instead of getting a sports car like a real man, he got a giant back tattoo of a Phoenix.You were that close to fitting in finally. Behold the... read more

Affleck's Nanny Implying Something

Christine Ouzounian posted a photo of herself with a new Lexus, the knee jerk reaction being that Ben Affleck bought her the car to keep quiet or make him look super badass or both. I find this line of reasoning extremely sexist. It's highly possible another super rich... read more

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Batman's Tits And Shit Around The Web

Ben Affleck is looking different these days. Maybe it's because he's plowing his nanny or maybe it's because he has a rocking pair of man tits. It's like the nipples on the Batsuit in that shitty Batman and Robin movie all over again. Check out his moobies. (The... read more

Ben Affleck And Nanny Disconnect

Ben Affleck is steadily denying he nailed his nanny while she appears to be milking the rumor for all it's worth. Women love attention. Even if it's in the form of dubious claims that you're a home wrecker. People used to take pride in their job. Now they take pride in... read more

Affleck's Nanny Loving It (VIDEO)

Christine Ouzounian, the nanny who is letting everybody think she's been fucking Ben Affleck during his split with his wife, let the worldinto her inner sanctum with an Instagram photo of herself being photographed by the paparazzi and asong quote, because this is middle... read more

Ben Affleck Guilty By Association

It's entirely possible the rumors Ben Affleck was porking the nanny, Christine Ouzounian, are false. In fact there is zero credible evidence to back it up. Except that she's a hot Armenian chick in her late 20's. If that's who you're hiring as a nanny, given all the... read more

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner to Cohabitate

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing amicably. They intend to remain great friends and even continue to live together to parent their three carefullynamed children. Which sounds an awful lot like being married, with the exception that all that side fucking is no... read more

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Divorcing

It's unclear if Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are divorcing because he's an alcoholic and gambling addict and his family owned slaves or because he's a crappy husband. Usually one leads to the other. Few relationships endover a lack of blackjack and cigar smoking. He... read more

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PBS Suspends Roots

PBS has suspendedproduction of its third season of Finding Your Roots after an investigation revealed Ben Affleck successfully pressured the show to omitairingthe fact that one of his great-great-grand-relativeswas a slave owner in the antebellum South. The entire point... read more

Ben Affleck Hunky Slave Owner

Turns out Ben Affleck's great-great-great grandfather wasn't just a minor slave owner, he held a couple dozen African-Americans to his name, mostly inherited from his mother-in-law who also gave him her gravy boat and a portrait of a cat. Nobody gives a shit about Ben... read more

More on Ben Affleck Riddled With White Guilt

When Ben Affleck appeared on the PBS snooze fest Finding Your Roots, which traces the guest's genealogy to the nearest Coppola, he successfully lobbied the show's producers to exclude the revelation that one of his distant relatives owned slaves. The information was... read more