Brad Pitt Has Softened

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Watching the Brad Pitt of 2017 is like watching a player who stayed too long in the game. This guy was once your hero. Now he's broken and passed around by sailors in the boiler room who haven't seen... READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Master Plans

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to sources that keep ringing TMZ's ear, Angelina Jolie's master plan remains a move to England with her six United Colors of Benetton kids and an ultimate push for the Secretary General of the United Nations gig. She... READ MORE

Melissa Etheridge Throws Shade At Angelina

October 7, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

You totally wish Melissa Etheridge was your drunk aunt. You've got to have a pretty good sense of humor to let your lesbian partner be shot up with David Crosby's jizz. Seriously, you could have picked just about anyone,... READ MORE

Pitt-Jolie Children Traumatized

October 5, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing sucks worse than being adopted out of a war torn third world country only to end up in the killing fields of a Hollywood power couple divorce. Naturally, excluding bitter bloggers who mock children. Fuck them. READ MORE

What the Fuck Has Happened to Men? A Brad Pitt Emasculation Saga

October 3, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Brad Pitt is facing his wife's departure and accusations of screaming drunkenly at his teenaged son, what we used to call typical parenting, with all the backbone of a middle child barista. READ MORE

Angelina Gets Dirty

October 3, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

There aren't any solid arguments to justify marriage. Similar to the existence of god, it should be incumbent on believers to show evidence rather than place the onus on the detractors. Cavemen didn't marry cavewomen. This is a societal... READ MORE

Jolie Preparing for War

September 30, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie is gearing up the war team. She really wants those multicultural bundle of kids. After hiring hardcore divorce attorney Laura Wasser in Los Angeles, Jolie has retained the not inexpensive services of Judy Smith, the fame D.C.... READ MORE

Brad Pitt Maybe Not Too Faithful

September 28, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

According to a report Angelina Jolie's friends wrote, Brad Pitt definitely had an affair with Marion Cotillard and having your healthy ovaries cut out is a fantastic idea. READ MORE

Angelina Jolie Leaks Pitt Gone Wild Video

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone. READ MORE

Brad Pitt, Child Abuser, According to Reports from Angelina Jolie’s Sister’s Friend Who’s Cousins With a Guy at TMZ

September 22, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Let the games begin. Angelina Jolie is wasting no time leaking tales to the media about her husband's drug and alcohol fueled rants and verbal and physical abuse of the children. TMZ is biting: READ MORE