Brad and Angelina donated $340,000

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie proved once again they they're among the nicest people in Hollywood by donating $340,000 to pay for health care for homeless kids in Somalia, who is suffering their worst famine in 60 years. Too bad there isn't a large body of water around. With some fish in it. Like an ocean. Somewhere below India. An "Indian Ocean", if you will. (seriously, how can you be in a famine? You border an ocean,...read more

Jennifer Aniston demanded an apology

Long story short; Jennifer Aniston is a dull witted bore, and Brad Pitt insinuated as much in Parade magazine, which of course made her go all apeshit. Us says... Brad Pitt made a big-time boo-boo (in) a Parade interview in which he casually slammed his five-year marriage to Jennifer Aniston And, yes, his 42-year-old ex-wife got wind of the catty comment. "She was annoyed," a pal (said). "She thought it was rude and...read more

Brad Pitt is on the cover of Sports Illustrated

So apparently there's someone at Sports Illustrated even more inept than Peter King, and that's whoever is in charge of their covers. I'm the biggest Brad Pitt fan on earth, but what the fuck. If you missed it, the movie is about Billy Beane, the general manager for the Oakland A's since 1998, and the radical way of choosing players he has to use because the team has no money to spend on payroll. The reason this is a...read more

BREAKING NEWS: Jennifer Aniston is dull

In an interview that comes out this weekend in Parade magazine, Brad Pitt confirms what everyone already suspected; that Jennifer Aniston is a soul-crushing bore. After saying how he loves his life now (with Angelina Jolie and their 6 kids) he adds that wasn't always the case. "I spent the '90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony," he admits. "I started to get sick of myself sitting on a...read more

Brad Pitt is getting better taste

For about a month now tabloids have been trying to make something of the fact that Brad Pitts assistant on the set of 'World War Z' is a sorta hot brunette named Lara Marsden. Now they've even found her myspace (thanks for making it impossible to delete your fucking myspace, btw) and posted a bunch of pictures of her in a bikini and making coffee in her underwear. Which is all the proof I need that Pitt and Marsden...read more

Friday headlines, with Kim Kardashians wedding dress

ANGELINA JOLIE AND BRAD PITT - have moved their family into a 16th century mansion in Glasgow, Scotland. Thanks to Zahara, the area around their house is now known as, "the black neighborhood." (people) KAT VON D AND JESSE JAMES - are apparently engaged again. "Come to think of it we're not that great is this is probably the best we're gonna do," they no doubt reasoned correctly. (huff post) ROBERT DOWNEY JR - will...read more

guess who Jennifer Aniston is talking about

It seems like just yesterday that Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston, and that's because she won't shut the fuck up about it. In reality it was 7 years ago. And now, celebuzz says "she recently opened up about her infamous divorce during her Inside the Actor's Studio appearance." Ohh, did she really? I bet they had to torture her to make her talk about that! When asked about 'The Break Up', her hit 2006 romantic comedy,...read more

Did Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie get married?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and their army of children are all in Valletta, Malta, today, and some are asking if they may have gotten married because Pitt was seen with a wedding band on his left ring finger. The answer to that question is, "How the hell should I know?" A slightly longer answer would include "but probably not" at the end, because the reason they're in Malta is because Pitt is producing and starring...read more

'Moneyball' has a new trailer

'Moneyball' is a baseball drama starring Brad Pitt, Philip Seymour Hoffman and Jonah Hill, from the director of 'Capote'. Sony Pictures describes it like this… Based on a true story, Moneyball is a movie for anybody who has ever dreamed of taking on the system. Brad Pitt stars as Billy Beane, the general manager of the Oakland A's and the guy who assembles the team, who has an epiphany: all of baseball's conventional...read more

Jennifer Aniston is a home wrecking whore

Jennifer Aniston has talked non stop for 6 years to make sure everyone knows how awful it was when the mean and wicked Angelina Jolie took out her claws to seduce and steal Brad Pitt. Very obviously Jennifer would never do anything like that. Jennifer Aniston's romance with Justin Theroux has ended his 14-year relationship with his live-in girlfriend Heidi Bivens -- who moved out of their home last weekend, Page Six...read more

Monday headlines, with Michelle Hunziker in a bikini

TREE OF LIFE - won the equivalent of Best Picture at the Cannes Fim Festival this weekend, but experts don't think that will help much at the box office. But how can that be? Everyone loves the French. If those socialist pussies liked the movie, it should do great here in America. (la times) KIRSTEN DUNST - was the winner of the Best Actress award at Cannes for her work in 'Melancholia'. As you now know, Cannes...read more

Brad Pitt looks like this now

Brad Pitt (seen here showing us what a Jeff Bridges 'Miami Vice' movie could have looked like) is in Cannes today for the premiere of 'the Tree Of Life', which is getting mixed reviews. Unlike his hair and beard, which will be universally mocked. I never thought I'd see this day but it's almost to the point where I can say I'm better looking than Brad Pitt without someone saying, "oh yeah, you sure are", and then...read more

Angelina Jolie may have adopted another kid (update!)

Most people have seen the tattoo that Angelina Jolie has on her shoulder listing the latitude and longitude where each of her six kids were born. For example, here she is at the Salt premier last July. The two lines at the bottom say N 43 41' 21" E 07 14' 28", and if you plug that in on a map you get the Lenval hospital in Nice, France, where her twins Knox and Vivienne were born in July of 2008. It's actually pretty...read more

Angelina Jolie is in Libya

I quickly wanna preface this with what Jennifer Aniston said when explaining why she spent her 41st birthday at a palatial resort in Mexico. "(A friend) said to me, 'You come to Mexico all the time and Mexico is really hurting right now because of the swine flu and the drug trafficking and all of this sort of stuff." "It sort of made sense to sort of say ‘Hey, let's help out Mexico'" Okay now this, today, from Us......read more

Jennifer Aniston is distancing herself from Chelsea Handler

When we last saw Jennifer Aniston, she was pouting (shocking, I know) about Chelsea Handler calling Angelina Jolie a "cunt", immediately after Handler and Aniston went on vacation together. Apparently Aniston thought everyone would assume they spent the vacation trashing Angelina. And 10 points to Aniston, because she was correct, and that is in fact what everyone thinks. Now, Popeater says Aniston has done what she...read more