Brad Pitt Maybe Not Too Faithful

According to a report Angelina Jolie's friends wrote, Brad Pitt definitely had an affair with Marion Cotillard and having your healthy ovaries cut out is a fantastic idea. read more

Angelina Jolie Leaks Pitt Gone Wild Video

Angelina Jolie leaked a recording of her wasted husband acting like an asshole and harming nobody. You know what drives people to drink, the vague suspicion that your wife might be recording you on her cell phone. read more

Brad Pitt, Child Abuser, According to Reports from Angelina Jolie's Sister's Friend Who's Cousins With a Guy at TMZ

Let the games begin. Angelina Jolie is wasting no time leaking tales to the media about her husband's drug and alcohol fueled rants and verbal and physical abuse of the children. TMZ is biting: read more

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Angelina Following the Heard Model for the Sake of the Children

The only people who know what goes on in any family are the husband and wife and their seven or so internationally adopted and conceived children. Plus the truck beds of UN Refugees turned into household staff, nannies, and windbreaker wearing personnel security. read more

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Divorce

It's a miracle it lasted this long. She appears to be completely insane and keeps removing her body parts. He seems like a not so bright pothead. You don't have to get married just because people think it would be kind of cool. read more

By The Sea Looks Scintillating (VIDEO)

Writer director Angelina Jolie is surpassed in horror only by oncologist clairvoyantAngelina Jolie. I might have that reversed. I could finally finish my Psych 101 paper requirements watching Angelina pre-cog her breasts and uterus out of her body. I see no redeeming... read more

Brad and Angelina Support the Shit Out of Their Tranny Third Grader

Celebrity reporters are fingering themselves with approvalover Brad and Angelina encouraging their grade school daughter Shiloh to live life as a boy named John. According to every gender identity expert found at any British college you've never heard of, indulging your... read more

Shia Labeouf Seems Sort of Crazy

Shia Labeouf intentionallycut his face repeatedly and removed a tooth while filming The Fury. Brad Pitt was super enthused about this because he produced the movie and therefore gets enormous royalties so it seemed like solid sensationalized promotional jargon: "He's one... read more

Pitt, DiCaprio, DeNiro Team Up For Passion Project

Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio and Robert DeNiro will reportedly each make $13 million dollars for two days filming a short movie to promote a new casino in Macau. The Studio City is a movie themed mega casino, which should bode well for Arab oil execs looking to bang... read more

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Angelina Jolie Wears Her Kids Proudly

A woman who decapitates her boobs because of possible future cancer isn't the kind of woman that waits around for shit. After just twelve years of making, extricating, and PayPal-ing for babies with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie decided to get hitched. They were running that... read more

No One Cares That Brangelina Got Married And Shit Around The Web

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married in secret and no one gave a flying fuck. It's not like it's 2002 when you were on the cover of magazines and Angelina had yet to cut off her breasts. What's the fucking point of getting married after having 85 kids together. It is... read more

Brad Pitt Was 'Attacked' At The Maleficent Premiere (VIDEO)

Serial red carpet asshole Vitalii Sediuk has tried to "prank" some of Hollywood's biggest stars in the past, having shoved his face in Bradley Cooper's and Leonardo DiCaprio's crotches at movie premieres to the delight of no one, and Will Smith even slapped him in the... read more