Shaving your Adam’s apple, borrowing your wife’s Spanx, and growing a coiffed pony tail doesn’t make you gay. Jumping the fence to see Elton John in concert, that makes you gay. You can’t blame the former decathlete. You put... READ MORE

If Bruce Jenner wants to style his long hair and wear Spanx and nail polish and shave his various male points of distinction, fuck it, he won America a Gold Medal during a horrible gas crisis. We as a... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner just returned from Thailand, where he and his ex-wife vacationed with their daughters, including Kim Kardashian, who made the family famous by letting Ray J fuck her on camera, and a lot of people seemed to think... READ MORE

The Kardashian publicity machine came up with the line a few months back that Bruce Jenner is still very much a man totally into sports and riding his motorcycle and flying his remote controlled helicopters. They also mentioned bear... READ MORE

When I think about how Kardashian proximity has emasculated former lunch box hero Bruce Jenner, I want to punch Kris Jenner in her girdle restricted paunch so hard that Khloe passes gas. Maybe this guy was a ticking estrogen... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner emerged from his Adam’s Apple reduction surgery looking like a completely new not man. Months ago Bruce mentioned that he really hated the way his trachea looked so it’s great that he finally got that disfigurement addressed.... READ MORE

Though officially thrown out of the Asgard that is the Kardashian compound, Lamar Odom is reportedly still in contact with former in-law Bruce Jenner. Lamar has told Bruce that he’s okie-dokie with the former Olympic gold medalist’s desire to become... READ MORE

Back in October, Star Magazine’s cover declared that Kris and Bruce Jenner were getting a divorce because he allegedly owned more dresses than she did, and he basically would like to be a woman now. The whole thing seemed... READ MORE

Just a couple hours into separation from Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner already looks like somebody who had the weight of the world lifted off his shoulder. If that weight was a lying cheating puppet master with a vagina... READ MORE

Yesterday’s bullshit denial of Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner splitting up didn’t last to long. The gender bending couple emerged this morning with a confirmation to their benefactor E! Channel that they have decided what their genitals already did... READ MORE