Bruce Willis married his girlfriend Emma Heming yesterday at his vacation home in the Turks and Caicos islands. E! News says…
(Willis), 54, and the 32-year-old British model met through friends and began dating last year. Guests at the Caribbean wedding included Willis' ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher. (Willis and Demi’s) three daughters, Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah, 15, also attended the wedding.
In honor of this blessed event, I pulled some random modeling and bikini pictures of her, and brightened some from the “Leatherheads” premier so you can kind of see her tits. I'm quite the fancy gentleman.
It's been pretty hot in SoCal lately, so Bruce Willis was nice enough to dump a bottle of water on some paparazzi as they followed him around yesterday. It’s important to stay hydrated. That guy could have very well died if not for Bruce’s quick thinking. I hope that guy at least offered to reimburse Bruce for his water. It's just the right thing to do.
As his daughter can attest, Alec Baldwin is a jackass. He’s a really good actor but his career isn’t what it could have been because he’s such a jerkoff. Now a movie, based on the Hollywood tell-all "What Just Happened" by Art Linson (producer of Fight Club, The Untouchables, etc.) will give people an idea of what that looks like. Aint It Cool says…
The particulars: Baldwin shows up to the set of THE EDGE sporting a full beard, which he deems appropriate for his character; the studio, already cheesed at shelling out $5 million for a non-bankable "star", flips and demands that he shave; Linson, facing the possibility of replacing Baldwin with the less physically intimidating Bill Pullman (hot off of ID4 at the time), girds for war and, roughly, the following blow-up occurs.
I think I need to rewatch that. Does he want to keep the beard? It didn't really say.
These are some of the same pictures from yesterday but a few more, and all in better quality, so now you see Bruce Willis drown much more clearly. After hanging out with playmates on his yacht off the coast of Italy, Bruce probably raced his cigarette boat onto shore, then jumped on the beach where a butler was waiting with keys to a Ferrari on a silver tray. Then Bruce unbuttoned his dinner jacket and climbed into the sports car with the models, disappearing into the night for an evening of passion and intrigue.
Bruce Willis was photographed with a "mystery woman" earlier this week on a yacht in Sardinia, and apparently it was Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend". I tried adding up all the hot kitty Bruce Willis has punched over the years but I had to stop because my computer started to smoke. On a related note, I would bang this chick until sparks came out of her vagina and then sleep the sleep of the pure at heart. The End.
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