Bruce Willis Hitting Broadway

Bruce Willis is going to star in a Broadway adaptation of Steven King's Misery which chronicles a writer forced to live with a fat annoying chick who sledge hammershis lower limbsreminding everyone how fucking crazy female roommates are. I don't attend stage plays since I bought a TV several years back and nobody I want to fuck insists upon it. But in my layman's opinion, this seems like a bad idea. Movies allow more

Rambo Talks Shit About John McClane

Sylvester Stallone is talking mad action hero shit about his former Expendables castmate Bruce Willis. A couple of days ago it came out that Willis wouldn't appear in Expendables 3 and he would be replaced by the walking corpse of what was Harrison Ford. There was speculation as to why Willis would quit as the franchise does pretty decent business. Apparently, it's because Stallone, (who co-writes and produces more

its the 'Good Day To Die Hard' trailer

'A Good Day To Die Hard' doesn't have a very good director, or writer, or premise (John McClane goes to Russia to save his son), so it will probably be terrible, but the trailer is ok, and Bruce Willis is always good, and it at least it has Julia Snigir unzipping her jacket on a motorcycle. It will be interesting to see what her name looks like on the movie poster. Spacing is very important with this one. The more

'Expendables 2' finally has a trailer

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from 'The Losers' when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely more

Ashton has finally visited Demi

Ashton Kutcher has been criticized lately because he's essentially done nothing to show any kind of support for Demi Moore since she was hospitalized last week, but keep in mind that Ashton Kutcher is a jackass. Seems unrealistic to think that was just gonna magically stop now. Thankfully, E! says he's finally found time in his busy schedule to swing by. On Wednesday, Bruce Willis was spotted paying a visit to (Demi) more

its Wes Anderson at his Wes Andersonest

It's been said that you could pull almost any still from a Wes Anderson movie and use it as a poster, because every image in every shot will be symmetrical and beautifully framed. And that's clearly true for his next movie too, which, if he were being honest, he'd call, ‘An Anamorphic Wide-Angle Lens Shooting To-Camera Medium-Shots, part 6.'read more

"Die Hard 5" is not promising

The CEO of Fox announced today that 'Die Hard 5' will begin filming in January, with a terrible director ('The Omen', 'Max Payne') and a terrible writer ('Swordfish', "X-Men-Wolverine'), and will be released on Valentines Day in 2013. Can they fuck this up any more? Yes, actually, because they're calling it 'A Good Day To Die Hard', and it's about John McClane going to Russia to get his son out of jail. Now, there more

morning headlines

MIRANDA KERR - posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he's 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics) BRUCE WILLIS - was a pain in the ass to work with on Cop Out, according to director Kevin Smith. "I had no fucking help from this dude whatsoever." And more

screw you bruce willis

Willis of course married Emma Heming over the weekend, or, as the Sun UK points out, another way to say that would be that Bruce Willis married former Victoria’s Secret catwalk model Emma Heming over the weekend. Gorgeous Emma began as a pin-up in her twenties and soon landed a string of jobs with undie chain Victoria's Secret, appearing in many of the chain's saucy catalogues showing off revealing outfits. Born more

bruce willis is really smart

The official version is that Bruce Willis met his new wife, the Victoria’s Secret model 24 years younger than him, though “friends”. But why wait for your dead beat friends to hook you up when you can just cast a bunch of models in your movie and then have sex with them. An impeccable source tells Page Six: "During the casting of “Perfect Stranger”, Bruce was very involved with the casting (even for minor roles). more

bruce willis got married

Bruce Willis married his girlfriend Emma Heming yesterday at his vacation home in the Turks and Caicos islands. E! News says…(Willis), 54, and the 32-year-old British model met through friends and began dating last year. Guests at the Caribbean wedding included Willis' ex-wife Demi Moore and her husband Ashton Kutcher. (Willis and Demi’s) three daughters, Rumer, 20, Scout, 17, and Tallulah, 15, also attended more


It's been pretty hot in SoCal lately, so Bruce Willis was nice enough to dump a bottle of water on some paparazzi as they followed him around yesterday. It’s important to stay hydrated. That guy could have very well died if not for Bruce’s quick thinking. I hope that guy at least offered to reimburse Bruce for his water. It's just the right thing to more


As his daughter can attest, Alec Baldwin is a jackass. He’s a really good actor but his career isn’t what it could have been because he’s such a jerkoff. Now a movie, based on the Hollywood tell-all "What Just Happened" by Art Linson (producer of Fight Club, The Untouchables, etc.) will give people an idea of what that looks like. Aint It Cool says...The particulars: Baldwin shows up to the set of THE EDGE sporting more


These are some of the same pictures from yesterday but a few more, and all in better quality, so now you see Bruce Willis drown much more clearly. After hanging out with playmates on his yacht off the coast of Italy, Bruce probably raced his cigarette boat onto shore, then jumped on the beach where a butler was waiting with keys to a Ferrari on a silver tray. Then Bruce unbuttoned his dinner jacket and climbed into more


Bruce Willis was photographed with a "mystery woman" earlier this week on a yacht in Sardinia, and apparently it was Karen McDougal, the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year. Page Six says, "the 36-year-old brunette is definitely his girlfriend". I tried adding up all the hot kitty Bruce Willis has punched over the years but I had to stop because my computer started to smoke. On a related note, I would bang this more