Bruce Willis Hitting Broadway

Bruce Willis is going to star in a Broadway adaptation of Steven King's Misery which chronicles a writer forced to live with a fat annoying chick who sledge hammers his lower limbs reminding everyone how fucking crazy female roommates are. I don't attend stage plays... read more

Rambo Talks Shit About John McClane

Sylvester Stallone is talking mad action hero shit about his former Expendables castmate Bruce Willis. A couple of days ago it came out that Willis wouldn't appear in Expendables 3 and he would be replaced by the walking corpse of what was Harrison Ford. There was... read more

its the 'Good Day To Die Hard' trailer

'A Good Day To Die Hard' doesn't have a very good director, or writer, or premise (John McClane goes to Russia to save his son), so it will probably be terrible, but the trailer is ok, and Bruce Willis is always good, and it at least it has Julia Snigir unzipping her... read more

'Expendables 2' finally has a trailer

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from 'The Losers' when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible. read more

Ashton has finally visited Demi

Ashton Kutcher has been criticized lately because he's essentially done nothing to show any kind of support for Demi Moore since she was hospitalized last week, but keep in mind that Ashton Kutcher is a jackass. Seems unrealistic to think that was just gonna magically... read more

its Wes Anderson at his Wes Andersonest

It's been said that you could pull almost any still from a Wes Anderson movie and use it as a poster, because every image in every shot will be symmetrical and beautifully framed. And that's clearly true for his next movie too, which, if he were being honest, he'd call,... read more

"Die Hard 5" is not promising

The CEO of Fox announced today that 'Die Hard 5' will begin filming in January, with a terrible director ('The Omen', 'Max Payne') and a terrible writer ('Swordfish', "X-Men-Wolverine'), and will be released on Valentines Day in 2013. Can they fuck this up any more? Yes,... read more

morning headlines

MIRANDA KERR - posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he's 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics) BRUCE... read more

screw you bruce willis

Willis of course married Emma Heming over the weekend, or, as the Sun UK points out, another way to say that would be that Bruce Willis married former Victoria’s Secret catwalk model Emma Heming over the weekend. Gorgeous Emma began as a pin-up in her twenties and soon... read more

bruce willis is really smart

The official version is that Bruce Willis met his new wife, the Victoria’s Secret model 24 years younger than him, though “friends”.  But why wait for your dead beat friends to hook you up when you can just cast a bunch of models in your movie and then have sex with them.... read more

bruce willis got married

Bruce Willis married his girlfriend Emma Heming yesterday at his vacation home in the Turks and Caicos islands.  E! News says…(Willis), 54, and the 32-year-old British model met through friends and began dating last year.  Guests at the Caribbean wedding included Willis'... read more


It's been pretty hot in SoCal lately, so Bruce Willis was nice enough to dump a bottle of water on some paparazzi as they followed him around yesterday.  It’s important to stay hydrated.  That guy could have very well died if not for Bruce’s quick thinking.  I hope that... read more