‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ doesn’t have a very good director, or writer, or premise (John McClane goes to Russia to save his son), so it will probably be terrible, but the trailer is ok, and Bruce Willis is always good, and it at least it has Julia Snigir unzipping her jacket on a motorcycle. It will be interesting to see what her name looks like on the movie poster. Spacing is very important with this one. The last thing you want is for JULIA SNIGIR to look like JULIAS NIGIR.
‘Expendables 2′ finally has a trailer
By brendon May 03, 2012 @ 4:01 PM
I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible.
Ashton has finally visited Demi
By brendon February 02, 2012 @ 7:26 PM
Ashton Kutcher has been criticized lately because he’s essentially done nothing to show any kind of support for Demi Moore since she was hospitalized last week, but keep in mind that Ashton Kutcher is a jackass. Seems unrealistic to think that was just gonna magically stop now.
Thankfully, E! says he’s finally found time in his busy schedule to swing by.
On Wednesday, Bruce Willis was spotted paying a visit to (Demi). Later in the day … Ashton Kutcher was seen pulling into the actress’ driveway in a blacked-out Lexus.
That’s not a bad impulse actually. Just do that Ashton. Just follow Bruce Willis around and do whatever he does, since he seems to know what he’s doing, and you’re practically retarded.
its Wes Anderson at his Wes Andersonest
By brendon January 13, 2012 @ 1:11 PM
It’s been said that you could pull almost any still from a Wes Anderson movie and use it as a poster, because every image in every shot will be symmetrical and beautifully framed. And that’s clearly true for his next movie too, which, if he were being honest, he’d call, ‘An Anamorphic Wide-Angle Lens Shooting To-Camera Medium-Shots, part 6.’
“Die Hard 5″ is not promising
By brendon October 12, 2011 @ 4:37 PM
The CEO of Fox announced today that ‘Die Hard 5′ will begin filming in January, with a terrible director (‘The Omen’, ‘Max Payne’) and a terrible writer (‘Swordfish’, “X-Men-Wolverine’), and will be released on Valentines Day in 2013. Can they fuck this up any more? Yes, actually, because they’re calling it ‘A Good Day To Die Hard’, and it’s about John McClane going to Russia to get his son out of jail.
Now, there was once a time when Justin Timberlake was scheduled to play his son in ‘Die Hard 4′, so at least we’ll be spared that, but re-watch the trailer for ‘the Raid’. That’s what ‘Die Hard’ is supposed to look like. Look movie studios, I’m more than happy to give you my 10 dollars, but you fuckers have to at least meet me halfway on this.
(source = slash film)
morning headlines
By brendon January 19, 2011 @ 10:39 AM
MIRANDA KERR – posted the first picture of her son Flynn, presumably taken by her husband Orlando Bloom, and as you can see it was while he was sucking on one of her perky little tits. Which means he’s 2 weeks old and his life has probably peaked. (kora organics)
BRUCE WILLIS – was a pain in the ass to work with on Cop Out, according to director Kevin Smith. “I had no fucking help from this dude whatsoever.” And yet that movie totally worked, on every level, a modern masterpiece. The creative process sure is a mystery. (filmdrunk)
HALLE BERRY – is supposedly on good terms with her ex Gabriel Aubry, who is also the father of her 2yo daughter, but yesterday he filed for custody, setting up a potential tug-of-war with their child. Not a literal tug-of-war with their child of course, though that would be way more exciting. (e!)
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER – is ready to return to acting, perhaps playing a Nazi commander who refuses to execute POW’s at the end of WWII in With Wings As Eagles. Or perhaps playing something else, in a different movie. What am I, psychic? (fox)
RICKY GERVAIS – will not be hosting the Golden Globes again next year, saying he feels twice is enough. Which is how I now feel about watching the Golden Globes. (yahoo)
