Bruce Willis Hitting Broadway

March 5, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bruce Willis is going to star in a Broadway adaptation of Steven King’s Misery which chronicles a writer forced to live with a fat annoying chick who sledge hammers¬†his lower limbs¬†reminding everyone how fucking crazy female roommates are. I... READ MORE

Rambo Talks Shit About John McClane

August 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sylvester Stallone is talking mad action hero shit about his former Expendables castmate Bruce Willis. A couple of days ago it came out that Willis wouldn’t appear in Expendables 3 and he would be replaced by the walking corpse... READ MORE

its the ‘Good Day To Die Hard’ trailer

October 6, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘A Good Day To Die Hard’ doesn’t have a very good director, or writer, or premise (John McClane goes to Russia to save his son), so it will probably be terrible, but the trailer is ok, and Bruce Willis... READ MORE

‘Expendables 2’ finally has a trailer

May 4, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I take the fact that this opens with a finger-gun/sniper scene taken from ‘The Losers’ when Chris Evans did the exact same thing as a terrific sign! Now that scene has the advantage of being completely unintelligible. READ MORE

Ashton has finally visited Demi

February 3, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashton Kutcher has been criticized lately because he’s essentially done nothing to show any kind of support for Demi Moore since she was hospitalized last week, but keep in mind that Ashton Kutcher is a jackass. Seems unrealistic to... READ MORE

its Wes Anderson at his Wes Andersonest

January 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s been said that you could pull almost any still from a Wes Anderson movie and use it as a poster, because every image in every shot will be symmetrical and beautifully framed. And that’s clearly true for his... READ MORE