Chris Brown Hits For The Cycle (VIDEO)

June 24, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If Chris Brown understood the concept of irony he’d really enjoy reading his paperback biography while he’s permanently locked up six years from now. We’ll leave a few pages at the end so you can write in your conversion to Islam, OJ Light.

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Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Whoring Up the Baby

May 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Brown took exception with the mother of his daughter posing two year old Royalty for a Junior Beaver Hunt submission.

It’s crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16. I ain’t cool wit that. SHE IS 2!!!!

It’s possible Brown meant eighteen for flashing full vagina. Or never, you know, if she’s your daughter.

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Chris Brown Trouble With Them Bitches Again

January 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Brown either punched a woman in the face again or thought about it. A chick at Brown’s New Year’s Eve private afterparty at the Palms Hotel in Vegas claims Brown yelled at her to not film him performing on the cell she wasn’t supposed to have, and subsequently injured her while confiscating her phone. […]

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Chris Brown Drinks Too Much Cough Syrup And Shit Around The Web

November 4, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Girl beater and general douchebag Chris Brown has apparently gotten quite a sizzurp habit. I’ve never understood what’s gangsta about drinking cough syrup. That’s like when I was 8 and I’d sneak sips of Dimatap and I ain’t hood at all. But then who said Chris Brown was gangsta? (TMZ) Sylvie Meis wears lingerie because […]

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Chris Brown Not Welcome Down Under And Shit Around The Web

September 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Australia has become the latest country that doesn’t want to let in Chris Brown anymore. They beat their own women just fine after a six pack of Fosters. Read all about Chris’ latest travel woes. (Dlisted) Nicki Minaj wears next to nothing in GQ. (Last Men On Earth) Mindy Robinson and Vanessa Branch are topless […]

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Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

August 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon posted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior. This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashion than pistols. Dudes used to care about whiskey and pussy. Now it’s lining up shoes like you’re one of […]

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Two-Faced Chris Brown And Shit Around The Web

August 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Woman beater Chris Brown got a tattoo on his head of an ancient Greek statue for some reason. I hope he doesn’t get mad at the woman on his head and beat the shit out of her. See his latest stupid tattoo. (TMZ) Costa Rican señorita Juliana Herz shows off her chichis. (Egotastic All-Stars) The […]

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Chris Brown Held Hostage, Day Who Gives a Fuck

July 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Philippines are holding Chris Brown in lock down in Manilla because he fucked over a powerful church group by ditching out on a planned concert this past New Year’s Eve. According to the Church and Christ group, they fronted Brown one million clams and Brown stiffed them with some lame excuse and I guess […]

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Chris Brown Hamstrung

July 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chris Brown has hired armed guards to protect his home from the Bloods he calls his friends who robbed his house after texting him to ask where he was at. Pictured above is his closet, proving he has a vast array of interests including shoes and lining up shoes. Police believe a club promoter was […]

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Chris Brown’s House Robbed

July 16, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chris Brown’s house was robbed while he was at an ESPY party paying tribute to Caitlyn Jenner’s bronzed penis. The armed men forced themselves in and made Brown’s aunt wait in the closet where he keeps his stash of alt porn. They stole some possessions from his house that would have ended up at auction in a few years […]

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