Chris Brown Dropped By Publicist

June 29, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Aside from being sued by his former manager Chris Brown is keeping his death pool stock strong and was just fired by his publicist Nicole Perna who is slightly below Brown on the morality scale. The trouble started when... READ MORE

Suge Knight Sues Chris Brown

June 28, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Suge Knight is a real pin cushion of bullet holes. He is suing Chris Brown and Zika ridden 1Oak from behind bars because they didn't have adequate security during a Chris Brown party where Knight was shot up for... READ MORE

Chris Brown Hits For The Cycle (VIDEO)

June 24, 2016 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If Chris Brown understood the concept of irony he'd really enjoy reading his paperback biography while he's permanently locked up six years from now. We'll leave a few pages at the end so you can write in your conversion... READ MORE

Chris Brown’s Baby Mama Whoring Up the Baby

May 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Brown took exception with the mother of his daughter posing two year old Royalty for a Junior Beaver Hunt submission. It’s crazy to me that a parent would OK dressing our daughter like she 16. I ain’t cool... READ MORE

Chris Brown Trouble With Them Bitches Again

January 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Brown either punched a woman in the face again or thought about it. A chick at Brown’s New Year’s Eve private afterparty at the Palms Hotel in Vegas claims Brown yelled at her to not film him performing... READ MORE

Chris Brown Drinks Too Much Cough Syrup And Shit Around The Web

November 4, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Girl beater and general douchebag Chris Brown has apparently gotten quite a sizzurp habit. I’ve never understood what’s gangsta about drinking cough syrup. That’s like when I was 8 and I’d sneak sips of Dimatap and I ain’t hood... READ MORE

Chris Brown Not Welcome Down Under And Shit Around The Web

September 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Australia has become the latest country that doesn’t want to let in Chris Brown anymore. They beat their own women just fine after a six pack of Fosters. Read all about Chris’ latest travel woes. (Dlisted) Nicki Minaj wears... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Renaissance Man

August 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nick Cannon posted an Instagram shot of his shoe closet in response to Chris Brown having shown off his super interesting closet weeks prior. This is like an old fashioned duel, if the guys were pansies more into fashion than pistols. Dudes... READ MORE

Two-Faced Chris Brown And Shit Around The Web

August 25, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Woman beater Chris Brown got a tattoo on his head of an ancient Greek statue for some reason. I hope he doesn’t get mad at the woman on his head and beat the shit out of her. See his... READ MORE

Chris Brown Held Hostage, Day Who Gives a Fuck

July 24, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Philippines are holding Chris Brown in lock down in Manilla because he fucked over a powerful church group by ditching out on a planned concert this past New Year’s Eve. According to the Church and Christ group, they... READ MORE