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Chris Rock Got Prior Written Consent

Chris Rock made some pointed comments at a number of OscarsSoWhite Academy Award malcontents during his opening monologue while hosting the event this past Sunday evening. It was a way of softening the blow for his larger note that Hollywood is indeed racist, just not the horrible kind. "Jada's gonna boycott the Oscars? Jada boycotting the Oscars is like me boycotting Rihanna'spanties. I wasn't invited!" "Her man Will...read more

Chris Rock Girl Scout Bullshit And Shit Around The Web

You'll recall at the Oscars that Chris Rock claims he raised 65k for the Girl Scouts by selling cookies to millionaire Hollywood assholes that don't eat. In fact, he only raised $2500. What a fucking liar. He better make up the difference or he's going to look like an asshole. He doesn't deserve those Thin Mints. (TMZ) Jessica Alba is nipplicious in Spandex. (Last Men On Earth) Lorelle Rayner shows off her tits for...read more

The Oscars Invariably Sucked

Chris Rock nailed a near perfect opening monologue blasting Hollywood both for being racists and overreacting about being racist and then probably should've left and handed off the show to Doogie Howser because he seemed spent after dealing with OscarsSoWhite hype for six weeks. The remainder of the show served as a circle jerk of rich artists patting each other on the back for making movies mostly nobody has seen...read more

Chris Rock About to Be Raked

I'd wondered why I heard Chris Rock talk about how much he loves his kids while promoting a movie I won't see on public radio stations I won't listen to. Turns out he's working some spin.Rock hasa wife whonot surprisingly hates him since he's a mini Bill Cosby who yells at the gardeners in bifocals. Malaak Compton-Rockdoes unspecified charity work for a living, which means she doesn't earn shit unless she's...read more

Chris Rock Was Basically Right About Hollywood

Ever since Not North Korea hacked into Sony Pictures emails, we've learned more about Hollywoodthan the entire historyof tell-all books and scathing magazines articles and memoirs. Turns out, Hollywood is a petty place with petty people piling cash into Obama fundraisers so they can stand with Gwyneth Paltrow and gush and pretend they don't check the silverware after any black persons spends the night. In his article...read more

Chris Rock: Hollywood Is Racist And Shit Around The Web

Chris Rock is the new go to go for quote on race in America. According to Rock,Hollywood is filled with racists keeping minorities down, even if they're not the super bad kind of racists. Chris spoke while taking a break from three days workvoicing a cartoon Zebra and collecting ten million. Read all about the man keeping everyone down. (The Superficial) A guy was arrested and not commended for threatening Mama June....read more

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Chris Rock Gave Porn To Dying Kid (VIDEO)

Chris Rock says he once snuck the Pam Anderson sex tape into the hands of a dying kid. Yes. Rock was on Jerry Seinfeld's webseries Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee when he told Jerry how he helped a young man in the Make a Wish Foundation to see Pam Anderson's tits before he left this Earth. "I had a Make a Wish kid, like a 15-year-old kid dying of cancer, and I snuck him the, uh, Pam Anderson sex tape. He's dead...read more

Adam Sandler gave his friends new Maseratis

People either like Adam Sandler movies or they don't, but about the worst thing you ever hear abut him personally is that he's too loyal to his old friends. Meaning he keeps casting people like David Spade and Rob Schneider when no one else ever would. So it pays to be Adam Sandlers friend. In fact it's awesome. The Daily Mail says... But not only is Sandler a good father - he also appears to be mega-generous and...read more

chris rock is understanding

Chris Rock was on Letterman last night, and because it's still such a touchy subject, Rock was kind enough to wait 24 seconds before mentioning Lettermans affairs. The Huff Post says... David Letterman was suffering from a hoarse voice on his show Wednesday night, and his guest, Chris Rock, didn't make things any easier on him. "Dave, what the hell happened to your voice? Things going bad at home?" Rock asked. "You're...read more

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

CHRIS ROCK IS NERVOUS – TMZ says that Chris Rock was a nervous wreck today while testifying in the Anthony Pellicano wiretapping case.A freaked-out Rock took the stand for roughly 15 minutes to talk about a most uncomfortable subject -- DNA and baby mamas. As we already reported, Rock's attorney hired the P.I. to the stars to investigate Monica Zsibrita, who had claimed she and Rock had hooked up, and that he was the...read more

IN THE FREEZER? WTF.

Everyone loves a good rape story, but this one is even better than normal. The Huffington Post has a pretty remarkable audio tape from a 2001 conversation between Cris Rock and embattled Hollywood private investigator Anthony Pellicano. They talk for over 30 minutes about a woman Monica Zsibrita, who had accused Rock of rape. She also claimed to be pregnant with his child. Both these claims were false. No charges were...read more