Chris Rock Is A Shameful Insensitive Sexual Harassment Joke Slinger

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Comedy was considered art a few years ago. But the recent social climate states you need to watch what you say or you run the risk of upsetting your entire audience and earning the label of sexual harassment sympathizer.

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Chris Rock Method Cheating

May 8, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Chris Rock admitted in an interview to cheating on his wife with actress Kerry Washington while the two of them were filming I think I Love My Wife, a movie where Chris Rock’s character contemplates cheating on his wife with a character played by Kerry Washington. The whole thing is splendidly meta. Even better if you’re Rock’s coc

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Chris Rock Got Prior Written Consent

March 2, 2016 | Uncategorized | josh-j| 0 Comments

Chris Rock made some pointed comments at a number of OscarsSoWhite Academy Award malcontents during his opening monologue while hosting the event this past Sunday evening. It was a way of softening the blow for his larger note that Hollywood is indeed racist, just not the horrible kind. “Jada’s gonna boycott the Oscars? Jada boycotting […]

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Chris Rock Girl Scout Bullshit And Shit Around The Web

March 2, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

You’ll recall at the Oscars that Chris Rock claims he raised 65k for the Girl Scouts by selling cookies to millionaire Hollywood assholes that don’t eat. In fact, he only raised $2500. What a fucking liar. He better make up the difference or he’s going to look like an asshole. He doesn’t deserve those Thin […]

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The Oscars Invariably Sucked

February 29, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chris Rock nailed a near perfect opening monologue blasting Hollywood both for being racists and overreacting about being racist and then probably should’ve left and handed off the show to Doogie Howser because he seemed spent after dealing with OscarsSoWhite hype for six weeks. The remainder of the show served as a circle jerk of […]

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Chris Rock About to Be Raked

December 31, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

I’d wondered why I heard Chris Rock talk about how much he loves his kids while promoting a movie I won’t see on public radio stations I won’t listen to. Turns out he’s working some spin. Rock has a wife who not surprisingly hates him since he’s a mini Bill Cosby who yells at the gardeners in bifocals. […]

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Chris Rock Was Basically Right About Hollywood

December 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ever since Not North Korea hacked into Sony Pictures emails, we’ve learned more about Hollywood than the entire history of tell-all books and scathing magazines articles and memoirs. Turns out, Hollywood is a petty place with petty people piling cash into Obama fundraisers so they can stand with Gwyneth Paltrow and gush and pretend they don’t check […]

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Chris Rock: Hollywood Is Racist And Shit Around The Web

December 5, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Rock is the new go to go for quote on race in America. According to Rock, Hollywood is filled with racists keeping minorities down, even if they’re not the super bad kind of racists. Chris spoke while taking a break from three days work voicing a cartoon Zebra and collecting ten million. Read all about the […]

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Chris Rock Gave Porn To Dying Kid (VIDEO)

August 6, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Chris Rock says he once snuck the Pam Anderson sex tape into the hands of a dying kid. Yes. Rock was on Jerry Seinfeld’s webseries Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee when he told Jerry how he helped a young man in the Make a Wish Foundation to see Pam Anderson’s tits before he left this […]

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