Christian Bale Is No Ashton Kutcher

Christian Bale has been tapped to play Steve Jobs in a new biopic. You might recall a Steve Jobs film coming out only last year. Typically two movies about the same topic wouldn't be made within such a brief period, unless one of them featured a hilariously inept Ashton Kutcher pretending his fake beard made him an actor. Kutcher's performance in 2014's Jobs was almost hard to turn away from, but watching him get hung...read more

Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Adams Look Amazing In American Hustle (VIDEO)

The new trailer for American Hustle was released yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I'd like to be a little more optimistic but I don't have a clue what it's about, other than a three-way competition between Christian Bale, Bradley Cooper and Jeremy Renner to look like the ugliest guys you'd spot in a New Jersey strip club. Then again, it also has Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Adams looking like 70s porn stars, so...read more

Christian Bale visited Aurora shooting victims, go Sox

Because there are a few people in Hollywood who are actually decent human beings, Christian Bale went to Aurora, Colorado, today to visit victims of Fridays shooting, and he did it unannounced, with no press or photographers, and the story only got out after people in the hostpital started to update their facebook. After about two and a half hours at the hospital, he and his wife visited the memorial set up across the...read more

people really like 'The Dark Knight Rises'

With just 4 days until it's release, Warner Brothers is finally giving critics who have seen ‘The Dark Knight Rises' permission to publish their reviews, and according to the few that are online now, it seems Christopher Nolan is still really really good at making movies. Empire gives it 5 stars, saying: ?"With spectacle in abundance, this is superhero filmmaking on an unprecedented scale." The Hollywood Reporter...read more

its the third and final 'Dark Knight Rises' trailer

The final trailer for ‘The Dark Knight Rises' will premier in front of ‘The Avengers' on Friday, but Warner Bros. put it on youtube last night (you can also watch it in 1080 on a Warner Bros. link here, or I put the 1080 version on mediafire and rapidshare which you can download here or here) and it shows a lot. Maybe even more than you want to know. POSSIBLE HEAVY SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT. OR ME JUST BLINDLY GUESSING....read more

new 'Dark Knight Rises' pictures of Catwoman, others

The - internet - is - going apeshit today with the release of a new promo picture of Anne Hathaway and Anne Hathaways ass in her full Catwoman outfit from the ‘Dark Knight Rises'. "Oh, please, don't anyone mind me, I'm just the star of the god damn movie," said Batman, who also had a new promo picture released. "You guys need to grow the hell up," Bane added.read more

Batman is ripped out

Christian Bale and Tom Hardy filmed some scenes on Wall Street yesterday for ‘The Dark Knight Rises', and I guess I never noticed before how goofy the new bat-suit looks. It's like they saved money by re-using the pants from Tron. Come to think of it the bat-pod looks like one of those Tron light cycles too. Is this a prequel or something? (image source = inf)read more

Batman fights Bane outside a courthouse, apparently

‘The Dark Knight Rises' filmed in Pittsburgh over the weekend, and if you liked the first two Christopher Nolan Batman movies but thought they needed more fighting on courthouse steps, good news, because that shit totally happens in the third one. Specifically Batman fighting Bane on some steps. And though he's not listed by the paparazzi agency and I can't find any mention of him, that also looks like the first...read more

the top 10 stories of 2009

10. KELLY BROOK IS PHOTOGENIC - this picture was the topic of some heated debate around the office while making the Top 100 list, with many feeling it should be the number 1 story of the year. Of course I'm the only one who works here, so it was mostly my penis taking a stand. Eventually we agreed on the Top 10. That's the price of leadership. (May 20th) 9. PAULA ABDUL GOT FIRED FROM AMERICAN IDOL - because she was...read more

Christian Bale is doing great

Christian Bale lost 63 pounds for his role in the 2004 movie "the Machinist", then gained 75 in just a few months for "Batman Begins". Now he's being all actor-y again and shedding weight for his role as a boxer who gets addicted to hugs drugs in "the Fighter". This guy is a real pro. When he takes a part he lives it. That's why I sent him my script about that guy who punched Perez in the face. (hq jump = here. source...read more

Where did Christian Bale go?

Remember Christian Bale? He was in the Batman movies, and Terminator 4? And after that he was in talks to star opposite Johnny Depp in "Public Enemies"? And those talks were successful and he took the part and filmed the movie and it was a really big deal? Well you'd never know that based on the ad campaign, because Bale isn't in any of the commercials and not on the poster. E! online, is there something you'd like to...read more

maybe bale isnt so bad after all

It would be easy to imagine that everyone in Hollywood hates Christian Bale now since that tape made him sound like a lunatic. But it would also be easy to imagine a half giraffe, half pig called a "giraffapig". My retarded point being, it’s easy to imagine stuff, but that doesn’t make it real. Radar Online says...Bale became a hero to cast and crew after his tirade against (director of photography) Hurlbut, who was...read more

angry christian bale: DA REMIX!

LA based DJ RevoLucian has made rage danceable by setting Christian Bales on set tirade to a nice little club beat. What’s even more amazing is that he did this shit in like 12 hours. The guys a genius, at least in the category of setting threats to music. No one has brought together music and harassment this well since me in the 7th grade, when I took a dump in the fat kids tuba. (go here if the player below doesn't...read more

i think he might be upset

Movie sets are a magical place. Most of the crew is made up of union lifers in cut off sweatpants rubbing their nuts as they stand 10 feet away from a love scene, and most of the cast got hired based on a series of blowjobs. Or they're big stars, like Christian Bale. He seems delightful. Except in this audio from the set of "Terminator: Salvation", where he says "fuck" 37 times in 3 minutes and 45 seconds, demands the...read more

THE NEW TERMINATOR TRAILER

God I hate the weeks leading up to Christmas and Hanukkah. The town essentially shuts down and stuff like this passes for news. The only good side is some slut will inevitably head to Hawaii or Mexico and get naked. Until then, here's the trailer for Terminator 4, an essential continuation of the story that still has much to say about mean robots from the future. And not just any future, a bleak future where the...read more