Dave Chapelle Loaded

Dave Chapelle did a show in Detroit which mostly entailed him smoking cigarettes and playing I Spy with himself while his body went into hibernation mode. He took the stage an hour late, although the crowd was for some reason still being seated well past showtime. Perhaps Dave decided to get shit faced as a form of protest.I drank a twelve pack once in the name of ending puppy mills. Hero is a strong word. Chapelle is...read more

Dave Chappelle Can't Win

A guy was arrested for throwing a banana peel at Dave Chappelle during a live show and striking him in the leg. Christian Englander was booked on disorderly conduct and battery. He claims he had eaten the banana earlier and just happened to have the peel on hand and this was nota premeditated racial statement. Let's say he's not lying. Could you not find another object? Spent cups of beer don't conjure up images of...read more

Prince Gets Meta On His New Album Cover

Prince's new album cover for "Breakfast Can Wait" isn't a picture of the real prince, it's Dave Chappelle. The picture is a screengrab from a classic sketch on Chappelle Show in which Charlie Murphy tells the tale of playing basketball with Prince...and losing. Then Prince made them pancakes. This was back before Chappelle went fucking nuts and flew to Africa to find himself or some shit. It's an interesting choice...read more

Monday headlines, with romance and fitness

DAVE CHAPELLE - walked around NYC this weekend, and if you're wondering what he's been doing since he left 'The Chapelle Show', the answer apparently is, "millions of push-ups." (flynet) BRAVE - has a new brand new teaser trailer out today. It would seem next summers Pixar movie tells the timeless tale of Bear vs Ginger. (trailer addict) NEIL PATRICK HARRIS - announced his engament to David Burtka on twitter this...read more

Thursday headlines, with the return of Dave Chapelle

DAVE CHAPELLE - is creating a new show that will air on a subscription service like Netflix or Hulu, where all the best comedies are found. (the daily) TUPAC - would have been 40 today, and his 1996 murder is still unsolved, but yesterday a man claimed that he was hired by rap mogul James Rosemond to rob and shoot Tupac. Pac survived but later was killed in a similar ambush. Rosemond is denying these charges, but we...read more