It looks like Hannah Jeter managed to hit a homer in life being the superstar's wife and giving birth to baby girl Bella Raine Jeter. The Yankees might not be doing all that great but Jeter is still winning. 

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Derek Jeter allegedly has herpes according to anyone who's ever fucked him. The odds he's using a condom with his new bride Hannah Davis are zero. So, she now officially has herpes. That really knocks you down a few... READ MORE

Women have been blaming hunger for their mood swings since cavemen came home empty-handed from failed hunts. But even Cro-Magnon knew it was their vaginas. Though that fails to explain why my step-brother is a cunt when he skips... READ MORE

Derek Jeter’s ass model ex-girlfriend is apparently still not over it. After noticing Jeter’s newest fuck model Hannah Davis on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, Vida Guerra did what most spurned lovers do and shot a bunch... READ MORE

Derek Jeter rented out a warehouse in the meatpacking district to watch the Seahawks game with some buddies and thirty whores. At least an anonymous source who has the cultural literacy of a forty year old Ukrainian mail order bride told... READ MORE

JIMMY KIMMEL – came out last night dressed as Jay Leno. Everyone could tell it wasn’t Leno though because the jokes were funny. (abc) JENNIFER LOVE CHEWITT – almost dumped Jamie Kennedy because he called her “pear-ass” after seeing... READ MORE