Lyin' Ted Cruz Makes A Bold Move (VIDEO)

Creepy used car salesman Ted Cruz and his prolific forehead grease used his RNC speech to further his own agenda and did not endorse Trump, as is the entire point of giving a speech at the RNC. Cruz is apparently butt hurt and embarrassed about being beaten out by Trump as he should be since Trump has no political experience and is an outward buffoon. Still, he's not the least likable person in any building he enters,...

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Megyn Kelly Faces Justified Criticism

Megyn Kelly's much hyped interview with Donald Trump consisted of her lobbing him a bunch of softballs and laughing at his jokes like a schoolgirl in heat. This is surprising since prior to the interview Kelly was nearly infallible in the eyes of the media, having withered Trump's lowly attacks about her period without crying onstage, as was apparently the more

Trump Made a Pass at a HuffPo Columnist Thirty Years Ago and Why That's Super Important

Either Hillary Clinton's opposition research team is barking out orders to counter the 'Bill pawed women' re-hashed stories, or every single veteran female reporter on the East Coast is coincidentally writing a survivor's tale of how Donald Trump once made a pass at them in the 80's. Long time New York Times columnist and now downgraded Huffington Post opinion writer Lisa Belkin penned a feature piece about how more

Melania Trump Juicy Tidbits

Melania Trump opened up in a rather bizarre interview in which she literally called herself intelligent and proceeded to talk about how she likes fancy shoes. Her token humorous anecdote came in the form of describing her stay at a Holiday Inn in Iowa and how it wasn't up to her normal standards but she just "went with it." I'd imagine you did, didn't you grow up drinking toilet water in the former Soviet Bloc more

Lena Dunham Leaving If Hillary Doesn't Take Over

Lena Dunham known for her fierce feminism and the constant smell of wet woodland mammal that follows her like a Pig-Pen dirt cloud is ditching the United State if Donald Trump beats Hillary Clinton in November. Unlike previous celebrities who have said unlike previous celebrities they are truly serious about leaving, Dunham stated that she is truly serious about leaving unlike previous celebrities. Dunham posted more

Michelle Fields Brutalized

Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields has big hair and big tits and employsboth as tools in her journalist tool box. She's composed like a beauty pageant runner up. The one who pounds apple-tinis while bitching about Miss Costa Rica really being from Lauderdale.Fields claims that Donald Trump's campaign managerCorey Lewandowski grabbed her forcefully as he tried to prevent her from asking Trump a question on the more

Trump v. Pope

Donald Trump has attacked Pope Francis because Francis is blatant front runner who during a speech in Southern MexicomockedTrump's Great Wall of Mexico plan. Trump loves that wall even more than he loves his own children, save for Ivanka who he always refers to in a creepy incestuous manner. The Pope spoke in Spanish, one of the seventeen languages he can mutter semi-intelligibly, soit's possible something was lost more

The Thought of Hillary Clinton Peeing Disgusts Conservatives (VIDEO)

Either you believe Donald Trump is a blowhard who you'd routinely punch in the gunt if he didn't have security or he's an incredibly honed in wordsmith who uses the subtleties of language to lure in voters. Trump's been hitting the public fora recasting in people's minds the moment in the Saturday evening Democratic Party debate when Hillary Clinton returned late from a toilet break and the ABC broadcast started more

Larry David Gets Paid And Shit Around The Web

On last Saturday's SNL, Larry David called Donald Trump a racist to his face. Though it was part of a bit, David is now entitled to a $5000 bounty a pro-immigration group offered to anyone in the SNL audience that would do the same.Five grant isa shitload of illegal roach coach tacos, my amigo. Watch what all the hoopla is about. (TMZ) Olivia Culpo bikinis with the best of them. (Last Men On Earth) Sarah Hay and more

Trump Takes on Facebook

Donald Trump takes on the big names. Occasionally, illegal immigrant ice cream cart vendorsand masa kneading abuelitas, but at times, direct for the gullet of the rich and powerful in his own class. Trump's latest Tourette's like outburstwas targeted at Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg who is widelyadmireddespite being the world's largest Bond villaingatherer of private information and also a nipple fearing more

Period Shaming Is Tampon Shaming With a Twist

Donald Trump is a distasteful narcissist. He's not a retard. Nobody makes period jokes about women on national television. Trump's comment on CNN regarding Megyn Kelly at the Fox News debate, You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever... was immediately picked up by the 75%of GOP who hate Trump, 100% of Democrats, and all lazy journalists who no longer want to work more

Trump Wins Before It Starts

I'm not watching a Republican Presidential Debate because a week of afternoon television for fat women has taught me to love myself more than that. I'll boldly predict Donald Trump the winner over the other nine guys who you'd never pick to be on your dodgeball team even after you were left with only the scoliosis kids. The Trump phenomenon is easy to explain. He's got himself into Special Ed and he's able to more

Donald Trump Breast Pump Shaming

Donald Trump berated a lawyer who was deposing him because she needed to pump breast milk for her baby, according to the lawyer and to Trump. Elizabeth Beck eventually came down on the losing side in the case, possibly becauseshe brought her baby to the office and was tickling it while pretending to listen to the proceedings. At some point Beck asked for a one hour break so she could pump the milk, a more

Donald Trump Signs Off

Donald Trump appears to have lost the sane vote, the Latino vote, the self respecting vote, the moderate vote, the reader vote, and the voter vote. He now appears to have alienated the entire Republican party after making fun of John McCain because he spent six years in a POW camp. That should go over swimmingly atthe Elk's Lodge: "He's not a war hero.He was a war hero because he was captured. I like people more

Mexican Drug Lord Calls Trump a Faggot

Sinaloa drug cartel little jefe El Chapo escaped once again from prison in Mexico. Escaped seems like an overstatement since the Mexican army corps of engineers dug him a mile-longindustrial grade tunnel to leisurely walkhim away from the facility.The second thing El Chapo did after fucking tons of chicks and drinking tequila through the nostrils of his decapitated enemies was to Tweet Donald Trump and call him more