By Matt July 02, 2015 @ 7:39 AM
Donald Trump fired back at Macy’s after they dropped his clothing line because of his couple or three racist comments about Mexicans. It turns out you can’t even be president if the Latinos are indifferent towards you, let alone when your campaign consists mostly of picking on the bus boys. Macy’s issued a statement generally calling Trump an idiot and reminding customers of their upcoming Dia de la Raza Sale. Trump shot back that he doesn’t really care about the Macy’s deal because his dad gave him all his money, and issued some inflammatory statements which everyone ignores now, saying they:
“Support illegal immigration, which is totally detrimental to the fabric of our once great country.”
Yes I remember the good old days when people could afford a shitty studio apartment in Manhattan. God willing you’re doing what you can to change that. Reality TV has been a major contributor to society as well. Also, your hair is fucking gross. There appears to be no truth to his comments. I went to the zoo once and walked by the parrots without catching what they were saying. At some point they got louder. By then I was balls deep in a churro.
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By Lex June 26, 2015 @ 9:05 AM
The uncomfortably handsome Chilean actor set to host Donald Trump’s owned Miss USA pageant has pulled out because Trump called Mexican immigrants murderous raping drug dealers who smell like bad tacos. Cristian de la Fuente even made a selfie video of his disdain for Trump, because that’s what you do when you’re angry and can make women cum with just your three-day facial hair.
Mr. Trump, as a Latino, I cannot work in an event associated with your name. The statements you made against Mexicans and immigrants show that you are an ignorant. It is unacceptable to launch your presidential candidacy creating a rhetoric of hatred and discrimination in calling Mexicans drug dealers and rapists. It is a shame that such an important institution as Miss USA is in the hands of a clown.
Oh, man, you had me until that last part. Also, clown seems kind of rough when he only said you fuck your mothers and sell your sisters to drunken sailers for tortilla money.
People who support Trump say he’s an honest speaker. Which means he’s an asshole. Also, he has no chance of winning. Spanish language network Univision also announced its dropping coverage of Trump’s Miss USA pageant for his dirty spics off the cuff remark. Trump has threatened to sue Univision for hundreds of millions for breach of contract even though everybody is certain that if the Miss USA pageant doesn’t air nobody but the handsy stepdads of the contestants would even notice.
Trump has since backed off his original comments with numerous odes to the natural splendor of our neighbor to the South and testimonials from his Mexican domestic staff about how Señor Trump’s beatings are always merited. Week one seems to be going smoothly.
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By Jack June 25, 2015 @ 12:00 PM
Presidential candidate and dead ferret toupee wearer Donald Trump has really pissed off the Mexicans. Univision has dropped Trump’s Miss USA Pageant after Trump called Mexican immigrants rapists and thieves. Pobrecito.
Read all about how Donald got himself in agua caliente with Univision. (TMZ)
Kylie Jenner wears a see-through outfit. Surprised? (Egotastic)
Skreech gets sentenced to four months in jail for shanking a dude. (Huffington Post)
Amanda Seyfried gets cornrows and shows off her sexy legs. (Drunken Stepfather)
Alexis Ren wears a bikini just for you. (Hollywood Tuna)
Sweet Jesus, Samantha Hoopes has some big ‘ol titties. (Popoholic)
I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains on these hot redheads. (The Chive)
By Matt June 23, 2014 @ 5:09 PM
Even though the Central Park Five have been cleared of all charges, Donald Trump is pissed they reached a financial settlement after each spent up to 13 years in prison. The forty million dollar settlement means each wrongly accused man receives eight million. I did the math and eight million bucks divided by 13 years is 70 bucks an hour. That’s more than I make but I wouldn’t trade my desk job for ass rapes, prison gang beat downs, and only MSNBC on the community room TV for a decade. Trump lobbied for these guys to be executed. He’s still talking shit about their guilt associations even after they’ve been found innocent.
“What were the men doing in the park, playing checkers?”
No, they were fucking around trying to buy-up booze like every other delinquent teenager in the borough. Not every kid can order Sea Breezes on the family tab at the club. I’m not a big death penalty guy, but if some thugs brutally assault a female jogger, I’m open to talking firing squad. But the punishment probably should be less than death for drinking forties and goofing around in the park and looking not-white. Trump is a proud man who doesn’t want to admit that he’s wrong. I bet he’d become more open to self-reflection after 13 years in prison. The experiment couldn’t hurt.
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By Travis June 17, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
After all of the promotional bikini-wearing and following the preliminary bikini-wearing, a new Miss USA was finally selected in Las Vegas last night, and the girl whose life is forever altered is Erin Brady of Connecticut. Erin plans to spend her year as Donald Trump’s favorite American by raising awareness for the problems that children of addicts face in their everyday lives, as they cope with alcoholism and drug use within their families and struggle through their own social interactions in school and elsewhere.
I’m not sure what her plan is, but nudity is always a great idea.
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By Travis March 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM
Of all the things to make a comeback in 2013, who would have guessed stalking celebrities would be so popular right now? But between the How I Met Your Mother girl and now Ivanka Trump, being a crazy-eyed psychopath is all the rage right now.
That debonair gentleman above is John Eugene Enabnit, who was arrested and served with a restraining order in February after he kept showing up at Trump’s Manhattan penthouse to speak with her. He was arrested again this week for stalking her in Florida, and the fact that he followed her from NYC to Florida doesn’t scream crazy as much as it shows he’d devoted.
Law enforcement tells TMZ, 32-year-old John Eugene Enabnit was arrested Monday at his hotel room in Doral … near where 31-year-old Ivanka was attending a weekend golf tournament.
Enabnit is currently being held without bond on a charge of violating a restraining order, which Ivanka had previously obtained against him. (TMZ)
First of all, it’s clear as day why she was in Doral – to have a threeway with Paulina Gretzky and Dustin Johnson. That’s just obvious.
However, if you’re gearing up to become a stalker of a gorgeous, big time celebrity like Ivanka, you have to ask yourself if you’re ready to deal with an even crazier guy like her father. Because even if Ivanka digs you and lets you make dolls from her pubic hair, you’re going to have to get the Donald’s approval, and he’s probably going to steal your kidney.
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