Stormy Daniels No Longer In Trouble For Sexual Acts At Ohio Strip Club

July 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"Ms. Clifford (Daniels' real last name) leaned over, grabbed Det. Keckley's head and began smacking her face with her bare breasts and holding her face between her breasts against her chest. Ms. Clifford then moved down the stage where... READ MORE

Robert De Niro Never Wants To Eat Next To Trump

June 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Originally it was assumed that Robert De Niro banned Trump from eating at his Nobu restaurant chain. But a rep for Robert has clarified that De Niro said Trump is allowed to eat really expensive sushi at Nobu, he... READ MORE

Open Post: Kanye Trump

April 26, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yesterday Kanye West found out that the easiest way to get national media coverage is to say that you're dragon energy brothers or whatever with the president, and now - with his signed Make America Great Again hat in... READ MORE

Melania Trump Snubs The Hand That Breeds Her

April 25, 2018 | Photos | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Over their hundreds of appearances, First Lady Melania and President Donald Trump had a small awkward exchange, so naturally it's news that we care about. The two were standing in the Rose Garden at the White House for a... READ MORE

Female Comedian Files Restraining Order Against Trump For Laughs

April 19, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

When being funny for a living isn’t working out for you filing a restraining order against the president should grab the attention your career as a professional comedian was lacking. I know most comedians inject themselves into certain situations... READ MORE

Salma Hayek Slams Trump For Fecal Matter Nation Allegations

March 8, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Salma Hayek has involved herself in a one-sided argument with President Trump over whether or not “shithole nations” actually exist. Salma sits on the side of the fence that states these types of nations are purely myth and fairy... READ MORE

Hope Hicks Loses Hope And Employment

March 3, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I lost hope for hot women in the White House after learning about Hope Hicks’ departure. That just leaves us with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and she’s about as appetizing as a sweaty 7-11 hot dog when compared to the... READ MORE

Chelsea Handler Pins L.A. Fires on Trump

December 7, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's more than okay to hate Trump. But if you're a comedian and Trump obsession is all you got, that's a deeper problem.

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Rosie O’Donnell May Not Live Through Trump

October 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Rosie O'Donnell fears she may not survive the Trump administration. It's the next level in expressing your political displeasure. Claiming death. 

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Cooper Hefner Retroactively Embarrassed Over Trump Cover

August 28, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's not unusual for the sons of inheritance to believe they earnestly earned their professional stature. The alternative theory is too demeaning to consider. Though more ambitious men will intentionally not follow in their successful father's footsteps to avoid... READ MORE