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Jessica Biel Finally Gets A Job

October 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Jessica Biel has a lot in common with an expired coupon. At one point it did work, but after a certain date it became useless. If you weren’t aware, there’s a war going on that no man is safe... READ MORE

Facebook Stock’s History-Making Plummet

July 27, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  What would Mark Suckaturd’s Facebook reaction emoji be to the news that his company is showing its first signs of weakness virtually since he founded it in 2004? Maybe a cute little face with a tear? Maybe a... READ MORE

Facebook Forced To Roll Out Feature To Erase Already Sent Messages

April 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Mark Zuckerberg has been having a terrible month. Just within the last few weeks he’s been caught with his pants down more times than your average teenage couple caught by a cop in the back of a borrowed car.... READ MORE

Crazy Carrey Quitting FaceBook, Calls Zuck Irresponsible American

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Facebook has weaved its way into the hearts of many and under the skin of many more. Jim Carrey is of the latter group. He is quitting Facebook and urges everyone else to do the same. The Russian Facebook... READ MORE

Former Facebook Exec Admits Social Media Is Largely An Evil Time Sucking World of Hate

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The former Facebook V.P. is making hay in the news by admitting to the world that Facebook and social media in general is tearing apart what's left of society, and doing so with open eyes to their wanton destruction.

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Facebook Adding 3,000 Content Screeners

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People killing seniors and babies live on Facebook have resulted in 3,000 new jobs for content screeners. Likely in Morocco or Jordan with the existing community guideline screeners. This is three thousand times the minimum wage in Timbuktu, not... READ MORE

Follow Our Facebook And Never Miss A Post!

January 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

We know you're busy sucking the lives out of your miserable girlfriends and trying to avoid life in general, but if you could mosy on over to our WWTDD facebook page and hit like. You would be entered... READ MORE

Facebook Finds Gold at End of Gay Rainbows

July 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to the Daily Mail, a clickbait headline company with random words beneath, the Facebook rainbow flag option for profile pictures this past week may have been a cynical psychological test to support Mark Zuckerberg’s plan to take over the world... READ MORE

Facebook Teleportation Is the Future

March 25, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s inevitable that Facebook will take over the world. I don’t mind so much. There will be no nipples and you’ll have photos of what everybody is eating for lunch, but finally we’ll have a world where narcissists and... READ MORE

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