Crazy Carrey Quitting FaceBook, Calls Zuck Irresponsible American

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Facebook has weaved its way into the hearts of many and under the skin of many more. Jim Carrey is of the latter group. He is quitting Facebook and urges everyone else to do the same. The Russian Facebook advertisement scandal really chapped Jim’s ass and he’s ready to tap out. He believes that one […]

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Former Facebook Exec Admits Social Media Is Largely An Evil Time Sucking World of Hate

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The former Facebook V.P. is making hay in the news by admitting to the world that Facebook and social media in general is tearing apart what’s left of society, and doing so with open eyes to their wanton destruction.

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Facebook Wants You To Fork Over Nudes, For Safety

November 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

 

All of the money in the world and owning his own Hawaiian Island wasn’t enough for Zuck, now he wants your nudes. 

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Facebook Adding 3,000 Content Screeners

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People killing seniors and babies live on Facebook have resulted in 3,000 new jobs for content screeners. Likely in Morocco or Jordan with the existing community guideline screeners. This is three thousand times the minimum wage in Timbuktu, not Mountain View.

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Follow Our Facebook And Never Miss A Post!

January 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

We know you’re busy sucking the lives out of your miserable girlfriends and trying to avoid life in general, but if you could mosy on over to our WWTDD facebook page and hit like. You would be entered into our world of amazing content, hot babes, and all things man. Just do it.

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Facebook Finds Gold at End of Gay Rainbows

July 1, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

According to the Daily Mail, a clickbait headline company with random words beneath, the Facebook rainbow flag option for profile pictures this past week may have been a cynical psychological test to support Mark Zuckerberg’s plan to take over the world and eliminate tits forever. Following the SCOTUS affirmation of same sex marriages, twenty-five millions people with […]

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Facebook Teleportation Is the Future

March 25, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s inevitable that Facebook will take over the world. I don’t mind so much. There will be no nipples and you’ll have photos of what everybody is eating for lunch, but finally we’ll have a world where narcissists and lonely people are making all the rules.  Facebook leaked out a number of their new big announcements […]

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Emma Watson and Facebook Plain Speaking About Women

March 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you celebrated International Women’s Day by having no clue it was International Women’s Day. I feel like I just put my books away from Black History Month. Special days come up on you fast. U.N. Global Ambassador for Vagina Matters, Emma Watson, took calls at Facebook HQ on gender inequality. They were […]

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Which Gender Do You Want to Be on Facebook?

February 15, 2014 | WTF | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, Facebook was forty-eight gender options short for new account creators who for the history of Facebook have been subjugated, nay, tormented, into choosing merely between male and female. Now, you can go with transgender woman, pre-op male, intersex, ambiguous sex, my parents put me in dresses but I like sports, minotaur furry, and any […]

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Bono is not the worlds richest musician, will not make $1.5 billion today

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In 2009, a private equity firm co-founded by Bono paid $90 million to buy 2.3 percent of Facebook, which has been valued at over $100 billion for their IPO today. And according to TMZ and Page Six, that means Bono will become the worlds richest musician by 4pm! …the shares are now valued at $1.5 […]

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